Molly
@FSUmollz
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Jameis Winston.
If aliens requested a meeting with a sole individual to represent the human race, whom should we send?.
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“I remember the morning the Titanic departed from England, I was supposed to be on that ship. They called it unsinkable but I had a bad feeling”
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Dudes be like “nobody cares about your spotify wrapped” then post their golf swing.
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Election Day is on a Tuesday because our government cannot compete with Monday Night Football.
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My friend thinks you’re cute. He’s right over there with $1.5 million.
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My mom: *at home praying for my safety*. Me in the middle of the street at 3am:
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#Dodgers Shohei Ohtani said his wife is a “normal Japanese woman” and has known her for 3-4 years.
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Dads watching the kids open presents not knowing what mom bought them
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Next man up.
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Outside the bar at 3am looking at the guy holding a pack of Marlboro Lights
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UGA players immediately upon consuming alcohol:.
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RIP Queen Elizabeth you would have loved to see Jameis Winston and Kirk Cousins play in your kingdom.
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Funniest shit during nfl games is when they cut to fans in crowd and it’s fully grown men dressed in the dumbest outfits imaginable.
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CBS interrupting with Iran/Israel conflict news then back to Masters coverage
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My favorite Olympics memory is watching Bob Costas’ pink eye get progressively worse each day.
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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research thanks.
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Going Ohtani mode at the bar tonight (drinking 700 million drinks and not speaking English).
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I don’t like artificial turf. It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and gets everyone injured everywhere
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Luigi Mangione eating a McRib wearing his jacket and carrying his backpack with the gun, manifesto, and cash
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“Chinese energy executives paid millions to Hunter Biden… who was on CRACK”.
Stephen A. Smith just told Paul @finebaum that he'd consider running for President of the United States.
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Funniest shit during nfl games is when they cut to fans in crowd and it’s fully grown men dressed in the dumbest outfits imaginable.
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Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can make out with two girls and put your head between a cocktail waitress’ breasts or grind with multiple fat women.
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I’ve been guilty of laughing at these submarine jokes but tbh it’s unfortunate that most of us are disconnected from the reality of the situation and there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run. And so that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame.
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How it felt showing up to school late with McDonald’s after a doctor’s appt
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I think we have it all wrong. Emmanuel Acho must be sleeping with executives bc how does he even have a job to begin with.
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WITHOUT GOOGLING.Name a famous historic battle.
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Jack Gohlke in three months: Hi my name is Jack and today is my first day on the Risk Consulting team at PwC. A fun fact about me is I hit the most three-pointers in an NCAA tournament game against Kentucky. Excited to join the team!.
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This Copa America stadium debacle is a security and safety risk but did they take into consideration the mental health of those listening to an additional 30 min of Alexi Lalas.
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They should make an Urban Meyer at Florida documentary that actually documents what happened during Urban Meyer’s time at Florida.
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Gregg Berhalter.
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If I can give a recommendation to any avid golfer: be rich.
If I can give a recommendation to any avid golfer: Join a good country club. It’s life changing. Having people to play with, fast pace of play, and better conditions increase enjoyment so much. If you have a family, it can become a central part of life. Golf sure, but also
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I love being a baseball fan. Bally Sports: not carried on YouTubeTV.MLB Network: no longer carried on YouTubeTV .MLBtv: constant blackouts .MLB: why is baseball dying?.
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My friend thinks you’re cute. He’s right over there being very normal.
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Tom Brady just said it’s hard to make 10, but really hard to make 20 yards. That’s what $375 million worth of analysis gets you folks.
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Kirk Herbstreit might put one of his dogs down to gain sympathy at this rate.
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Booger McFarland was one of the few that fought for FSU on ESPN last year. He’s the only one brave enough now to call the SEC and Alabama a brand. He’s out there risking his ESPN career for the cause.
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I don’t care about Trump’s mugshot. I care about the confirmation that he’s the same height and weight as Derrick Henry.
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Dudes be like “nobody cares about your spotify wrapped” then post their bet slip that didn’t hit.
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Pat McAfee: *yells for no reason*. Guy who peaked in high school: omg this is just what college gameday needed.
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Using Nick Castellanos like he’s Punxsutawney Phil tonight. No homer means stocks back on track and WWIII postponed for six more weeks.
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Who are 2 people that actually did match each others freak?.
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Urban Meyer if his PR team didn’t get final approval for what was shared in Swamp Kings
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ESPN letting go of 20+ personalities just to force Pat McAfee down our throats bc he’s loud and says things like cuzzo.
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I blame Alexi Lalas exclusively for the game not growing in America.
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USMNT losing but a step closer to Berhalter being fired before he continues to waste the best generation of players we’ve ever had
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So Big Cat live-streamed himself playing NCAA Football 14 during Covid and created a coaching character named Gus Duggerton. Then this guy out of no where tweeted that he looked just like the character in real life. Barstool hired him but they just let him go after three years
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It’s always nice to talk to Notre Dame fans because we always have so much in common! Starting with not attending the University of Notre Dame.
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We, as a society, have moved past the need for Alexi Lalas to be on television.
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Wow! Congrats to Aaron Judge for the incredible achievement of being 12 homeruns away from tying the record set by Barry Bonds in 2001.
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nobody will remember:.- your salary.- how “busy you were”.- how many hours you worked. people will remember:.- that you pride yourself & think of yourself as a man of faith.- the drive into deep left field by Castellanos.- the headset not put on again.
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No one is talking about how shorter baseball games are bad for the 9 innings 9 hotdogs 9 beers fans.
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Little Caesars can pay millions of dollars on a partnership with the NFL and it’ll never be as impactful as this organic Facebook post by Zepp Charles
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There’s something about seeing a group of 21 y/o boys with one of them carrying a singular pack of white claws. You just know fellas are getting after it tonight.
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That guy who peaked in high school, still posts on Facebook, and uses flags as decor thinks this is absolutely epic.
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