Squirtle
@squirtle_says
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just a friendly neighborhood squirtle aspiring to be a blastoise
San Francisco, CA
Joined August 2022
IF YOU ARE READING THIS YOU ARE NO LONGER IN TPOT. YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE SAFE-HAVEN TECH UTOPIA KNOWN AS SPOT
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san francisco if arrests were legal.
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oh no husbrand, you were consistently not candid with your communications, now we are homeress
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oh no husbandt, you incorporated your company in the state of delaware, now we are homeress
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UPDATE: I GOT FIRED
THANKS TO TPOT’S WONDERFUL ADVICE, I AM GOING TO ASK OUT MY BOSS ON VALENTINE’S DAY!!!.
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@thechosenberg he’s right, working remote early in your career absolutely nerfs your growth from proximity and your upward mobility.
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fuck a catalytic converter, why aren’t you fuckers salvaging a waymo?. think about it anon, the gpus in the trunk alone are worth thousands
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they’re actively moving the homeless away from market and 9th now, and cleaning it up. this is 100% the city reacting to elon tweets for reasons i won’t speculate on. this area isn’t safe and clean and it hasn’t been for over a YEAR. this is just fucking APEC all over again.
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after fudges tweet i tried butter chicken with some garlic naan and mango lassi today for the first time and WOW
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"Zero to One" is insane because it appears to be one of the most legitimately dangerous texts with the potential to gigafry your brain but is exclusively read by literal turbonormies who unironically want to like "build shit" and basically get oneshotted by it.
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cherry picking retards don’t show the 2 other sides of the twitter building. spoiler alert: it’s fucking bad.
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POV: you’re about to read the dumbest fucking reply to your tweet
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oh no husbant, you spent your entire life getting a postgraduate degree, now we are homeress
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this guy is like every midwit thrown into a blender and im tired of keeping him around
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computer scientist ELIEZER YUDKOWSKY AAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
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BREAKING: Google has announced the sunsetting of Google Cloud Platform following even more mass layoffs
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@sailaunderscore i knew this was a real thing when she said the way i explained retirement accounts was hot.
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oh no husbrand, you bet all our money into superconductors, now we are homeress
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@somewheresy @mage_ofaquarius @deepfates @squirtle_says @rob_mcrobberson @liminalsnake in high school i was getting chicks pregnant, playing in a rock band and working at a hedge fund. whats your linkedin/instagram? thats what i thought. so ashamed of who you are, you adopt an entirely new persona you can be proud of.
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the guy who posted images yesterday did it to with the intention of baiting people into saying BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS STREET AT NIGHT and by the time that comes around it’s empty and fucking clean and they get the nice shots to say “I TOLD YOU SO!!!”. eat shit disingenuous trash.
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yacine got suspended everyone please follow his new account
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JAVASCRIPT was not intended to write anything besides FRONTEND . NODEJS IS A MISTAKE . TYPESCRIPT IS COPE (YOUR LANGUAGE ISNT REAL). GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!
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��This tweet has been deleted” makes shit 10x more funny.
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not while you’re offering 2 YoE swes $25 an hour lmfaoooo
Today we’ve formalized an important hiring policy at Scale. We hire for MEI: merit, excellence, and intelligence. This is the email I’ve shared with our @scale_AI team. ———————————————————. MERITOCRACY AT SCALE. In the wake of our fundraise, I’ve been getting a lot of questions.
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working at startups has made me fundamentally unserious and unprofessional; im literally HR's biggest nightmare.
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screaming this when i cum in the fluffer.
aella akbar.
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oh no husbant, you spent the whole month gooning, now we are homeress
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hmm….
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just closed a seed round, $50m total funding. apartment upgraded.
These guys just raised 30m dollars.
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fine. here’s your proof. creeps.
you guys know im a actually a woman right 😐.
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screaming “E/ACC” while my family watches in horror as i accelerate the whole turkey down my throat.
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if martin shkreli could code he would be using a script instead of hand blocking people who liked my tweet. RETARD.
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oh no husbandt you used scarlett johansson’s voice now we are homeress
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zoomers obsessed with where someone went for undergrad will never understand it’s far more impressive to go to a state school and still end up with a high paying tech job.
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wow, i can't believe elon just made a new platform to compete with youtube
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no caffeine. no adderall. no nicotine. nothing. pure. unadulterated. natty.
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me when i spend a whole weekend in new york and not a single person talks about work or ai or rationalism or polycules or e/acc
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holy shit they made a dating app for REAL grinders!!! E/ACC!!!
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@growing_daniel no you don’t understand the stores HAVE to operate in unsafe environments and at losses.
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@Andercot why does it matter when being AMERICAN is higher than any EUROPOOR social class.
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HOW I LOOK BEING THE ONLY ENGINEER TO NOT TAKE PTO THIS WEEK
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thank you for participating in the experiment. you all failed spectacularly. enjoy your meaningless, repetitive, feel-good slop you morons
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THIS FRIDAY AT 9PM PST. YUDKOWSKY HAS AGREED TO FIGHT BEFF JEZOS. EVENT WILL BE LIVE ON X. YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS THE ULTIMATE FIGHT BETWEEN EA AND E/ACC
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ANGEL LIST JOB POSTING. AI CHARACTER BLOCKCHAIN MISSLE LABS INC. ROLE: Founding Engineer (1st).LOCATION: San Francisco.SALARY: 105K.EQUITY: 0.25%.DESCRIPTION: We work 12 hours 7 days a week!!! Accelerate!!!. ABOUT THE FOUNDER:.Steve Gates is a 20 year old superstar founder CEO.
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IM PROVIDING SHAREHOLDER VALUE. IM PROVIDING SHAREHOLDER VALUE. IM PROVIDING SHAREHOLDER VALUE
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i bet the tesla engineers saw the twitter codebase and were like "damn bitch you live like this?".
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after tpot’s week of misbehavior god has decided to just fucking drown us for our sins
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all this “egirls are actually men” discourse reminds me of the reverse instance in which we found out that goth600 is actually a girl.
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“tpot gubament!!! we’re in there!!! it’s our guys and WE’RE a part of this!!! le ebin poster cabal!!!”
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airchat’s contact feature just doxxed me to my coworkers.
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i can’t tweet anymore without half the comments making fun of me for the parody badge it’s over.
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real ones remember when this guy used to post about technology
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