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@101Iight
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Well that’s just the way it crumbles, cookie-wise.
Wasia
Joined December 2021
Let me get my nuanced politics take from a 19 year old who was homeschooled since they were 12 while on set for a Netflix teen drama about dungeons and dragons.
Noah Schnapp shares statement on Israel and Palestine: . “You either stand with Israel or you stand with terrorism. It shouldn’t be a difficult choice. Shame on you.”
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Sometimes you just have to do this gif in the mirror and move on
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Why does she look like she fell 5 stories through multiple clotheslines and emerged with random combinations of other people’s clothes
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f(x)=1/x at x=0:.
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Me when I open my door but someone shoots an invisible arrow at me that I must dodge
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This preschooler ass tweet….
Teacher gave me 2 worms on a string and said my shoes are slay
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X to Y when they’re trapped in y=(1+10x)/x as X tends to infinity
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Laundry in the dryer.
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Ok so I may have misread signals bc we just queened out for an hour like no flirting was had it was purse bumping central
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what’s your favorite obscure Drag Race moment?.
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Who is this and how much did you pay.
I paid Tokyo Toni $3k to come perform for my party and this is what we got 😍
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girl, listen to me, you're valid. your bisexuality is valid.
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The real tea is getting higher than a chile on a long haul flight cuz it’ll pass by in a second.
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Walked in on my roommate on top of their themfriend while they were validating nonbinary tea
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The more I think about it the more I believe this is the worst album ever made. Genuinely just horrible and offensively bad.
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@slingatpride Yep. The schools want credit for their accomplishments so they look exclusively for already accomplished applicants… if you’re rich/famous you are a shoe in.
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Me larping as a deep sea isopod in the middle of the highway as a 16 wheeler hurtles towards me
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Clubchalamet calculating the exact date and time they should commit su!c/d3 so they reincarnate as the baby
Kylie Jenner is rumored to be pregnant, expecting a baby with Timothée Chalamet.
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Me informing the ER doctor where the 15 donuts stuffed in my butt are from
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Me when I’ve been cursed by an evil witch to say period if I hear a beautiful orchestra
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If (Onika != dead).{. System.out.print.ln(Cardi was ended);.}. Else if (Cardi == fad).{. System.out.print.ln(End that fraud Nicki);.}. Else{. System.out.print.ln(Onika = Burger);.}.
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This might sound fake but I assure you, my life is stranger than fiction. Me, minding my own beeswax: 'll get a large warm milk please!.Some guy: *under his breath* Warm milk? Get a life. they don't even sell that here.
What age did you realise you were LGBTQIA+, Im interested? V
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Just found out my roommate is nonbinary and uses they/them pronouns
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