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@BacardiCapital

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Waterboarding Enthusiast. Master Ecailler & Prince of Powder. Ex Apollo (1st Round Interview). Bloomberg Certified

New York City
Joined August 2011
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Just got my new Enhanced ID what's everyone think?
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Dua Lipa shares photo with boyfriend Callum Turner.
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Every American waking up on July 5th
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Cocaine rimmed cocktails
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Let the 9/9/9 challenge begin
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We used to be a proper country
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Permission to go get a sit down hibachi lunch in the middle of the work day?
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3 months
Enjoy Sweetgreen in ur cubicle today white boy
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DO NOT ATTEMPT THE 9/9/9
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3 months
iMessage is down no wonder she hasn't texted me back in 2 years
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@TheJoshGiddey Man's working at Northwestern mutual on commission no base
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@11kmrn Binge drinking?
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POV: your friend who thinks chipotle guac is expensive buying his first montauk lobster roll
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How does this make you feel white boy
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23 days
Amex lounge won't serve me a redbull vodka at 5 am, we used to be a proper country
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4 months
Socially acceptable to take a dunk at Happy Hour?
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Happy Four Loko Friday. Monkey see monkey do
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If you're a man in NYC it really is a cardinal sin to wear shorts to the function
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"Let's go to the Spaniard tonight"
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3 months
Me and who
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2 years ago I was at my first concert ever- Tomorrowland. For breakfast I had acid (first time) and a crossiant. Here’s what it taught me about B2B SaaS sales: 🧵👇
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Homeless man started cranking hog immediately when I got on the subway, ik I looked good today
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3 months
F   O    U      R L    O K     O    F R I D A Y 。 ・゚ 。°*. 。*・
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Can't even enjoy a game of pool
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Afters gonna be a movie
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Waking up not hungover is the greatest feeling ever
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On my way to my PE Interview (My Dad is the MD and I am bringing him a pool beer)! Wish me me luck!
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Presidents getting shot, bumps on the trading floor, three martini lunches - the 80s are back baby
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If I can get out the DMs so can you
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Me when the bouncer asks why I'm in the same stall with 6 other dudes
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I'm sick
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6 months
Calling HR since my analyst is BAREFOOT on the floor
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Today is my personal 9/11
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300 IQ play on my part
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The plan: Throw rocks into this bucket and talk to zero women
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Peter Millar is mid
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@retarded_whore You are my favorite retarded whore
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4 months
Save me cavier hotdogs
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Priest never asked for objections, now she'll never know I still love her. It's so over
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3 months
Pour one out, Fish Market is getting a new door
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2 months
White boy summer in full effect
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Putting up historic numbers tonight
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The office snitch watching me have 4 lunch margs @Applebees
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@lindzeymcguire Note to self: don't open twitter at Mother's Day brunch
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6 months
Permission to go get a sit down hibachi lunch in the middle of the work day?
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2 months
Just fell over in the subway
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3 months
Crazy to be shirtless at Margaritaville but it's island time I guess
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Beautiful evening for me to get drunk at Margaritaville then lose trivia
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My type of breakfast
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I can't stand breakfast, it's constant eggs, like why?
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@yungmtngoat Just wait till you're deep in a NYC escort 😫
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Cheetah print. Rizz.
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@eastvillageguy It can also build them
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God Bless 🇺🇸🦅
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I'm never gonna financially recover from this late fee
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I never go above 14th street, okay Becky from Ohio
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7 months
Girlfriends didn't want to tap in, but who needs those communists
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4 months
Veni Vidi Vici. I like to thank the concessions stand for not cutting us off, you the mutuals for the thoughts and prayers, and the haters for keeping us motivated. Fortune favors the bold ladies and gentlemen
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Let the 9/9/9 challenge begin
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How your email finds me on Saturday morning
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Ya'll thought I was kidding with the meal prep
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BOGO @chipotle today, gonna meal prep for the week
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Let's us cook
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Can't believe I have to drink again today
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Drinking in the UES and Brooklyn in one weekend, call me a world traveler
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Twitter is better networking than an MBA
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Propaganda ? How about I take a Propa Ganda at those Milkers 😤
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Imagine showing this to George Washington
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72 Hour Recap
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How it feels pulling up to Montauk today
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Had a margarita then ran into an ex MD with his prostitute life comes at you fast
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"Match my freak" brother in Christ you think the Spaniard is the best bar in NYC
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“Match my freak” you are literally an investment banking analyst who’s cancelled your last 7 hinge dates and hasn’t not blackout the last dozen times you’ve drank
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"Being a hot girl is crazy all they have to do is not die" - @eastvillageguy
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The European mind cant comprehend getting out of work today at 1pm for the "Big American Holiday" (its because they don't work all summer)
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"So it's 1634, and I told all my Dutch neighbors tulips are a great hard asset investment"
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Update haven't moved
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The plan: Throw rocks into this bucket and talk to zero women
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EV Gang rise up
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Guys like me just look for an excuse to say mommy
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Intern so young he just asked "is it snack time"
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@middlemarketmac *2 Lines Later*
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Splitting a variety of Gs at his favorite intern bar, trying to remind P of his formative years (1980s)
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Making a burner LinkedIn to humble some of you for your cringy posts
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Crazy some people are going to bed with 10 fingers tonight but less than 10 tomorrow night
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Seems nobody wants to work these days
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What's the Statute of limitations for Venmo's ?
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Sunday Funday?
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Permission to clock my second 9/9/9 of the season? @Yankees
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@middlemarketmac He's just like me Frfr
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If your girls at a table in montauk tonight, focus on yourself king
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Four Day Weekend Four Loko Friday 🤝
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@its_GOP What's a sf
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Literally woke up and have to drink again,I am gods toughest soldier
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I call it morning wood she calls it breakfast in bed
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DO NOT GO OUT IN THE EAST VILLAGE
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10 likes I put @CaucasianCFA down,
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At Sothebys, does anyone want anything?
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Is this spreadsheet in the room with us now?
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750K raise to start a bar in EV, dm if u wanna throw
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