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Bright Lord Jehff

@JehffMacbook

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Bitches call me Crimson I || professional hater, if youre here because i made you angry, just know i was smiling the entire time :D

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@JehffMacbook
Bright Lord Jehff
9 hours
those who find this shit funny should not be classified as humans sorry
@NeuralViz
Neural Viz
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Unanswered Oddities - Ep. 9: The NFL
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@JehffMacbook
Bright Lord Jehff
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88% humidity in 30° weather? sure why not. and lets add a dash of 20+ mph winds because fuck you and your windbreaker. yeah it fucking blows here.
@canderaid
Fentanyl Tsar
2 days
living in the south sucks so hard that 19th century russian peasants took a hard look at it and said "nah"
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@JehffMacbook
Bright Lord Jehff
10 hours
@Steal_your_shit @ChronoHarlequin Kendrick lamar said he likes kids, twice now and both times the internet took it and RAN with that shit
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Bright Lord Jehff
10 hours
@jwh9211 Incredible looking lamellar on both. love the outfits
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Bright Lord Jehff
10 hours
where's "functioning and normal persontwt" you freaks
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@JehffMacbook
Bright Lord Jehff
10 hours
>if you like this thing from the seried you are a fake fan you sound so utterly idiotic right now
@InheritorI15278
Inheritor IX
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@LtCameron088 Ehh. If you enjoy the forge/multiplayer I’ll give you that. If you liked the campaigns story then maybe those people calling you a fake fan are correct. Sure the game looked somewhat beautiful but the story was just not a good Halo story
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@JehffMacbook
Bright Lord Jehff
10 hours
this is how some of yall talk about crimson one and it is NOT okay because he killed over a million people alone in thr city of presidia and he is MY babygirl and MY girlfriend and there will be no arguing
@janicesguitar
꒰୨୧◞ 。yoomtah !
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Bright Lord Jehff
10 hours
@fireobserver32 @MarcusCVance same goes with gunshot wounds, everything ive heard and read: shock puts you down first, then the wound
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Bright Lord Jehff
11 hours
@Six_senseNeo @OrdoRenatus @Vhzhlb long ago.. i chose a child.. and he wasnt no bitch
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Bright Lord Jehff
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RT @Six_senseNeo: @OrdoRenatus @Vhzhlb Man such a fucking hater of everything that Chaos cannot corrupt him He's literally the example tha…
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@JehffMacbook
Bright Lord Jehff
12 hours
@StoneyBoi97 stalwart was my favorite for a while bc of the fire rate lol, though ive been running the base MG on low fire rate and thats been tons of fun
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Bright Lord Jehff
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@ki1roy make that 9:32 pm 🗣️
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Bright Lord Jehff
15 hours
@garloids af79 neutral daily floor cleaner 🥵🥵
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Bright Lord Jehff
15 hours
RT @garloids: @JehffMacbook How it makes you feel
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Bright Lord Jehff
15 hours
@garloids @funnyusername30 i think split-lip to refer to halo elites is pretty good
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Bright Lord Jehff
15 hours
@MoiDawg @Khryn_Tzu replayed the campaign a couple months back and loved it even more than the first time, very memorable game
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Bright Lord Jehff
15 hours
@JoseLNicul always the worst times, had one happen right as 2 harvesters showed up and everyone was dead just last night. good fight though
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Bright Lord Jehff
16 hours
damn i love this game
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