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Ex- Associate, Current Student at Bukkake Capital Management • MS Taxation Candidate • Corporate Weapon • Born to Model, Forced to #REF !

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yall use monitors for Excel?

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give me a 6mg zyn, Nitro cold brew, half an hour, and I’ll figure out how to depreciate land

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5 months

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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10 months

give me a 40mg zyn and I’ll have the financial markets stabilized by tomorrow

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6 months

POV: the summer intern knows XLOOKUP

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call my ex the S&P the way she’s standard and poor

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VP asking me why I hardcoded the check figure

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how dudes using vlookup approach their models

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the Microsoft Excel Distribution Curve

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7 months

I cooka da books👨🏻‍🍳🤌🏻

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10 months

me and the bad bitch I pulled from being a moron

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one must imagine the Analyst happy

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40mg of adderall, 2 zyns (lower deck), 1 cold brew, and a pack of gum— this is what being a 10x’er looks like

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me and the boys pumping out deliverables in the bullpen

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Senior Associates sending out their first “plz fix”

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9 months

AutoSave wasn’t turned on

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3 months

It appears you’ve given yourself away, LARPer. You’re not in finance more than you are proficient in Excel. A real finance veteran starts their models in Cell B2, not Cell A1.

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1 year

Wow. This is what happens to you if you speak up against BlackRock:

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7 months

driving the model on a Teams call with 12 other people watching

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8 months

“per the previous email”

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3 months

40mg Vyvanse, Nitro Cold Brew, 6mg Zyn (Chill), woke up next to my beautiful girlfriend and ready to capitalize some markets DON’T LET YOUR DREAMS GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR REALITY LETS FUCKING GET AFTER IT TODAY 🇺🇸🦅🗽

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8 months

another day, another dollar

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9 months

promising my senior I can handle the model without ref’ing it out

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8 months

hey big dog, I went to this block and everyone knew you

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23 days

nah it’s fine I didn’t like my formatting either

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6 months

post-Goon shesh and I get a Teams notif

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7 months

@divinetree5 prolly something like this I assume

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9 months

entry-level positions performing their self review

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11 months

“you pulled out right?”

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8 months

Cost per Nut Analysis

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8 months

girls on their first date agenda

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15 days

check out this hotel room my CEO got for myself, my wife and himself!

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6 months

me when I accidentally sent non-finalized financials up the food chain

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11 months

my boss checking to see if the deliverable has been completed (i haven’t started yet)

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6 months

The plan: - wake up viscerally hung over - immediately chug 1L Liquid IV - snap the bowl I loaded last night - rip God’s breath (Marlboro Golds) - open my zyn can (two pouches left) - establish dominance in the lower deck - Nitro Cold Brew Ladies & Gentlemen, let’s carpe diem🫡

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9 months

you are harboring unreconciled balances in the GL are you not?

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10 months

hey how much capacity do you have rn my capacity:

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9 months

vlookup? I haven’t used that formula in a long, long time

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6 months

oh boy, here we go again

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10 months

@pengvvins we’ve definitely entered a new era of meme phase, I just have no idea what to call it

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7 months

Associate’s when the first year new hire forgets their login password

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3 months

“hey did we get those projections out?” me who took yesterday’s revenue and just annualized it :

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7 months

how I look at the models I’ve created

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5 months

me and the nested IFS formula I’ve been working on

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8 months

11pm and you go to read a Teams notification

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6 months

“hey i was wondering what your capacity is looking like rn”

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5 months

the true Ivy scale

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1 year

Don’t call. In the arena

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4 months

this is how committed to the bit I am

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Seniors when their associates ask them a question

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10 months

my boss tryna get me to leave the office

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3 months

these are the candidates Moelis now hires

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6 months

Not really a thread guy— so I’ll keep this short and sweet. The failures in Boeing are not because of incompetent Executive MBA leadership. It’s due to one of the most significant process-control talent losses the manufacturing industry has seen, with this guy, Alan Mulally.

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7 months

AND THEN YOU HAVE TO ADD IT BACK TO YOUR STATEMENT OF CASHFLOWS SINCE IT WAS A NON-CASH TRANSACTION!!

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8 months

Meyers-Briggs is astrology but for people with LinkedIn

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6 months

“wdym you hardcoded the check figure?”

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1 year

me at the bar ordering my 9th mango beer-rita

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6 months

the IR girl from an SEC school who “wants to get a drink after work”

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7 months

idk which university needs to hear this— but stop teaching vlookup (literal ancient stone craft technology) and replace the lesson with xlookup please

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7 months

me at 9am, greeting everyone else on the morning Teams call

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3 months

@GordonGekko420 they don’t teach you this kind of stuff at State Schools

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9 months

“keep moving, they still use vlookup”

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10 months

me, to mfs with seasonal depression: “damn y’all get an off-season?”

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6 months

bullpen calls me the Soap, the way I’m Dialed in

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5 months

“nah man im all good” meanwhile:

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type shit I’ve been on recently

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6 months

to all my tenants keep sucking, rent was 4 hours late

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10 months

when my boss asks “who wants more work” and I’m two rooms away

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5 months

and is the vlookup in the room with us right now?

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6 months

“hey these numbers seem off” me:

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7 months

pro-xlookup doesn’t mean anti-Index/Match 😒

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8 months

“you tied everything out right? No assumptions?”

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11 months

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3 months

explaining to my VP why the numbers were off

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8 months

she was a sk8r girl, he was a finance bro

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8 months

the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night

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6 months

“use vlookup, it will be more efficient”

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1 year

@CorpFinScum pickleball is for the people that did pushups on their knees

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3Q23 FinTwit Comps

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3 months

how interns driving the model feel when they navigate across tabs

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25 days

Heaven for thee , but not for me

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2 months

what do you mean you hardcoded the check figure?

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9 months

me after six beers

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8 months

when bossman asks if your capacity can handle more work

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11 months

“hard coded Check figure… 1st Year Intern passed this way”

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3 months

nobody talk to me

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5 months

now repeat after me!

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11 months

analysts receiving their first bonus

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9 months

first day at my new job

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LYFT analyst the night before submitting their deliverable

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first year analysts organizing folders at 2am

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“hey wanna go out for drinks after we get off”

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11 months

my Associate found out I skipped the plug and hardcoded the Check

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nice vlookup my guy, Northwestern Mutual could really benefit from your skills

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