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@Clug_chan
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9 months
just saw a brand new pack of cigarettes on the ground and it was glowing the same way cop's guns do
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@Clug_chan
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9 months
she has no clue the economy is collapsing
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@Clug_chan
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9 months
im like if a whore was a beautiful monogamous woman
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@Clug_chan
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5 months
just took a 52 wipe shit
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@Clug_chan
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9 months
they sequenced my dna and told me im genetically identical to this thing
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@Clug_chan
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1 year
a man under 5'10 will fuck you with more vigor and purpose than any lumbering idiot over 6' ever could
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@Clug_chan
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10 months
looks like its name is nurt or some shit
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10 months
Bella Ramsey attends the 75th Primetime Emmy Awards.
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@Clug_chan
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ive been buying these giant blueberries and theyre fucking incredible... last pic is the comparison with a regular blueberry
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@Clug_chan
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1 year
god clutching me in his grasp after i eat 20lbs of expired chili
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@Clug_chan
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2 years
got cancelled cause my pussy is too big and soft. very wet too. my opps are shooting directly at me </3
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@Clug_chan
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9 months
getting a red one to wear in public so people dont talk to me
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Well let me put my studying hat on
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@Clug_chan
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1 month
just watched the dust in my space heater ignite for a second
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@Clug_chan
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10 months
im 25 now. frontal lobe? formed. bank account? empty. hope for the future? mildly positive
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@Clug_chan
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1 year
who up drinkin they vyvanse water
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@Clug_chan
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2 years
how retarded are you that you cant flip a fucking grilled cheese. put the spatula under and flip it. is there something im not understanding here
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Life was never meant to be hard. We just made it that way
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@Clug_chan
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10 months
eating disorder? yeah, im eating dis order of fucking chinese food and then getting dessert bitch
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@Clug_chan
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4 months
at the end of my rope rn
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@Clug_chan
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8 months
seeing my mutuals cropped tweets on instagram is like seeing their corpses being paraded around town
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@Clug_chan
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1 year
this the kinda shit i been on lately
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@Clug_chan
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1 year
me training to kill myself
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@Clug_chan
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1 year
i developed a new talent
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@Clug_chan
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5 months
@aw1ias you guys are flushing?
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@Clug_chan
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11 months
my two incredible thrift store finds
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@Clug_chan
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2 years
@MongorianBeef i would definitely get in there with some needle nose pliers
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@Clug_chan
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5 months
everyone here seems to be under the assumption that i am a man, and to that i would like to inform you all i am in fact a beautiful woman with a giant fat ass
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@Clug_chan
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9 months
what the fuck was the thought process here
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the gentle setting on the vacuum sealer doesn’t work on croissants
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@Clug_chan
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9 months
i am back and more retardeder than ever
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2 years
@chillextremist its not twink death its bear birth
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@Clug_chan
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5 months
@MBPN745 call that the five finger tango cause them bitches was in my ass
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@Clug_chan
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2 years
sharpening my teeth before every blowjob
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1 year
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@Clug_chan
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8 months
my sweet boy Franklin finally came home today <3
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@Clug_chan
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1 year
i hate having adhd like. i was basically given "whiny little bitch" disease. i cant do laundry, clean my house, feed myself, or work consistently, but i can play my favourite video game for 12 hours straight. im always late and have no working memory. i suck and its not my fault
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@Clug_chan
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7 months
nothing compares to sinking my teeth into a no2 pencil. the way the paint on the outside cracks under the pressure, revealing the soft wood underneath. downright sexual
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@Clug_chan
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2 years
national edge your bf till he cries day is tomorrow
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@Clug_chan
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10 months
new hole unlocked: gunshot wound
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@Clug_chan
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1 year
@breadmerald with penor and virginia, perhaps ...
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@Clug_chan
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9 months
i need to be slathered in oil and wrestled like a hog
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@Clug_chan
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7 months
guys whats this stuff in the bottom of my grinder? im tired of having to clean it all out every week when I bleach the thing
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@Clug_chan
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1 year
my mom is sending me fucking 9/11 wojak memes
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@Clug_chan
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9 months
officially fucking tapping out
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@Clug_chan
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7 months
tonights gonna be a movie <3
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@Clug_chan
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9 months
heres what you would look like if you were pregnant or a quadriplegic
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@Clug_chan
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5 months
"operating under the assumption", "under the impression", whatever im illiterate and beautiful and if you correct me on my grammar ill kill myself in front of you
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@Clug_chan
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8 months
its been over a month now since he passed. only now could i finally clean his bowl thats been in the fridge, with the last bits of his final dinner still in it. i miss you, buddy
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@Clug_chan
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9 months
ive had 37 abortions in the past year alone and they all looked like this
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@Clug_chan
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9 months
spending my mid twenties the way god intended: vacuum sealing pork at 1am
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@Clug_chan
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10 months
bawling my fucking eyes out look what twink bf got for me im so fucking happy
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@Clug_chan
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7 months
poop injection night !!
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@Clug_chan
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1 year
@perzianrugs sorry youre uneducated on short king matters
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@Clug_chan
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2 years
Clug fact: i can suck a mango dry
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@Clug_chan
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1 year
my rimworld colonists when i set up the nutrient paste dispenser
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@Clug_chan
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2 months
look at this guy
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@Clug_chan
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4 months
my retarded fat ass step son is blocking my damn anime
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@Clug_chan
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8 months
i left both of my biggest dildos on the bathroom counter to dry and of course its when she decides to come home
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@Clug_chan
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9 months
true love is staying in on a saturday night to eat creamsicles and play animal crossing naked in bed together
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9 months
living it up
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@Clug_chan
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2 years
i hope im not just a twitter account to you, but a constant source of instability and fear
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1 year
tonights gonna be a movie
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@Clug_chan
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9 months
i, as a beta, have a naturally lubricated asshole for mating purposes
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@Clug_chan
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1 year
gym tips for beginners: a thread
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@Clug_chan
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9 months
just cracked 10k for the first time on a post lets fucking gooooo
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@Clug_chan
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1 year
Clug drawing from last night
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@Clug_chan
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5 months
@mmmBelloq yall are using paper?
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9 months
playing with my boobs rn if you even care
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1 year
my nemesis
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@Clug_chan
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3 months
popping her hymen with a boba straw
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@Clug_chan
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11 months
hey if you think like this, go die in traffic. i can help by running you over repeatedly until youre ground meat. fuck you
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we don't bully fat men enough.
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@Clug_chan
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5 months
dont have anything to promote so just go steal some software or pirate a movie, you deserve it <3
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11 months
can i come over and stare at you like this
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8 months
got an iud put in my ass so i dont get butt pregnant
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10 months
putting crazy items in my butt
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1 year
@eeeessssss7 a 5'3 woman did
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@Clug_chan
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1 year
i would smash this thing with a cartoonishly large mallet without hesitation
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8 months
oh you dont like GMOs? your crusty little white dog is a GMO. hes going in the soup
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1 year
retarded journalism
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Prince Louis appears to yawn during King Charles' coronation service.
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5 months
this is what the world looks like through the eyes of an autistic woman </3
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9 months
theyre dismembering me and putting me in a suitcase tomorrow
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2 years
retard themed blowjob
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10 months
@GeebMinister was in the middle of eating but i think ill just go to bed early tonight
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10 months
getting creampied is literally my biggest hobby
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@Clug_chan
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1 year
frank is on a lot of painkillers and antibiotics right now but he is still in stable condition and he wont stop purring
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7 months
if i could i'd have a cigarette, a coffee, a vyvanse, and some french fries for breakfast every single day for the rest of my life
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1 year
visiting my step son
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2 years
penises grow back if you cut them off
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1 year
muscle mommy Clug
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10 months
spreading my asshole and catching snow
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9 months
i havent smoked cigarettes in well over a year but damn. that shit looked delicious
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doing my crossword. 22 down's hint is "cried". cant think of literally any other answer than "crode"
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1 year
@IPEEINGIRLS l + ratio + just be shorter
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@Clug_chan
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2 years
i drew a cow from memory but why is it so threatening looking
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@Clug_chan
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9 months
we had to put him down tonight. this is genuinely the worst night of my life. i held my baby in my arms at home as he took his last breath. he was surrounded by family, and he will always be remembered. i love you franklin, and ill see you in the next life <3
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@Clug_chan
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9 months
tonight is very difficult for me. i have to put frank down in the morning. anything helps. i will be grieving for a long time
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9 months
living it up
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1 year
just took a shit that would baffle conservatives and liberals alike
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@Clug_chan
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2 years
men really live like this and see nothing wrong with it
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9 months
my retarded cousin named Glort
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7 months
i cried
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1 year
finally fucking caught @garloids
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9 months
@handsomeray thanks man. its so hard to get out of bed every day
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