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@proetrie
There is zero difference between what she is saying her and men literally going “focus on yourself king” to each other. This woman isnt even trashing men all shes saying is “focus on yourself, build a content life then find a partner” and yall really be angry at that. Wild
Aella may not be “malicious” but she a fucking idiot who plays the woe is me im jush a innocent widdel girl saying girl things card and refuses to understand how shit she does is in fact harmful towards women AND children might i add and doesnt stop it with tons of horny
Wmaf has a female child: beautiful, confident, a goddess, prom queen, miss america probably, doctor, scientist, model, lawyer
Wmaf has a male child: weirdest kid in class, annoying, zero rizz, attractive but still weird so that makes him unattractive, scared of women
Bruh men who are smart enough to be an engineer, charismatic enough to be a c-suite exec, fit enough to be a jock, and hot enough to be a model mustve saved some country in their past lives like how are you this blessed what the fuck asdfghjkl
@phemoid
What does the pronoun site have to do with this kids classmates still finding OF stuff though, the point is that paywall still doesn't stop people from sharing free porn
Im gonna make a wholesome chat w good vibes, real motus advice /less shitpost, more love pilling if theres anyone interested feel free to dm or like this comment
@contactabrother
Those tears don’t seem genuine at all, i mean i definitely cried when I heard his story but you just don’t overreact like this unless you were trying to put on a show.
Halal places to cry:
-the shower
-a funeral
-under the blankets
-back of someones pickup truck being kidnapped
Haram places to cry:
-the gym
-public transport
-at a children’s ball pit or bouncy castle
Unpopular take: you dont need to have intersecting hobbies and interests with your significant other for you both to converse and have a good time with each other, you just both need to be interesting and curious people.
@MattWallace888
@LindyTasteful
Dawg all the participants in the Olympics are biological women, this girl doesn't need to worry about men, she needs to worry about her skills not being on par to other olympic gymnast women
I dont know how many times I have to repeat this but shit like this makes me wonder if 90% of couples really understand what love is or are just marrying to marry bc its convention or theyre just lonely. Growing up my parents have never ever fought over who does the chores, they
Tip for men: this is weaponized incompetence.
Why are you acting like things are on HER plate and you have no idea what’s going on in your own house??
You don’t need to “read minds” to know the dishes need to be washed, groceries bought, house vacuumed, etc.
Unpopular opinion: great sex comes from LOVE
Cant have it if u dont have love, and if u think u had it w/o love u lied to urself, it was simply adequate
Comedian asks 2 women in crowd how they met.
Crowd member: “I was in her boyfriends cult”
Comedian: “What cult?”
Crowd member: describes EFFECTIVE ALTRUISM!!!!!!!
Goes on to say there were orgies, one in an AI research office…
How many of you are liking my romance posts bc u like me and think im a cute girl whos lovestruck 24/7 and how many of you are liking it bc its hilarious to see xi jinping down bad and yearning