Tommy O’Dwyer
@TommyOKid
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Sellside equity research. Enjoyer of house music, Boston sports, dive bars, and jokes that go a little too far. None of this is financial advice.
East Village, Manhattan
Joined November 2011
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POV: it’s Monday and your coworker is going to mention his two day hangover, his parlay that didn’t hit, and ask if you have any Zyns
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Me after failing to beat the “what’s my name” allegations
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Davis Clarke so locked in for the Boston marathon that he shat himself and showed it on IG.
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Giving schitzo conservative Twitter this story is like feeding a full T-bone steak to a hungry Rottweiler
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#TUNNEL
: The vent, the red box and the cone match up perfectly.
What on earth was going on down there!?
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Update: my dad and I are running a two man on two divorcees, this could be a special father son moment
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Reminder the little guy bought a $42m home in Nantucket this past fall
My problem with the stock market is it’s just one big casino where the people in charge rig it to fuck over the little guy and make all the money for themselves
#DDTG
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Posting an instagram story of what you’re up to is so corny. Be a fuckin man and tweet about it from your burner
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My friend watching me introduce him to a girl as “a bad boy with a soft side and a third leg”
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Me looking at my blue Charles Tyrwhitt shirt, navy Lulu abc pants, black Allen Edmonds loafers, company branded vest, and green Barbour jacket every morning
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Back on the desk after two weeks of doing nothing, it’s not even 9:30 yet
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Go to McSorleys. Order a light and a dark. Shake hands with the server. Sit at a table with strangers. Chug your beer. Chug another. Order the crackers, cheese and onions. Talk politics with the local blue collar guy. Spill beer all over your shirt. Pay in $1 bills.
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I’ve known this man for 16 years and unfortunately I must alert the local authorities about him
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My parents: “hey bud when are you coming home for Easter?”
Me looking out the window of my fourth floor east village walk up:
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There simply isn’t a better midtown lunch option than chipotle if you’re trying to:
- stay under 15 bucks
- max calories/protein
- eat ‘relatively’ clean
- eat something that tastes good
- be served quick
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Sitting outside at a bar yesterday: “this spot is great for people watching”
*girl on a city bike gets smoked by a cab*
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I tried to get into surf lodge with 6 guys yesterday to see Alesso and John Summit and they quoted us 150k minimum
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Sell Side Equity Research Analyst defending the worst company you’ve ever seen with his Buy rating and 123% upside
President Biden’s press conference was amazing. It’s time for Democrats to unite and SUPPORT Joe Biden!
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Bag and afters at a randos
Bag and afters at a randos
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Me: “burner Twitter is having a field day with these SEC girls. Pretty crazy stuff”
My roommate:
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Remember when dudes used to re-story the “almost Friday” posts from Friday beers on instagram
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Ah yes. The college sophomore with four m&a and private equity internships (supposedly) reaching out to me over LinkedIn saying he wants to do sell side equity research
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Little cousins just asked me to toss the football around outside
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The most critical battle of the East/West Village civil war will be at the Astor Place Wegmans
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Mercury partners recruiter: do you have a few minutes to catch up? I wanted to run a L/S consumer PM opportunity by you.
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Off from work and starting my days a little later. Every hot girl in the city commutes to work at/around 9. Can’t believe this is what I’m missing out on
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I took both pills and now I’m at the Sbarro at the New Haven train station ?
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My college self would be shaking if he knew I was playing beer dye and going to see kygo and Swedish house mafia later. Back in my 2010s EDM boy era
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@the_P_God
I know you saw me hitting chest. I remember when we used to hit chest together if you know what I mean
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@NoCapCapitalLLC
Seeing the timeline littered with Peter millar college polos was the first sign of how deep they roll
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Wait, you guys are still testing for Covid?
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Had a broker show me an apt - late to our 3pm mid week appointment, wearing basketball shorts and tank top. Ran me through the apartment for literally 90 seconds and says “alright I’ve got to run, if you want this you need to apply tonight. 15% broker fee no negotiations”
Do any Manhattan real estate brokers follow me and want to give me a deal on broker fees since they love my account?
NYC brokers charging $5-10k to give me one viewing time in the middle of a day on a Monday makes me sick!
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To people citi biking to and from work in your work clothes in this heat, why?
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Skipping work today, omw to my PE MF interview wish me luck 🤞
More info on on cycle recruiting. PE funds are literally hiring fresh grads before they’ve even begun their IB jobs. What a joke lmao
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@okaymaddam
He started trading in his own e-trade account last summer and now he’s passionate about advising companies on multi billion dollar mergers
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Is anyone on Amtrak Northeast Regional 94 to Boston rn // do you want to join the mile low club w me?
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@GordonGekko420
Wdym bro? Me and my roommates (5br in Hoboken) have ripped fort laudy spring break every year since freshman year, it’s tradition
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Today is the 80th anniversary of D-Day, where allied forces stormed the beaches of Normandy. Here’s what this taught me about selling life insurance
A thread 🧵
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Just when we thought there wasn’t enough ammo for conspiracy theorists this weekend
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@jamesnyc345
I acknowledge they’re comfy, but I think traditional dress shoes and loafers will always be a better look in an office
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Crazy to think trump had to pay a woman to not tell people they had sex. I don’t think there’s a girl on the planet who would admit they had sex w Tommy O
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Buddy is proposing to his girl today, she’s +110 to say yes she’s low key been upset with him lately
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Just want to give a shout out to my boy
@ShaneO_10
for workin the graveyard shift to keep our planes in the air through this storm. Dunks on me next time bro.
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Too focused on my burner account
80% of single guys are no longer interested in dating. They are not even trying.
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Come find us
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Playing golf today with my conservative dad and grandpa. What do you think we’re gonna talk about?
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From the first time seeing
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at the Sunday school stage at Ezoo in ‘21, to selling out MSG. Been a fun ride.
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Received this text from a girl I hooked up with one time five years ago (my intern summer btw)
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Haters mad bro is just catching a vibe
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Me begging for a girls number at the bar
8yo me begging my mom for money when the ice cream man is only 4 houses away
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