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What time are we sliding on the opposition, gang?
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Just got back from the Bills game me and my wigga posted up
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Smelv fit pic of the day - let’s have a Saturday
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First smelvin fit pic in a min. Got wasted with my sister and she’s disappointed
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Smelv fresh cut, time to wander around In Starbucks, target, and Sephora
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Formal review
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Visiting my sister at college. Grabbed beers and immediately commandeered the TV. It’s showtime
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This is a good representation of how last night went for me
God himself couldn’t save me from this hangover
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Ladies and gentleman, the Smelvin 40 yd dash debut. A true battle, Olympic official review deemed my knee crossed the plane at 5.1 seconds! Good game to all. Stay devious. Credits to
@MMCL69
as a terrific announcer.
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Something slight
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All I want for my bday is a chick with a nice rack and 12 Coronas
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Fuck w me Friday, yall fuckin w this white boy?
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Bang!
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I will not be horny on the timeline
I will not be horny on the timeline
I will not be horny on the timeline
I will not be horny on the timeline
I will not be horny on the timeline
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I will be getting drunk tonight and not engaging with any women on the TL, this is a big step for me
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Just had a sick date, should I let her know now or later I’m retarded
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Can the burner women stop posting body pics im getting harney
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I eat pussy the way Joey chestnut eats hot dogs
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Kids down the street from me are having a lemonade stand, just called the cops and reported them to the IRS. Get a fucking permit and pay taxes like the rest of us
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Just found these in my jacket pocket from Saturday
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I need someone to shoot me in the face with a gun
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Sister just got engaged, scouting out wedding dates hit my line
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I gotta stop telling people I’m going to kill them with my bare hands
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Drake has been counting down the days
It's the Bean's Birthday! Happy 18th to the iconic Chicago landmark.
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Just called out of work sick so I don’t miss the Talk Tuah podcast
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Updated pic of venue
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Worked 3 hours of OT last night who wants a Chanel purse
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Me and
@DungleBurner
are going beer for beer today. Let’s see what happens.
Number 1 down the hatch
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How many beers can I drink in one night, a thread
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Happy Friday, I will be cracking a beer come 5:31pm if anyone would like to join me
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