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ONE DIRECTION WAS BETTER THAN THE BEATLES
Joined March 2020
telling a server âthank youâ over and over again feels like love bombing.
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when he pours me another shot thinking im about to get freaky but im about to start talking in my british accent.
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just saw a gamer boy use all his monitors to register his gf for taylor swift tickets i hope i donât wake up tomorrow.
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me being accused of some shit i did.
Justin Bieber says someone unfollowed Hailey Bieber from his Instagram account:. âSomeone went on my account and unfollowed my wife.Shit is getting suss out hereâ
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DONT CHECK HIS LIKES!!!!!! IM ON MY WAY TO THE PSYCH WARD RIGHT NOW SEE YALL IN A WEEK!.
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snow white better than me cause i wouldâve fucked all 7 of those dwarfs.
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no babe i think itâs awesome that ur alarm wakes everyone up ecvept u.
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u gotta kill urself to cancel ur planet fitness membership.
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if u get high and go on about ur day im seriously scared of u.
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if u drink and start crying, fighting or running away u DO NOT need to be drinkin.
weâre cancelling each other over alcohol takes today, post your cancellable alcohol take.
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a girl getting her 21st birthday ruined by a man is a canon event.
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in a bad mood and here my co worker comes wearing no deodorantâŚâŚâŚ.
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i remember the first time a guy put ice in his mouth to eat me out. havenât looked back since.
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when i take an edible and michael jackson is in the corner playing the fiddle
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why does everyone think college is just partying??? itâs literally 11am on a monday and im having a breakdown.
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THIS FEELING WONT MATTER IN A YEAR THIS FEELING WONT MATTER IN A YEAR THIS FEELING WONT MATTER IN A YEAR THIS FEELING WONT MATTER IN A YEAR THIS FEELING WONT MATTER IN A YEAR
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âweâre on the same wavelengthâ first of all thatâs the spectrum.
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when the drinks start tasting like hitting ur friends vape.
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i was 12 years old running a fan account with thousands of followers who waited for me to post i know my worth.
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Singing the logic suicide song at karaoke to ruin the vibe.
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sometimes the bravest thing you can do is marry your high school sweetheart and stay in your small town and have kids at 22 and major in nursing.
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managers be like âdamn i gotta sit on my ass again todayâ.
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sometimes people come into ur life to show u one good song.
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I SAID YES!!!! â¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸đđđđđđđ đđ my best friend just asked me to drink tonight.
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first date idea: we fall so hard we forget what life was like without each other.
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âim free on feb 14â youâve tweeted 30 times today. WE KNOW.
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No one has ever liked me ever and i hope i die.
yeah, my bf posted this for our anniversary. no big deal, super casual!
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grown ass man hitting a vape bitch u look like thomas the trainâŚ. .
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me and the girls getting drunk and doing one of these bad boys
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and i couldnât help but wonderâŚ. do men even like women?
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anytime i think im weird i log onto twitter and realize im not.
thread about leech care & common questions i get asked since i hear them a lot!
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third margarita tasting like everything will workout for me in life.
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honored to be on the right side of history.
Women are now binge drinking more than men for first time in history đ
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do jobs actually fact check ur degree like could i photoshop one and start applying places.
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people on planes are so stupid like why the fuck is row 32 trying to get off first.
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men be like âI was out with another girl and thought of youâ¤ď¸â.
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i want what people who have themselves as their lock screen have.
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why is everyone freaking out about Adam Levine cheating? first of all heâs a man what did u expect.
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