Tommy O’Dwyer
@TommyOKid
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Researcher of Equities. Enjoyer of house music, Boston sports, dive bars, and jokes that go a little too far. None of this is financial advice.
East Village, Manhattan
Joined November 2011
Didn’t notice this was a boiler room set at first because I was looking at her rack.
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Thanks Santa. Yeah, you can guess my parents tax bracket
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Pre-break up announcement via your Twitter burner is insane.
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Walz most certainly ain’t afraid of a dude wearing a size medium.
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POV: it’s Monday and your coworker is going to mention his two day hangover, his parlay that didn’t hit, and ask if you have any Zyns
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When the ID got some random British blokes on the SoundCloud cover, you know it’s going to be GAS
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When I link w a girl from hinge for the first time.
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How SEC mfs act wearing a college embroidered Peter Millar polo
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You won’t hear the solutions to our nations problems from Trump or Kamala tonight. You’ll hear them from me and my absolute boys while we share a rack of modelos and an eight ball in a random kitchen at 6:92 am.
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Me after failing to beat the “what’s my name” allegations
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Davis Clarke so locked in for the Boston marathon that he shat himself and showed it on IG.
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Giving schitzo conservative Twitter this story is like feeding a full T-bone steak to a hungry Rottweiler.
🚨#TUNNEL: The vent, the red box and the cone match up perfectly. What on earth was going on down there!?
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You gonna suck whatever I pull out of these navy Lulu abc pants.
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Today is such a 27 beers and one single slice of pizza type day.
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Chat which friend is nervous to see his HS ex gf tonight?
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Making this face to the client while my boss pitches an idea I don’t agree with
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My dad watching me sign the check for dinner after I got my first full time job
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Catch me and Barron absolutely CRUSHING it at the Red Lion this fall ✊.
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The center of the universe.
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Update: my dad and I are running a two man on two divorcees, this could be a special father son moment.
At a dive bar in Westport CT rn AMA.
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Reminder the little guy bought a $42m home in Nantucket this past fall.
My problem with the stock market is it’s just one big casino where the people in charge rig it to fuck over the little guy and make all the money for themselves #DDTG
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WOW! As part of Trumps first swath of executive orders, dress sneakers are now banned. Thank you President Trump!
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I would give everything I own to be that dog.
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Relatively attractive girl my age at the airport has a ring, my trip is already fucking ruined.
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Posting an instagram story of what you’re up to is so corny. Be a fuckin man and tweet about it from your burner.
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My friend watching me introduce him to a girl as “a bad boy with a soft side and a third leg”
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Hot intern didn’t get a return offer, am I in the clear to ask her out over teams now?.
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Having an Emily Ratajkowksi lookalike contest in my bedroom tonight spread the word.
The real Timothée Chalamet has made a surprise appearance at the Timothée Chalamet lookalike contest in NYC .
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If you look like this hmu.
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Me looking at my blue Charles Tyrwhitt shirt, navy Lulu abc pants, black Allen Edmonds loafers, company branded vest, and green Barbour jacket every morning
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Remember your most fire fit your girl hates but your boys love. Don’t let your girl keep you from wearing fire fits.
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JUSTICE: President Donal Trump has ordered Downtown Social to revert back to its original name, the 13th Step 🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Back on the desk after two weeks of doing nothing, it’s not even 9:30 yet
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Can someone come over and do this to me.
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Go to McSorleys. Order a light and a dark. Shake hands with the server. Sit at a table with strangers. Chug your beer. Chug another. Order the crackers, cheese and onions. Talk politics with the local blue collar guy. Spill beer all over your shirt. Pay in $1 bills.
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“Can I get your snap” is an INSANE thing to say as someone older than 22.
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Why are you, as a man, bringing your phone into the sauna? You really can’t sit alone with your thoughts for 20 mins??.
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I’ve known this man for 16 years and unfortunately I must alert the local authorities about him
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What does this mean.
getting slutted out on the cousin walk >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
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Saturday morning debriefing Rizzler and World of T-shirts lore
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She blocked me on everything…except Bloomberg IB chat 🤔.
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My parents: “hey bud when are you coming home for Easter?”.Me looking out the window of my fourth floor east village walk up:
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4.5 hours of Chris Stussy at sea on a Monday evening. Could’ve done 4.5 more
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There simply isn’t a better midtown lunch option than chipotle if you’re trying to:.- stay under 15 bucks.- max calories/protein.- eat ‘relatively’ clean.- eat something that tastes good .- be served quick.
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Sitting outside at a bar yesterday: “this spot is great for people watching” . *girl on a city bike gets smoked by a cab*.
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RIP(?) to the Astor place Starbucks, place was a hellscape
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I tried to get into surf lodge with 6 guys yesterday to see Alesso and John Summit and they quoted us 150k minimum.
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We’ve all been there.
Roommate put $500 into Robinhood and started watching fox business like he’s Warren Buffett
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The amount of notifications I’ve been getting from Snapchat lately despite literally never using the app is insane.
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Sell Side Equity Research Analyst defending the worst company you’ve ever seen with his Buy rating and 123% upside.
President Biden’s press conference was amazing. It’s time for Democrats to unite and SUPPORT Joe Biden!
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Everyone at dinner turned to me and asked “so where should we go out from here”
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Bag and afters at a randos . Bag and afters at a randos.
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Is anyone currently aboard Amtrak 173 to DC looking to join the mile low club this evening.
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4 hours of Pawsa, 4 hours of ANOTR, 4 hours of Chris Stussy. Not to mention the many other big artists playing here this weekend. No city is better for music man.
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Doing drugs you’ve never heard of with Twitter girls whose @‘s you can’t even pronounce.
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Me: “burner Twitter is having a field day with these SEC girls. Pretty crazy stuff”. My roommate:
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West village burner account by a guy in jersey city.
SEC burner account run by a guy who goes to a nescac school.
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Ah yes. The college sophomore with four m&a and private equity internships (supposedly) reaching out to me over LinkedIn saying he wants to do sell side equity research.
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Remember when dudes used to re-story the “almost Friday” posts from Friday beers on instagram.
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We used to have thirst trap Thursdays man
What happened to thirst trap thursdays.
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It’s not an HR violation if the girl you make out with at the holiday party doesn’t work for your company, right?.
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Me and who.
Ferris Buehler had it all, including a GF who kept a scorebook at games.
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We went thru my kid's iPad. My wife is upset but "Latina twerk compilation" has me crying tears.
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Iykyk this is one of the hardest fits of all time.
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