lookin @ my credit card statement post nyc like what the fuck bro?
$26 / drink on average , like $50 average meal spend
how in the fuck do summa yall survive in that city ?¿?
this chick was mad cool & v adamant ab hangin w me on thurs last week
i told her yes but 2 rules 1) no phone numbers & no IGs 2) whenever i ask u “bump?” u say yes
had fun time / night etc
now i get this today as i was thinkin ab her? i might ,, luv her?
top bumps
1. snogo bump
2. headliner bump
3. sunrise bump
4. cheeky bump
5. bump off a baddies nail
6. uber there bump
7. pashmina make out sesh bump
8. first bump of the night
9. halftime bump
10. bumps while ur rinsing decks
i guided this girl through her first ever khole ln and as she emerged from it and said
“im in love w u”
so i gave her another bump and sent her back in
so in nyc this girl invited me to a section w her & her friends and it was FILLED w finance bros
i pullup and the girls all invite me in section
finance bros are like who tf are u? and kicked me out
the girls followed panda out and next thing u kno the section was sausage fest
got added to her close friends fully expecting to laugh at funny memes or something
instead , i got a thirst trap that had my jaw on the fucking ground
girl im talkin is complainin about not being able to find stylish clothes for an event
i asked her if she’s checked revolve
she’s currently very angry w me bc “there’s no way a man comes across that website on his own”
okay and? that’s the past sweetheart
i don’t love to speak in absolutes but rufus du sol should go down as the greatest artists of our generation / century
idgaf ab ur drake, taylor swift, beatles whatever
the dudes of rufus du sol are so fkn goated
the older i get, the more i see people settling, whether it’s relationship, job, anything in life
it honestly makes me so sad for so many ppl
like… u can do better and should do better, why aren’t u !!!
sophomore year of college i rizzed up one of the foxiest mamacitas in renowned sorority
we get home and are playing and she’s straddling me (with our clothes on) doin elite hip movements
not 5 mins later i busted with my pants on and told her to go home
so my plug recently got robbed and he delivered to me yday
when he got to my place, he sits chills and indulges with the squad
we ask him when he thinks operations will be back up
he says the greatest 1 liner ive ever heard…
i am taking applications for an arc date,,
benefits include:
-free lodging
-unlimited bumps
-me
preferred qualifications:
-yapper
-dark / red hair
-certified viber
-lover of sunrises
Hafiza Khalique (left) was caught tearing down posters of kidnapped Israelis in October.
Since then, Hafiza Khalique has been:
- suspended from NYU
- had her scholarship rescinded
- and will be evicted out of her dorm
Antisemitism finally has consequences.