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what’s your favorite southern expression to call someone gay? mine is probably “he’s got a little sugar in his tank” but i also love “that dog don’t hunt”
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my most recent (fun) conspiracy theory is that challengers was funded by Big Tennis™ because pickleball was getting too popular
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y’all we’ve hit a quarter of our goal!!! don’t stop now
Britney Spears’ dad, Jamie Spears, had his leg amputated a month ago after an infection, TMZ reports.
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you know who the top is based on the color of their iphones
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dear lord y’all like calling people fruity maybe even more than i do
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it looks like crossfit execs are celebrating pride month a little differently than other corporations
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well looks like we know who remodeled their condo in 2014 in the instantly dated urban farmhouse style
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valentine’s day soufflé pancakes from my naked chef 👨🏻🍳🥞
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gays...czech hunter was a mistake. we need to abort
How acceptance of homosexuality has changed in European countries since 2007.
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you guys will never believe it—the homophobe turned out to be racist and sexist too. i bet he has great glutes though
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if i somehow got to top four of drag race and if the finale was still this dumb lip sync battle, i’d dress like the babadook and pack like 400 rats in my coat and release them all into the crowd at the beginning of the song. try lip syncing around THAT, kameron michaels
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today should really be a holiday—our first thursday free from drag race in approximately 37 years
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i’m glad there’s no limit to how many people you can mute on twitter
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how come every time you come around
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i hate it when guys pull out. alexa play half breed by cher
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everyone talks about versace but never topace or bottomace
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it might’ve rained all day but at least it cleared up before the sun set!
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a middle-aged white woman pointed at me when i was outside and was like “your outfit is SO *AdOrAbLe*!!!” and i was like “ok white DEVIL call me a FAGGOT i won’t go viral for compliments you dumb BITCH”
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goddamnit i put this sauna together i’m gonna fucking use it!!! ft. angel numbers
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like most gay men, i’m very critical of my image, but try to not fall into being overly self-deprecating on twitter because it 1) has the effect to minimize other people’s traumas; 2) can be read as fake or a ploy for likes; and 3) triggers other people’s body dysmorphia
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haven’t said it on twitter yet so i’m gonna make you all gag (in the bad way) at this. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIMOTHY!!! i can’t believe we’ve already been together seven years and i’m looking forward to what the next seven (and the seven after that etc) hold for us. love you bub
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i don’t know but given his ignorance i’d say he’s ill-suited for the position
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if they can write roseanne off of her own show, they can write rupaul off of his
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being vers has allowed me to let go of trivial anxieties such as “am i a good top/bottom??” and really luxuriate in being mediocre at both 😌
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going to a “wedding” (sorry i just don’t believe in straight marriage)
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i love this woman and her curvy body. as a teenager, i was often teased by my friends for my attraction to girls on the thicker side, ones w
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people who use follower/unfollower trackers are 100% sociopaths and should never be trusted
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janelle monáe’s dirty computer was my favorite album of 2018. i understand that people have other favorite albums of the year, but they are wrong and dumb
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hope you are all experiencing less anxiety than i am!!! xoxo
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kelly clarkson is a pop goddess and i worry gay twitter doesn’t properly appreciate her
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am i the only gay guy that wants a gay circle jerk of friends with it turning into an orgy?
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lol timmy is working out and listening to “everywhere” by michelle branch and has no idea i’m watching
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i don’t care how often it happens, the fact that cats sit like this is always the best thing ever
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when you think you’re “not like other gays” but are, unfortunately, too similar to a lot of them
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people talk about antarctica but never uncle arctica. i wonder why they split up
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the year is 2024. everyone lives in fear that suit guy will make fun of them if they post a pic of themselves in a suit. but one brave soul dared to rebel
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i will never pass up an opportunity to take pictures with my cats
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after we took this picture, rahm emanuel called us all faggots :( he isn’t wrong :(((
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well even if i’m a bad tweeter at least cats and tim all chose my lap
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i hope everyone’s memorial day weekend is off to as good a start as ours
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boycat is a magical cat but he’s also a mischievous cat and yet somehow also a gumbie cat
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so my grindr date took me on his boat to this little island
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that’s so funny! alexa play side to side by ariana grande
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In light of recent developments, RuPaul has been disqualified from RuPaul’s Drag Race. Out of respect for the hard work of the other queens, VH1 will air the season as planned. RuPaul will not appear in the grand finale scheduled to be filmed later this spring.
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two facts:
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2. i just turned to him and asked “who is the british singer who isn’t really popular in the US?” and he correctly answered “robbie williams” before i could give any other contextual clues
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happy to report that the cats seem pleased to have us back!!!!
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my hair is thinning, i have shitty vision, and i can’t hear out of one of my ears, but if i could change anything it would be my vocal register so i could sing any diva i wanted to at karaoke instead of just the lesser cher hits
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come on over made me realize i was gay but dirrty made me realize i was a sub pig faggot
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free tip for hot people—you don’t have to add captions to your photos
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photo trickery is appearing skinny but having three pizzas on top of you
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