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Imagine getting blackout drunk at the Krusty Towers hotel bar
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Me heading downstairs to play my cousin in mini hockey after Christmas dinner (he’s 5)
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Tyler Bass seeing his name on the roster after all the Bills offseason moves
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talking to zero women at the bar
MEN: what makes you feel the most masculine? how do you lean into your masculine energy?
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Looks like I’m blacking out tonight
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I don’t care what race or religion you are. You will not stop me from deleting keg beers today
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Fleeping it up tonight, just drinking beers and being a fat fuck. Haven’t seen my toes in 10 months
#beergutfuck
(welcome!
@toneybaloneyy
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3 day work week, I don’t even know if it’s worth it to try and get anything done with uncle Sam’s birthday on the horizon
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Golf round sponsored by Kevin Weekes today (also that close to a hole in one)
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Sun is shining, beer is chilling. Can’t ask for much more (the blue light apple was $10 for a 30 lol)
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Does it get much better than this? Beer in hand, sun shining, Saturday PGA at Pebble Beach (mildly erect rn not gonna lie)
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Not gonna lie I’m just out here lookin for a bad bitch with an excellent credit score
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No smart ass caption. No funny business. Just trying to get the troops home
#forthislifeicannotchange
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Update: the night took a turn, beers are starting to taste like water from the fountain of youth
Might accidentally get in one after work today. More updates to come
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Might have to step up the pee game
@tylerennis69
! Personally I think you should one up this guy and go for a dunk
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Nothing like ending a bitch of a Monday with a nice pb&j. Ass naked on the kitchen counter no plates in sight
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Don’t let Scottie distract from the real big news today
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After further review I have returned. Let’s kick things off right, reply with your social security number and I’ll give you a tbh
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This made Fleep sad
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How I feel every time I’m at the bar and they turn on the lights for last call
Sam Reinhart, pending UFA: "I don't want to leave. I want to be here."
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What a surprise for this lovely Saturday! Happy birthday to my man slow stroke Seuss 🍾
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My whole fist won’t fit but holy fuck am I excited for tonight. Like more excited than Abella Danger heading into a brazzers shoot excited
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Current top 5 duos (post covid):
1. Shrek and Donkey
2. Heely’s-jorts
3. Patrick Mahomes-Travis Kelce
4. Peanut butter-Jelly
5. The Sedin twins
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Might start posting my parlays on LinkedIn so employers know I’m all about that ROI
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Anything helps!
50 bucks and counting
@fleepdink
annual Memorial Day wet t shirt contest. Can’t wait to see some
#jugs
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