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Garloid 🐟

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Indiana Jones and the never ending newports

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Evil bastard detected

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Just went number 3

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The impractical jokes ran a train on my wife for 6 hours

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8 months

Her pussy feels so nice inside my boner

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11 months

Just like chinchilla

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How it feels when she puts her tongue on your weewee

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How it feels to masturbate

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2 years

My wife can fart this hard

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11 months

Putting cigarettes out on the soft spot on my baby’s head

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2 years

This the type of shit I’m on

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@GeebMinister @mrsgarloids Either way I’m a big fan of it

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Gleebo blungus

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Would you rather be Italian or be wheelchair bound

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2 years

How do women wash their vagina

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Fuckin her chest thingies

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@BrandonMHavener @umichvoter Maryland’s doing just fine

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@BrandonMHavener @umichvoter Why would I want to live in a state that is controlled by a single power company lol there’s constantly blackouts

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Bedroom reveal

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11 months

My body is a machine that turns women into single mothers

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2 years

Where do the balls go during sex

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8 months

My wife is buying lingerie just to have the worst sexual experience of her life

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11 months

How I be watching my wife taking a shit

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2 years

Your toes my asshole you do the math

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2 years

What if jizz came out cold

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2 years

Can I beat the fuck out of you platonically

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11 months

Intelligent Stoners

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Facts

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1 year

This is how I beg to eat my wife’s ass

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9 months

@cpdagosta They used it so much it legitimately has zero value. I’ve been told I hate Jews because I don’t want a genocide to happen. All I get is stutters when I ask where I said I hate Jews lmao

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@Lulubobcat1 @StephanieRiou You can still be criticized genius

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10 months

Last fucking time I drive a Hyundai bruh

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8 months

White people will finally be eliminated in 2 and a half hours

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@nachamu_usa He literally did the opposite of all of those things while in office LMFAO

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10 months

My wife watching me in my chamber

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This thing won’t leave my family alone

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10 months

Seeing her poop hole for the first time

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1 year

“Did you cum yet?” No I’m scared

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1 year

@summerahrens @MrsGarloid @00xAjj Wouldnt expect someone who falls for crypto scams to think any differently tbh

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This app rocks

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8 months

I think about this screenshot at least once a week

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2 years

How I kiss my wife after cumming in her mouth

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2 years

My wife painted a fake butthole like the road runner cartoons so I would break my dick

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1 year

Conservatives want to take this away from you.

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1 year

Hunter Biden filmed himself smoking crack behind the wheel, driving at 172mph on way to Vegas: photos

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I would put this thing down for fun

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1 year

I just came and lost 6 pounds

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1 year

White people be like “oooooh what do we have hear?”

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10 months

Me as a cat giving a cigarette to my wife

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@JewInHou @MargBarAmerica Nobody would care bruh

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2 years

At the gym doing labia day

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What do condoms even do

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2 years

Kissing my wife after she sucks my dick like a dirty slut

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1 year

Wife said I lost butthole privileges

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10 months

Do yall remember the robot that was hitchhiking across the country and as soon as it got to Philadelphia it got beat to death?

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8 months

@GlueConsumer Ohhhh okay. Her boner feels so nice inside of my pussy

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5 months

Blehhhhhhhhhh 😝

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11 months

My wife is so beautiful that every time I see her face I get a raging bone dawg in my pants I’m talking straight pitching a tent

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7 months

Gave my stupid fucking cat a loaded gun for her 1st birthday ❤️

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1 year

A small group of Mexican men just disassembled my fucking house like a nascar pit crew

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8 months

I look at my wife’s butt like this

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2 years

Holy shit

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2 years

The worst part about jerking off is the blood

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2 years

How big is your penis

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Showing my 90 year old grandmother with dementia this and tell her this is DC right now

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1 year

I could kill this thing so easily if I threw it at a wall

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Can’t stop staring at this

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1 year

@Clug_chan I’m gonna try this very useful tip with fried rice!

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2 years

I wish I could tweet this

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REST IN PEACE Callie :( we had to put her down because I wanted to

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11 months

Imaging getting a double handy with these

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1 year

What are we thinkin people?

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1 year

Farting probably feels good as fuck if you’re gay

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1 year

Making a video like this for my favorite twitter micro e celebs

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Maybe just don’t be a pedophile and you won’t have to worry?

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@torturednbroken Yeah dude that’s exactly what DC looks like with all the trees and no buildings!

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@Junnymaru @KepaIsCute You like children and crypto scams man it’s actually over for you

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