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MattandShanesSecret
3 years
Our fukkin YouTube is back in action
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Here at Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, we have been saddened to learn about the brilliant comedian, poet, and journalist @sasimons being involved in what appears to have been multiple counts of sexual pesting.
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MattandShanesSecret
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WUTZ UP DAWGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ AYYYYYYYYY YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LEZZZZZZ GOOOOOOOOOOOOO! "COMEDY PODCAST" IS OUT NOW!!!!
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MattandShanesSecret
5 years
Long live him 👑👑👑
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MattandShanesSecret
5 years
Really feeling the wrath of all of these movie critics, bloggers and graphic designers I’ve never heard of. Please have mercy. I don’t know how much more we can take.
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MattandShanesSecret
2 years
The Presidents - Part Four (feat. Louis C.K.) is out now! All four chapters are now available for you viewing and listening pleasure. Please enjoy. God bless you all.
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MattandShanesSecret
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Lezzgo
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MattandShanesSecret
3 years
Bros. Galz. We finally did the unthinkable and capped our dollar memberships. There's like 500 spots left. After this...the 1 dollar slots will become extinct.
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MattandShanesSecret
3 years
YUSSSSSS
@Shanemgillis
Shane Gillis
3 years
This is my comedy special. It’s free and it’s on YouTube.
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MattandShanesSecret
5 years
Please make Shane win this.
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The Interrobang
5 years
Our annual list of the The Ten Best Stand Up Comedians of 2019! Is posted! We picked the top 10. YOU Vote For #1 ! And this year for the first time ever, you can write in your own favorite if they're not on our list. Click to see who we picked:
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MattandShanesSecret
3 years
Hello bros and girl bros. We did a podcast with @_rone at The Stand recently and put it on Patreon. In the spirit of love and brotherhood, we've decided to share it to the public for a little. So go ahead and check it out. Have fun with it.
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MattandShanesSecret
4 years
Prayers for Chet knowing his parents house finna be stocked w lean. Stay strong big homie. The country needs you to not po’ up during these dangerous and troubled times.
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MattandShanesSecret
5 years
;)
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MattandShanesSecret
5 years
Lol @ at the moment we all wake up tomorrow and remember how we spent the night lying in bed staring at our phones all triple-chinned, thinking we were composing masterful takes.
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MattandShanesSecret
5 years
Paytch subscribers drowning in content rn. Shout out to the loyal azz dawgs
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MattandShanesSecret
5 years
Also, Justin, please check the implicit sexism embedded in this message. Implying Shane “controls” his partners sexual decision making is incredibly problematic, and frankly a bit draconian. Please be better.
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MattandShanesSecret
4 years
VOTE GILLIS
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MattandShanesSecret
4 years
Call me crazy, but it seems like those who constantly self-aggrandize morally to make up for their lack of talent also seem to have this weird knack of actually engaging in the behaviors they so ruthlessly spout on about. I can think of multiple cases where those who prattled on
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MattandShanesSecret
4 years
I would kill and die for this not to exist
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MattandShanesSecret
4 years
2020 kinda rules
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MattandShanesSecret
5 years
The new Mount Rushmore
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MattandShanesSecret
2 years
We are recording Saturday.
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MattandShanesSecret
3 years
Ep 381 - Pakistan In The Bag is out RIGHT NOW. Video will be on YouTube shortly.
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MattandShanesSecret
3 years
We should keep DMX alive forever
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MattandShanesSecret
5 years
Love to all the elite pimps who came out to support me at my new comedy home TopGolf
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MattandShanesSecret
4 years
of ourselves we've forsaken much of the real-life human connection that could give us the meaning we seem to crave, the kind that comes with embracing the total person---the good, bad and in-between. That being said: there is NO excuse for sexual pesting. God bless
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MattandShanesSecret
4 years
After talking to an online cry baby, I decided to make the patreon ep about Corona virus free for a time. Though, know that my decision is still based on cutting edge business strategy and I hope to use this public health crisis to drive new people to our trove of premiumcontent
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MattandShanesSecret
5 years
Thanks to all the DAWGZ that repped the shows this weekend. We’ll have that live cast up soon, hopefully tonight or tomorrow
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MattandShanesSecret
5 years
Lololol “Single to me” is a pretty rapey phrase Justin. Have some respect. Please.
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MattandShanesSecret
5 years
The road to redemption starts on 4/15
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MattandShanesSecret
4 years
Also, I figured out why last weeks episode wasn't on spotify. I uploaded as an m4a instead of mp3. that or Rogies strategically blocked it before his big announcement.
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MattandShanesSecret
4 years
Excited to start dining exclusively at high-profit chain restaurants after this all clears up. No more greedy mom and pops getting in the way of fabulous profits trickling down on us and enriching the nation.
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MattandShanesSecret
2 years
Last chance to peep merry Xmas
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MattandShanesSecret
4 years
an absolute artist
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MattandShanesSecret
4 years
We love you Heidi. And we are praying for your heart. May it thaw with time, and may you find joy, true joy, not just this junk you're chasing on the internet. God Bless
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Heidi
4 years
@MSsecretpod @Shanemgillis Just dropping by to see if a comedian’s career, once derailed by racist slurs, can be resurrected. Evidently not.
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MattandShanesSecret
3 years
Ep will be dropping this week. The Yung GAWD is still down in Texas way, so you'll have to settle for some guests. Although there are whispers of a gay bill and straight spud appearance.
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MattandShanesSecret
4 years
Shoutout stid_ on the reddit. This deserves a trophy
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MattandShanesSecret
5 years
"The Church of Sacred Dawgology" is out now!!!! Sorry it took so long. More stuff to come. U da fugging best. luv u all
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MattandShanesSecret
4 years
and wagged their fingers about such things actually turned out to have mega-skeletons in their own closet, or were closely tied to (and one case turned a blind eye) to people who were actually engaging in what was outright sexual assault.
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MattandShanesSecret
3 years
Ep 372 - Matt and Shane's Copyright Safe Podcast is out RIGHT NOW!!!!!! Both videos will have to be on the Paytch this week, no big deal. They'll be up shortly. Everything is on the up and up over here.
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MattandShanesSecret
5 years
Fucking love this dude
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MattandShanesSecret
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of their pent up hurt and anger toward one another on predatory SM platforms that are by nature designed to ensnare our attention, time and energy using the same addictive tactics of slot machines. Perhaps in this race to construct the idealized (and socially approved) versions
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👑👑👑
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MattandShanesSecret
5 years
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Comedy Central Stand-Up
5 years
When it comes to sex, @Shanemgillis has an issue with depth perception.
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MattandShanesSecret
4 years
Perhaps as time passes, granting us the distance necessary to examine our current cultural milieu with some level-headedness and perspective, we'll come to see this period for what it actually was, a nation of people who will never do as good as their parent's projecting all
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MattandShanesSecret
5 years
That feeling after you leave thankgiving dinner where you sold the rest of your counterfeit Mario kart and kingpen vape carts (the ones that killed people) to ur uncle who doesn’t know shit about shit
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MattandShanesSecret
4 years
Shat Nation is a vibe and vibes are the new borders. Vibrating on a non-satanic frequency is the passport. Good night to all and God bless.
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MattandShanesSecret
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Eating beef jerky while taking a shit is such a tuff look
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MattandShanesSecret
4 years
This man will be on the cast on March 30th. Hopefully his doctors are wrong and he will make it through the next several days.
@officialmcafee
John McAfee
4 years
Been told By more than one Doctor ... If I don't stop: - smoking 3 packs of cigarettes a day -drinking 2 quarts of booze a day - taking every drug offered me ... That I won't need to worry about buying Christmas presents this year. But ... I'm 74. And I like me like this.
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Can we please resume our national discussion of what kind of white people we hate and why?
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It’s the fate of all mystics
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Please help make this happen
@officialmcafee
John McAfee
4 years
I want to branch out from the tech/political podcast circuit. If you have an established podcast on any subject whatsoever, From knitting to S&M, or even the promotion of cannibalism, And you think I might be an aporopriate guest, Schedule with Mrsjanicemcafee @gmail .com
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MattandShanesSecret
3 years
Ep 378 - Jeep Ka-Ping (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt) is out right NOW! Video will be on the Stoner Dadz YouTube and available for free on the Paytch this week. We are in YouTube time out for disputing the efficacy of the WHO. And we're so so sorry!!!!
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4 years
Got that MSSP Clips channel poppin
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MattandShanesSecret
5 years
This is pure older brother energy. It won’t stop unless someone calls him gay.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
5 years
Bernie Sander’s volunteers are trashing Elizabeth “Pocahontus” Warren. Everybody knows her campaign is dead and want her potential voters. Mini Mike B is also trying, but getting tiny crowds which are all leaving fast. Elizabeth is very angry at Bernie. Do I see a feud brewing?
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RIP Egypt
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Ep 375 - Puss-Fluenza (feat. Lemaire Lee) is out right now!!!! Merry Christmas to all. Video will be on YouTube shortly.
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lololololol
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Tim Dillon
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Can @CNN explain why it’s chosen to sandwich a comedian who lost a job between two millionaire pedophiles?
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We're recording the pod on thursday
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