viewing lines like “sweet like honey/karma is a cat/purring in my lap cuz it loves me/flexing like a goddamn acrobat” in a… different way… is so fun. i won’t elaborate
“i’m having his baby, no i’m not but you should see your faces”
swifties: it’s about a miscarriage/she’s pregnant
“hands in the hair of somebody in darkness named chloe or sam or sophia or marcus”
swiftie: omg the baby names she picked out
i’m still a bilor truther, but this outfit is so silly bc there’s no way a woman who has had 💅🏼 rumors for well over a decade of her career, would simply not notice they’re wearing the lesbian flag while singing “shade never made anybody less gay”/the entirety of The Man…😭
forever haunted by the knowledge that miss americana was originally titled “is it cool that i said all that?” (only to be revealed at the end of the film), is missing 40+ mins of footage, & was supposed to have a different plot, but was changed to her coming out… as a democrat
*taylor swift calls someone gay as an insult on picture to burn in 2006*
swifties: SHE’S SO FUNNY I NEED THE HOMOPHOBIC COPY OF DEBUT
*gaylors pick up on queer flagging in taylor’s music and point it out*
swifties: YALL ARE TERRORISTS
taylor: “dorothea, the girl who left her small town to chase down hollywood dreams - and what happens when she comes back for the holidays and rediscovers an old flame…”
swifties: dorothea is a platonic friendship song for her bestie selena gomez!!!
(fuck who she was looking at but) this entire night was fucking insane, and to this day i still have no idea how she got away with this/how people still pretend what she did that entire show never happened or didn’t mean anything
idc what she is, but everyone is interpreting this line as her being straight. i hear it as “god forgot i DID have a gay awakening, as if it never happened. bc i always end up with a man”
hetlors defend this pic by either saying “but the back of the bracelet says ally!!!” or “it was probably a gift”
1. a straight famous woman would not “mistakenly” post something like this where it could be misinterpreted
2. her entire concept of easter eggs LMAO
*this* side of the fandom is one of the main reasons why they’ll never take us seriously. y’all literally ruin everything. they think this is how we all think.
(with love) to my fellow gaylors, if you think she’s a lesbian, that’s great! 😁 that does not change the fact that she did have past relationships with certain men and was gr00med. not everything is a lie. pls (re)listen to the manuscript. thanks! 😁🫶🏼
gaylor truther journalists should refrain from writing about it bc once it goes mainstream, all that happens is:
- lgbt fans get attacked
… like that’s it. and we know taylor is not gonna address it herself, so maybeee stop with the articles lol
repeating “i gave so many signs, so many signs, you didn’t even see the signs” while singing exile, haunted, it’s nice to have a friend, and dorothea as surprise songs
Anyone who sees this and thinks she’s a heterosexual woman is either homophobic, completely delusional, or both. THIS is flagging. It exists. Bisexuality also exists. Coming out does not require a public statement explicitly saying ‘I am not straight’. Educate yourselves PLEASE.
you start by realising all these ridiculous childish theories and conspiracies are wasted time and energy and then just throw the chicken in the oven to be fair. simple stuff