BuccoCapital Bloke
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Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump ratify a historic peace accord
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Reddit reported a net loss of $90.8 million for 2023. How is that even possible? The site has looked the exact same and had the exact same functionality since 2010.
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You either die a Kennedy with a hole in the brain or live long enough to become a Kennedy with a hole in the brain.
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“six way parlay. i want Biden step down on Sunday. i want Kamala at the convention. I want trump pennsylvania and arizona, kamala electoral, kamala popular. read it back to me”
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The PR team rehabbing Zuck continues their undefeated streak.
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First leg down.
“six way parlay. i want Biden step down on Sunday. i want Kamala at the convention. I want trump pennsylvania and arizona, kamala electoral, kamala popular. read it back to me”
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This will look amazing in the Whole Foods parking lot.
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"This is like having German exchange students working on the Manhattan Project"
Jesus Christ, OpenAI and Anthropic are hiring CHINESE NATIONALS??. This is like having German exchange students working on the Manhattan Project, unbelievable levels of recklessness by SF tech.
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Nothing worse than “renting” my $1.5M house and in return only getting police services and the fire department support and schools and usable roads and libraries and utilities and sewers and public spaces and trash collection and street cleaning.
Paying my property taxes this morning and I’m bitter. Again. I’m practically “renting” my paid-off home from the county and if I don’t pay my taxes, they evict me and take everything. F. #Tyranny
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“Dad, what was it like when you could just turn on your television and watch playoff football?”.
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I bet this shit goes so hard if you’re stupid.
Vivek Ramaswamy's thought experiment for reducing the size of government on @lexfridman:. "Day 1, anybody in the federal bureaucracy who's not elected, whose Social Security number ends in an odd number, you're out. [Day 2], of those who remain, if your Social Security starts in
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Insane, hilarious situation going on at Walgreens right now:. - Walgreens replaces 10,000 fridge doors with giant computers.- Signed 10yr contract w/ vendor.- Screens suck. Glitch, catch fire.- Walgreens tries to end contract .- Vendor bricks computer doors
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Dudes will literally take a $113M paycut if it means they get to hang out with their absolute boys.
In a largely unprecedented financial concession to give roster flexibility to a contender, New York Knicks star Jalen Brunson has agreed on a four-year, $156.5 million extension, his agent Sam Rose of CAA tells ESPN --- $113M less guaranteed than he’s eligible to receive in one
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The McDonald's PR team when there's an E. coli outbreak immediately after dealing with the Trump visit
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People in tech are so ungrateful. $400k/yr to work 20 hrs/wk remotely at 29? You are living a literal fairy tale. An unserious industry
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Who is running the Zuck PR campaign to rehab his image? . They are putting on an absolute clinic
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Wife: Why are you crying?.Me: Because I'm reading the lawncare subreddit
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Helping my Father-in-law set up Peacock for the football game today. Someone from NBC needs to go to prison
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I bet this shit hits so hard if you’re stupid.
Elon Musk is all in. (0:00) Elon Musk Is All in on Donald Trump.(6:35) Providing Starlink to Victims of Hurricane Helene.(9:22) If Trump Loses, This Is the Last Election.(21:49) The Epstein and Diddy Client List.(33:38) Vaccines.(35:49) The Movement to Decriminalize Crime
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Whenever I'm stressed at work because my boss is being unreasonable I remember the emails Donald Rumsfeld used to send to his staff
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No Bond movie in 3 years. Not even a concept or a script . Why? Barbara Broccoli thinks the people at Amazon are “fucking idiots”
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holy shit they pulled it off
Apple acquired a startup using AI to compress videos by @kyle_l_wiggers.
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Politics aside - As a dad, Joe Biden’s message to his son always makes me tear up
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Boomers: We stacked the economic deck in our favor, accumulated all the wealth, pulled the ladder up and now we taunt our children for not being able to have any fun
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Scarlett Johansson’s legal team reading this tweet
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watching @potus more carefully recently has really changed my perspective on him (i wish i had done more of my own thinking and definitely fell in the npc trap). i'm not going to agree with him on everything, but i think he will be incredible for the country in many ways!.
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Maybe it’s just being a Dad, but regardless of what you think of him as a president, I’ll always remember Biden as a good man who loved his son
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Legal: We are now obligated to post salary bands on every job . HR: No problem
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Second leg hit.
“six way parlay. i want Biden step down on Sunday. i want Kamala at the convention. I want trump pennsylvania and arizona, kamala electoral, kamala popular. read it back to me”
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There’s nothing scarier than talking to a guy who understands every nuance of the NBA salary cap rules and structure. They can’t be trusted. Dexter level stuff.
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Me negotiating down the price of a pool table with some suburban mom on Facebook Marketplace
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For You feed:.- Guy being beheaded .- A picture of Hitler with the caption “we owe him an apology”.- Guy with zero domain knowledge explaining how to stop fires.- TikTok video with caption “😭😭”.- Most racist thing you’ve ever read.- Taleb calling someone an imbecile.
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“All I know is I’m good for my $80 billion” has gotta be one of the hardest fucking lines ever spoken by a CEO.
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Every time I see this pic I can’t believe it
25 books recommended by Marc Andreessen:. 1) Zero To One by Peter Thiel
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Important to remember what Obama had to say about Silicon Valley getting involved in government
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This CEO job posting is real and it’s glorious . I’m glad we are waking up to the reality that HBS graduates are the worst
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When your lawyers tell you that you are really, truly, and actually fucked if you don’t fix it right now
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Every once in a while I think about the insanity of HBR asking Seinfeld if McKinsey could have made him more efficient
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Can’t stop laughing at MKBHD absolutely skullfucking everyone in his reviews and then releasing a wallpaper app, hopping into a lambo and punching it to 95mph in a school zone like you just have to respect that level of hubris.
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Every time this goes viral the part I laugh the hardest at is him saying people lived in caves 300 years ago .
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One thing getting an MBA won’t teach you is that if you try to flex too much pricing power during an inflationary cycle your customers will shoot your employees in the leg.
Michigan Chipotle customer shoots employee during brawl over guacamole
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Cloudflare: You’re fired for failure to perform against our key metrics. Employee: Ok. Which metrics?. Cloudflare:
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Let’s all take Ozempic for literally everything . What could go wrong?
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There’s this place near me selling $14 large pizzas. He skipped the entire inflation discourse and is just moving insane volume. Every time I go in there he’s smiling from ear to ear. Guy’s an all time chiller.
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The speed at which innovation becomes taken for granted is amazing. We went from “This is incredible I can call a taxi on demand” to “I deserve to get drunk and get a cheap ride home” in only a decade
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Property taxes are disgusting because what do you mean you’re going to charge me for the roads, utilities, schools, police, firefighters, libraries and other services that enable property ownership and provide the entire defensibility of the value of my home in the first place.
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One of the most insightful comments on social class in America that I’ve read. Haven’t stopped thinking about it
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Reddit CEO ($193M total compensation in 2023) dapping up the moderators who run Reddit for free
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Cloudflare: Shit we hired too many people. Let’s fire them by saying they suck at their jobs instead of doing layoffs. Employee: Ha not so fast. Got your ass lying in 4K. CEO: Hey don’t blame us, Chris Paul was fucking awful on the Suns. Chris Paul:.
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This is the worst take I’ve ever seen. It makes me so angry. My wife works in oncology. A lot of her patients die. The heartbreaking cases are in their 40-50s. They share their regrets, what they’d do differently. They cry. You know what they never say?. “I wish I’d worked more”
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The plan? Crash every computer owned by our customers so the world realizes how important we are to the economy
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Sounds like TSMC executives weren’t too fond of Mr. Altman
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@LauraLoomer Laura, you got this one wrong. That was not the question she was asked and I don’t think you can determine her politics from this clip. You might want to review it again.
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Me liking my entire timeline full of David Sacks roasts and JD Vance couchfucker memes.
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She’s talking about going to Harvard like she fought in Vietnam
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Still don’t know what Palantir does. But someone here said it’s like Salesforce for killing people - and that’s funny enough that we’ll just roll with that.
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Ladies and gentleman, we got him. This is a perfect encapsulation of the Sacksian world view:. Complete and utter confidence you invented something you categorically and verifiably did not
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Insiders say Josh Kraft, the younger son of billionaire New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, is actively considering making a run against Boston Mayor Michelle Wu.
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lol
BREAKING: Matt Gaetz says he is withdrawing his name from consideration to be President-elect Donald Trump's attorney general.
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Meet the new iPad Pro: the thinnest product we’ve ever created, the most advanced display we’ve ever produced, with the incredible power of the M4 chip. Just imagine all the things it’ll be used to create.
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This employee recorded Clouflare dressing up last-in-first-out layoffs as performance firings. While I think it’s crazy she recorded it, I’m proud of her for nailing them to the wall. If you overhire, fucking own it.
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If I'm Sundar I want to throw up right now. Finally clear a billion and you don't even get a mention
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You're short Costco? The Rizzler gave the Costco superchocolatechunk cookie 5 booms right before a telegraphed membership price hike and you're short?
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OpenAI board destroying $100B in enterprise value in one weekend and allowing Satya Nadella to acquihire their entire team for $0 (zero) without any anti-trust scrutiny
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I just know he’s behind this
We are proud to be the first Sportsbook to offer betting odds on the Special Olympics!. @Forbes dives into our historic offering as 350,000 volunteers, coaches, and athletes head to Berlin to compete and celebrate the #SpecialOlympics .
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Happy anniversary to the greatest letter ever written . Donald Rumsfeld’s letter to the IRS
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Netflix gave this unproven director $55 million and “near-total budgetary and creative latitude”. They never received a single episode because he blew it all trading options and buying crypto
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Incredible cross-over episode. This is the good stuff
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Satya Nadella making sure Sam shows up for work on Monday
Breaking: OpenAI board in discussions with Sam Altman to return as CEO
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Have a buddy who is feeding workplace conflicts into ChatGPT and asking it to analyze the situation and propose his course of action based on the 48 Laws of Power. He is definitely going to either be promoted or fired in the next 6 months. Excited to find out which it is.
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Andrew Huberman telling women that "that he wasn’t a sex addict; he was a love addict" is the most Michael Scott thing I've ever heard.
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Tech employees seeing 353k net jobs added in January
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Reddit comment on why so many Google products get shut down . “Internally, we called it the LPA cycle: Launch, Promo, Abandon”
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Presidency hasn’t even started and he’s executed two shitcoin pump and dumps and reinstated a Chinese spyware app hold on to your butts.
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It’s honestly insulting how expensive everything is now. Cars, hotels, sandwiches, home services etc etc etc. If you didn’t own assets beforehand, if your salary hasn’t increased 50% over the last three years you’re just…fucked?. What a sad state of affairs for this country.
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Screen Actors Guild:
Introducing Sora, our text-to-video model. Sora can create videos of up to 60 seconds featuring highly detailed scenes, complex camera motion, and multiple characters with vibrant emotions. Prompt: “Beautiful, snowy
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Complaining about taxes when you're rich is genuinely, no-bullshit, hand-to-god one of the most embarrassing things anyone can do. Get a fucking hobby. Go play with your kids or something.
Extremely rich people who care a lot about taxes are an odd breed to me,. I make a good income. Entirety W2. And I live in NYC. So you know, substantial gap between my pay and what I take home. But I’m not struggling, so, you know, life goes on. Got better things to worry about.
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Me reading David Sacks timeline as he slowly loses his mind .
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@joecarlsonshow She’s not an investor why would she care about any of that shit. In fact it’s literally why she doesn’t trust them.
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You know that Microsoft Teams is an all-time bad product when OpenAI raises $13B from Microsoft and uses Google Meet.
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$0.5 billion wealth management firm
Is Ethereum dead?. Well, a $0.5 billion wealth management firm asked us to give a presentation on Ethereum to their 100 wealth managers today. So, you tell me.
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The decision has been made to suspend my husband's, Robert Kennedy Jr.'s, presidency and I'd like to extend a sincere, deeply heartfelt thank you to every person who has worked so tirelessly and lovingly on his campaign. They have accomplished feats that were said to be.
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