Keith “Keith” Keith
@CokeAcolumbia
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part time drug addict, family friendly, fantasy football commissioner,
Joined March 2024
Roommate put $500 into Robinhood and started watching fox business like he’s Warren Buffett
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@LupusBeowulf What a pseudo-intellectual comment. Yes, I am aware that the most prominent investor of the 21st century has more complex avenues of information than fox business. Hopefully someday I can achieve your financial prowess and you can understand how jokes work.
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@Frank69Shlong This take is just weird to me. It’s easy to tell you aren’t involved in Greek life bc no one in it actually thinks it’s this deep. In my case it’s just a good way to make friends when you first get to school, and you stay around if you like the members and social events.
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This may be too niche, but I hate this man with every bone in my body.
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“Tap and load in 4K” … how about you kill yourself.
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I hate when people talk about ADHD like it’s terminal cancer. I promise you not one person is paying attention to this class, you’re not special because of it.
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Anyone else get a little excited before they’re about to take a massive shit?.
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Every *totally real* screen shot from the burners lately.
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Sorority girls 2 seconds before saying “excuse you” at an event you paid for.
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“you like that shit white boy?” or “spent 2024 running the damn ball” or whatever usual nonsense
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Ah yes South Carolina has canceled classes AFTER 5pm, for the 12 people that this affects, I hope it’s made your day.
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This is exactly what Philly fans do, and they avoid accountability by saying they’re “passionate”.
What it's like going to Philly just trying to root for your team. Unprovoked, uncalled for. Packers twitter, help me out and find this guy. this is not okay. I hate that my fiancé had this happen simply cheering for her team
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Wishing your parents a happy anniversary on your Instagram story feels very odd to me.
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Just witnessed an elderly woman HOUSE a cheeseburger at 10am
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South Carolina is a top 5 team if they played Indiana’s schedule
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BREAKING: Trump buys $12M in Ethereum backed Crypto Currency Shiba Inu. (I own 500k shares).
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Thankful for gambling, drinking on a weekday, the cali plus, and skipping class.
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@fupalockIII Misread this and thought you meant this haircut was for fags and retards and I almost liked it.
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Gotta respect Genghis khan cause he always moved however he wanted to.
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Drinking shit you can’t pronounce in a place you can definitely afford
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Doris Burke looked like she was about to call the cops on kyrie when he dove into the stands
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I once tried to campaign for a 2012 Miami heat pledge who wore a full lebron James uniform and I was told “that’s stupid” (see reference below).
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In what my mom is calling “the worst thanksgiving ever” our Turkey shaped ice cream cake has melted in the freezer
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Homie in a 2v1 with the Jedi costume. Wish him the best.
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Posted my girl on IG and I got dudes swiping up like I’m a make a wish.
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Was walking into my apartment when I came this close to dropping my keys into the storm drain #godsnotdead
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Publicly stating I will not be drinking tonight so I’ve just sealed my fate of blacking out.
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Custom yeti from my mother ✅ .Gin and Tonic ✅ .Beach ✅ .Day to be had ✅
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Thinking about hosting a meet and greet just to see what happens.
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Was sneaky fried at the grocery store yesterday and thought this was LeSean McCoy. Even took a picture to show my friends.
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I don’t understand who this appeals to. It feels like 5% of the population dictates what is somehow “politically correct” and pushes this false narrative that the average person wants to see this.
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Printing press is working overtime to put in the steal.
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@NCAAFootball14 Is he gay? Yes. But I question what depths you went to in order to find a bad picture from some random Instagram.
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Feel free to knock “shitting in the bar” off my semester bingo card.
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Roger Goodell should face the firing squad for making this the Monday night game.
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I should be able to make a citizens arrest on someone who doesn’t know what to do at a 4-way stop.
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Life recently has been a rotation of YouTube shorts, ig reels, and tik tok.
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Anyone who knows less about sports than me doesn’t know ball, anyone who knows more is a nerd.
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Looking up to a crackhead simply because his father is the president is some serious cuck behavior.
Got to meet Hunter Biden today! He’s awesome. The whole Biden family is amazing and I appreciate them a lot.
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Took and edible and sat second row. Feel like I’m in the colosseum.
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Taking the train is like a gameshow called “which minority will sit beside you next”.
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If you aren’t within this boundary you have no business going to an SEC school.
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Nothing makes me happier than seeing a kid I hate from high school dating an ugly girl.
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Laundry day yesterday meant having to wear the Swedish fish socks to the bar
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Played basketball with a black dude named napoleon today.
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@sterl2saucy Lot of people talking about the letters but I’m more focused on the fact you covered your “dawgssss” license plate like the BV is running background checks.
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Woke up at five.Pounded 11 beers and 4 mimosas .Met Darius Rucker.Violent hangover at the game .Almost ran on the field.
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Gonna start using “it’s a win-lose situation” just to call it how it really is.
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