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Check out this Data Visualization I made of WWII in the Pacific!
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I bet lying drunk in a ditch is a top 10 medieval peasant experience
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If your middle manager is a mid 30s workaholic with no kids you're in for a rough time
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I think I could probably fight 20 Vermont Senators and win
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I remember you was conflicted
Misusing your influence
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Red flag if you have boat access and not one woman is on it
Hosted my first networking event at 19 years old on 100ft yacht with a private chef.
This is why I moved to Miami.
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That's a machine gun nest
One of my least-liked design elements of suburban design is this inaccessible landing I see in foyers.
Any creative solutions for "staging" it out there?
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The old man who walks his dog every morning on my street doesn't have the dog with him today
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It's gotta feel so good to bring your human a fresh kill as a dog
he's literally just doing his job come on now
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If you marry a NYC girlie and take her away from there you're in for a lifetime of disappointed sighs
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One day in your life PE (physical education) becomes Private Equity and that is the modern version of Mark Twains most men die at 27 and are buried at 75
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If you middle manager is a mid 30s workaholic with no kids you're in for a rough time
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We don't even have kids and my wife and I are constantly exhausted while working full time jobs. How do you parents do it?
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Even Bezos gets paraded around the farmers market. The amount of work this guy put in to not have this happen is something
casual Bezos encounter in Miami
He could live anywhere else in the world !
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Me and the boys after telling the heavy set bachelorette party to "pipe down"
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@thechosenberg
I suspect this is what happened
I would never date Emily Rat because she seems like the type of girl to interrupt the sanctity of a ranked PvP gaming sesh to talk at you about her annoying friends inane domestic drama
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This was considered unbelievably cool in the early 2000's
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Seed oil losers are more annoying than vegans 10 years ago. That's quite a feat
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Bobby Dabbenheimer discovering the first dab with his parents creme brulee torch (2012 colorized)
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Just one more Fintech please bro. We just need one more corporate credit card/payment processing network to improve society. We met the customer and everything bro
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I would never date Emily Rat because she seems like the type of girl to interrupt the sanctity of a ranked PvP gaming sesh to talk at you about her annoying friends inane domestic drama
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It's cringe to put MBA in your handle or email signature
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I don't know what a Comptroller is but this is what I picture
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The lamest thing Ive ever heard is moving somewhere for tax purposes
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In the 1800s youd have to read some dense ass book to feel this pain
Appreciation post for my best friend (who is single and the nicest guy ever)
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The darkest point in the pandemic was when we were getting a new Pompliano every week
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As a man, by age 30 you need to be develop a parasocial relationship with Lee Kuan Yew, Julius Ceaser, Thomas Jefferson, or Warren Buffett
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CFAs when nobody cares about the dumbass metrics they can calculate on their little calculator
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Bro, one of my summer analysts just pulled his pants down past his ass to pee
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@aesopsyop
My wife recently stood firm on a tetanus carriage. God forbid we make our own memories
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@growing_daniel
I love how the one they're comparing too is a Photoshop job to make her boobs bigger
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Why is this written like they found Osama Bin Laden?
For years,
@litcapital
has kept his identity a secret: disguising his voice on the podcast he co-hosted, restricting phone use at events, hiding his face on Zoom.
But once
@BusinessInsider
started digging, it didn’t take long to find out his name.
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As a parent you shouldn't be applying weapons grade hoe repellent to your son.
For those asking for an update:
- Jaiden decided to go back to school today. With his patch will in place. He said he'd do a sit-in if necessary to protest.
- Two law firms have stepped forward to assist as necessary to fight the viewpoint discrimination.
- Lots of media
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Finance people when someone doesn't know what Basis points means
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What is with these people and caring so much about slide decks appearance rather than what the contents say
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A common Manhattan pairing is tired finance bf and piece of work stay at home gf
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It's always the throwaway ones that go off
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Guy: Chef, this is my date, she's a lifestyle tok toker and is now 3 pairs of shoes richer
Chef: who are you and how do you keep getting back here?
Guys out here doing all this for ran thru puss
Hoeflation is getting out of control
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Average Twitter users response to seeing normies laugh and enjoy themselves
Millennial humor is so empty
Their relationships are empty
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WTF is pre-idea? Is that when two bros are high on coke ranting about business models?
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40 year old divorced dudes on their way to some 23 year old girls replies
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How it feels to watch the pizza rolls explode in the microwave
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My wife's work is catering their Christmas party with Chipotle. They might as well put a trough of feed out there. This is the country we're living in now
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Pour one out for the poor boys with the heart of gold who lost their crush this weekend to some nepo son with a lake house
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Obama doesn't get enough credit for the slap chop missile
Footage from Baghdad suggests the US drone strike that killed 3 people with Kataib Hezbollah hit precisely the car they were traveling in, on a busy Baghdad street, but caused no other damage. CENTCOM says no collateral damage or casualties
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He was a terrorist is what he was. People died because of his bullshit. In this house Ted K was a loser. End of story
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Recruiter grilling me about a resume gap from May-October 2020. C'mon lady, use your imagination here
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"Pulling back the kimono" is the weirdest corporate phrase and no dude should ever say it
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I'll never forget when Charlie Munger looked me dead in the eye and said:
Noonan you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. Your style too crisp. they’ll kill you
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Art is rarely enjoyable enough to surpass how annoying artists can be. This is why art spikes in value after the artist dies
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Scientists predict Ozempic users will look like this in their 50s
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What has Microsoft done besides built and maintained all the software the modern world runs on
List of best-in-class products shipped by the big five:
AAPL: iPhone, AirPods, iOS, lots more
META: IG, WhatsApp
GOOG: docs, gmail, android, search, maps, lots more
AMZN: 1-day shipping, AWS
MSFT: ???????
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Everyone that reaches 30 knows a few people that ruined their life or died from hard drugs. If it requires snorting, creme brulee torches, or needles You've gone too far up the risk curve
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If stakeholders knew what they wanted theyd be shareholders
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Don't let the finance people see this. They will never do anything productive ever again
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The Dad content will only increase with intensity I fear
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Imagine having to wait 30 minutes to get on a bench and this is what's happening
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I don't know if I would've given the moon landing a 7 minute ovation
'FURIOSA' garnered a 7-minute standing ovation at the Cannes Film Festival.
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How come DNA is stored in a double helix and not JSON?
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Is that a tank in the background?
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I've been a dad for 24 hours now. Here's how we fix everything via pronatalism policies and taxing singles in their 30s
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She got him at parade rest
Bro tell me why I can’t get my son to just be still for any show but we are watching the Sydney Sweeney hot ones episode and this boy is locked in 😭
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They don't tell you this, but every time you make a dashboard it takes a little bit of you with it. If you make too many dashboards you'll be a shell of a person incapable of doing actual analysis
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We're so close to turning the war on drugs back on
You can catch HIV from public bathrooms if junkies wipe their needle with the TP
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