Ser Bronn, CFA
@FintwitBronn
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sellside research // don’t come to this page expecting much tbh
New York, NY
Joined May 2022
Working out of GF’s childhood bedroom and have not been downstairs / spoken to her family once yet today
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@JoeCassandra I grew up like this and hated it. Family drama 10x. I was always jealous of my friends on holidays who would get to go travel to visit relatives. Not to say it was all bad, it was the best thing ever for my grandparents, but I wanted to leave from a pretty early age.
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There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
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Watched Whiplash for the second time… bullish on humans.
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A funny tradition that my parents have whenever they visit nyc is they also go to Mr. Purple for a drink before dinner.
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Longest 5 minutes in the world? Letting your steak rest after you finish cooking it.
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Holiday season on the Street. Already 40 hours in this week - most wonderful time of the year!. At least I have the Christmas lights to look forward to on my way home
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Nothing like opening your ski bag for the first time this season and these bad boys falling out
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Asked my doorman how his Thanksgiving was, said his grandson brought “some kind of diarrhea bug” home from preschool to his house, which had 35 people inside of it on Thursday. “If we ever want to engage in biological warfare, we just gotta send four-year-olds to Iraq”.
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Sunday scaries got you down bad? Throw fleetwood mac on vinyl, whip up some burgers, pour yourself a glass of red wine, settle in for SNF & thank me later.
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Few places more melancholy than Midtown Manhattan in the days leading up to Thanksgiving.
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Had a dream last night I worked as Litquidity’s intern (woke up sweating).
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The hook-and-ladder becoming a semi-weekly thing has been one of the only good things about the NFL this season.
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Footballs back, crisp 60 degrees in manhattan this morning, and no teams messages. Cant beat that boys.
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You get sell-side research reports every day from your salespeople, but do you have any idea how much time is wasted in coming up with "creative" titles? . These were the nominees for my Research Note Title Competition earlier this year 👇Comment if I missed any.
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Old prom photo just popped up in my memories… bro why the fuck did I look like CEO of a Wisconsin widget manufacturing company producing $5m in annual EBITDA
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I’d be remiss if I didn’t shout out @rich_toad. Keep grinding brother, been following your stuff since the DTSS days.
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Post a pic of you from a different era.
Was and always will be a ladies man. Yes, those baseball mits for hands are mine
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I haven’t been to the cape in two years and the radical left has taken over. They have now skipped two of my songs on touchtunes (Higher by Creed and Sympathy for the Devil) out of pure allegiance to Liz Warren. SAD!.
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I’ll die on the hill that there’s nothing better than seein ur absolute boys succeed.
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Me when I’m in the city: .New York or nothing. Why the fuck would you live anywhere else. Greatest city on Earth. Me when I’m on the Acela traveling back from Boston: .I want to wear a fisherman’s sweater and own a boat and eat nothing but seafood and never leave New England.
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Been hungover all day, 5:30pm comes out around and suddenly im ready to drink 50 beers. Funny how your body clock operates.
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Those Vance vs Newsom debates in 2028 are gonna be crazy.
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Brain is mushy peas after a 3 day drinking bender and sitting through 8 hours of excel training.
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Full Ralph fit on thanksgiving, just as the pilgrims intended.
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Just did this with a cape cod chip in Chatham.
Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
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One year ago today I started this account and I don’t think I’ve gotten better at tweeting or anything else for that matter.
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Never seen tickets go as fast as those fred again ones just did.
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If a company is having their earnings call pre-market the day after the super bowl, it’s probably a shitco.
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The dos toros in midtown on $5 burrito day is what im sure the floor of the NYSE was like in the ‘80s.
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Would love to see some art made by rich kids. They have lots of free time and don't need to worry about rent or health insurance so I bet they are making some cool stuff.
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Blessed and thankful to announce I have reached 10 followers🙏🏻could not have done it without the guidance of my mentor @modelsnadderall.
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Just watched SNL and I can say that my stance on humanity has switched to bearish.
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How it feels starting a wall street career in 2022, post zero-interest rates era with no dealflow and shoddy bonuses:
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99% of health threads I see on here start with “Stop drinking alcohol”. The romans and spartans kicked ass and fucked and were shredded bastards and so was every conquering society before them, and those dudes won battles and got wasted after. Booze is not the issue.
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With my $200k analyst salary i’ll finally be able to afford starbucks, netflix, and avacado toast! God is good!.
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Final round at a L/S fund on Tuesday- was given two names to form a thesis on & present. If anyone has gone through a similar process & has advice to share, would love to hear thoughts.
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It’s not my fault if I blackout off old fashioneds tonight, my cousin got me a cocktail smoking kit therefore my hands are tied.
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Worst fucking tier list i’ve ever seen.
2,000+ TierMaker users ranked Fast Food spots. This is the result. *** The Undisputed Fast Food Tier List ***.
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Thats enough twitter for the week.
Sydney Sweeney but I’m laying in the bowl.
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@buccocapital Maybe you don’t have experience with this, but what about working for a great boss at a bad firm?.
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Just bought some clothes for the summer and the first site I thought to look at was Abercrombie purely due to their stocks performance over the last year.
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My disdain for corporate America may have reached its peak this afternoon.
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TIL overheardwallstreet does not actually overhear this stuff, just noteapps fintwit shitposts . @sethbregman_
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Did Illinois hire Wes Anderson to run their socials?.
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Seeing the stock we cut to underweight 6 months too early down 6% in the last month
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Pelligrino and grilled cheese on the amtrak for dinner. Find another fintwit user classier than me I dare you.
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Imagine showing richard nixon this tweet.
BAP drops selfie looking like a beautifully manicured Greek God. Hooray! Whitepilled. Find out he’s fucking leftist Dimes Square Dasha who looks like she’s unhoused with AIDS and a chromosomal abnormality. Blackpilled again. We just can’t win. Can’t fucking win.
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Pray for my roommate. Ain’t nothin wrong with him he just got staffed at 7pm last night and is still in the office.
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@dominicdeecoco Suburban life in Massachusetts is elite though, great place to raise a family for sure but it sucks in your 20s.
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