“SAY HELLO TO MY ONLY FRIEND!”

Crazy thinking of him gently taking off the caps lock for this one

RT @DoctorPissPants: Out: tinder In: watching 3-5 movies in one day

Cannot express how much of a relief it is that he’s not hosting an awards show this year

@kanyewest I hope someone places you on a psychiatric hold because it’s the only thing that might save your life. Your legacy, I think, is already done.

@BrndnStrssng Kind of amazed that Piece By Piece wasn’t constantly back in the conversation as the Better Man discourse has been happening

@skyler_higley @MarthaKelly3 Best voice actor in the game rn

Guys, he’s one civilian man with a bandaid on his neck. You can literally see his weakness

@zoerosebryant *googles host this year* ah

Wow, they self-Zaslav-ed

Kanye saw this and said hold my nitrous

Remember when it was like this

@kerouacswindows So you’re just like rooting for him to hate something you haven’t seen

@812filmreviews @ebertvoices Feel like this ignores that the movie has at LEAST 2 (and arguably 4) visually arresting, funny, inventive action sequences, due largely to Quan. Other than that yes it’s a total disastrous mess, but the former is not totally ignorable

The boys making me so proud this week

Still not enough people talking about the Papa John’s thin crust dilophosaurus

Need to eat the dilophosaurus that looks like a cheese pizza

@BrndnStrssng gonna be good brandon

This one’s gonna get used as a reply a lot