he’s just like me fr

stars: they’re just like us!!!

I love having british friends

can someone send this to victorias secret PLEASE

@lilydsmith oh great to hear

RT @ChaseMit: Remember when it was like this

RT @K_A_N_D_E_L: this crazy priest is my new favorite tiktok account

RT @its_GOP: make no mistake, I’ll be doing it again

it was not the lord’s will for all of yall to have a platform

@CorpFinScum cannot be profitable under any circumstance

since 2020, every MD to walk the planet has made the “hybrid work schedule: 5 days in the office / 2 days from home” joke hits every time, keep it up yall

@areawoman_ tysm I’d like to give a shoutout to my hairstylist (who is going to say I’m overdue) and the brilliant engineers at dyson

RT @eade_bengard: “If he wanted to he would” ma’am he is having the most stressful day of his life at work

hey costar idk what to tell you but there are a million ways for me to mess it up and also you messed up the headings on the do / don’t columns pls fix thx

@AlexNoonan6 one of my favorite food groups

@Joe6packcapital unfortunately not in my nature

steakhouse bartender playing the irish vs italian game with the divorcees in the corner…this can only end one of two ways