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I’m a software engineer at one of Canada’s top tech companies with really good TC. Internet veteran. (((Club Member))). Respectable account. 🇺🇸🇮🇱
San Francisco, CA
Joined April 2022
As an swe autist pornstar, I can genuinely say I love trains in every sense of the word.
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Today I told my Chinese coworkers that in America in the grocery store you can choose eggs based on how comfortable the chicken’s life is, and their jaws dropped.
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As a kid you’re anti-guns (guns are literally made to kill people, why should anyone have them!?) until you read about or live through enough stuff like this. - 1933 Nazi germany confiscates all firearms (found and collected using firearm registration records required by a 1928.
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Talking to a rabbi earlier, thought of a question but then hesitated saying “I’m not sure if this is a Jewish question…” and he said “Every question is a Jewish question” and I piped in “except for the Jewish question, which is a German question”. So anyways I need a new rabbi.
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The people who think it’s rude to go into a sandwich shop 5 minutes before closing are the same people who think it’s rude to recline your seat on an airplane. They’re overly conscientious to the point where they’re making their own lives worse for no legitimate reason.
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@ipsumkyle You should have sex with both of them and destroy their relationships, your friendships, and your whole living situation.
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I still cannot believe the government built a website in 2013 and it cost them over a billion dollars.
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Hard to explain why this is embarrassing to watch, but it’s almost like she’s letting the bear foodcuck them. Embarrassing beta behavior.
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@arjansiddhpura The pasture-raised eggs are like a different food. The yolk is so much richer and tastier. Also in Thailand just now I passed a truck full of chickens in tiny boxes not moving and barely able to breathe. I was so close I could see their faces and discomfort. Can’t get the image.
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I think you can be fine with trans people, have trans friends, and still not want trans flags or other promotions of it everywhere. A lot of the people saying “promoting trans awareness is harmless” don’t have kids. They’re little mindless absorbing machines. Tourette’s became.
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BREAKING: Low IQ people have trouble with logical reasoning.
The campus debate on the #IsraelHamasWar is also Humanities vs. STEM + Econ. @Columbia faculty issued two open letters, one defending and one condemning students' defense of Hamas. Here are their affiliations.
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Burning man is funny cause it’s just SFers spending $2000 to leave this filthy city full of disgusting tent people to spend a week in a different filthy city full of disgusting tent people.
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Sex is hard to get wrong. Like it’s hard to be bad at it. It’s one of our most basic natural things. It’s like if someone was bad at eating.
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When I was in Japan, all the Japanese people would call Mount Fuji “Fuji-San”. “San” I knew to mean “Mr.” when appended to words. I always thought it was the cutest thing that they’d call the mountain Mr. Fuji and say things like “Fuji-San is looking so nice today!”. Apparently.
Thread on alternative views of iconic landmarks you (probably) haven’t seen before 🧵. 1. Mount Fuji from a plane window.
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It’s kinda interesting how no one talks about the ridiculousness of iron dome. If Mexico shot thousands of rockets at San Diego, LA, etc there’s no way the US would take the time to build a system that shoots them out of the air.
Hamas has announced their attempt to Target the International Airport in the City of Tel Aviv right now with over 150 Rockets having been launched from the Gaza Strip; Iron Dome Batteries are trying to Intercept as many Rockets as possible.
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Hating Walmart is middle-class coded. People from upper or lower classes have no problem shopping there cause they have nothing to prove and it’s actually a great store.
we have discovered the Final Boss of affluent people cosplaying as the poor…”do you want me to shop at WALMART, like a PEASANT?”
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Mexico is goated. It’s easy to get to, cheap, clean, great food, nice people, great dancing, perfect weather, nice beaches, same power outlets, can get restricted substances OTC, they have all our stores like gwalmar and hon dipo, good internet and gui-fi everywhere, it’s perfect.
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I met a 21 year old male follower last night at a bar. He's in college. I asked him a few questions. Here is what he said . - that’ll be $16.- yeah we take Apple Pay.- sorry, I have a gf.- sure, here’s another maraschino cherry.- no sorry I think I need to cut you off.
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Just got into an Uber with an expat and he said to the driver “Ching chong bing bong” then he looked at me and said “just kidding” then spoke fluent Chinese.
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Guys I’ve figured it out. Women catch feels after sleeping with a guy. Most women have a friendzoned guy who would die for them, who treats them better than anyone, who lives to serve them, but they’re not interested in him at all. The solution is to sleep with that guy 2.
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Gender role truthers be like “Women and men are both equally valuable, they just have different traits and roles. Men are about strength, women are about being weak. Men are smart and logical, women are smooth brained and dumb and loving. Both totally equally valuable though”.
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Can someone explain to me why Vietnam, Germany, Japan, and other countries we’ve been at war with aren’t crawling with terrorists? Why it’s safe for any American to travel to these places and not fear getting blown up because of their nation’s past violence? Is someone gonna.
Many have been called Hamas and terrorist sympathizers for expressing the same view @elonmusk just expressed on @lexfridman about how bombs and drone strikes will just create more terrorists and does nothing to resolve the situation, unless Israel just genocides them all to
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When you ask a woman her age and she says “how old do you think I am?” by how many years do you undershoot?.
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Basically there are a bunch of massive parties in the world. There’s Carnival, Mardi Gras, Oktoberfest, etc. But when you attend these, your experience will always fall somewhere within your expectations. Burning man is the expression of the farthest reaches of human imagination,.
I'll never understand why any fully grown adult would go the Burning Man.
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My friends in sf say they have a good community and they don’t need religion. Tell me, when’s the last time you talked with a child? When’s the last time you hung out with an elderly person? If you were going through cancer, would you have people delivering you 3 home cooked.
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Dude everyone calling Sapiens mid rn used to love Sapiens when it came out. I think that book is experiencing a Rick-and-morty-ing.
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@PPCGroyp There’s nothing wrong with gay people or even pushing the gay agenda. At any point any gay identifying person can opt out if they feel it wasn’t actually their thing. Once you take life course changing hormones or have major surgeries, you can’t. Very very different situations.
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This is a cope but I still think it’s true. All the men optimizing for hotness forget that beauty/novelty fades so fast and you’re left with screaming kids and a woman who can’t make funny jokes about it.
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@Hellboy_bepop That’s not how the job works tho. As a teen I worked at a cafe, and we were open until closing. A store sets open/closed hours so people know when they can patron it. That’s the basics. Sometimes people would come in right when we already closed, and if the register was still.
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Asian female friend: I can’t wait for you to meet my white bf he’s so cute .Me: lmao doubt it.
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People going out in sf and nyc end their nights at the same time.
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These are the grossest most embarrassing people in sf: Polyautists
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“STEM people, I’m begging you, take a single humanities class! It’s important you learn how de-colonization works through a delicate balance of forced violent sexual intercourse, live dismemberment, and executing children at point blank range in front of their parents”.
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The trick to everyone liking you at work is to never complain. I’ve never once complained to my manager and he lets me do absolutely anything I want.
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This is it, this is the future. With student organizations promoting terrorism, the departure from meritocracy and employment of racism, and academics acting like that concave head meme, colleges are so over. What this kid did is what every smart kid will do from now on
Despite earning 3.97 unweighted and 4.42 weighted GPA, scoring 1590 out of 1600 on the SAT's and founding his own e-signing startup RabbitSign in sophomore year, Zhong was rejected by 16 colleges he applied to.
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Me, trying to get over my ex. His absolutely insanely cool and unique grandma last night: “I want u to be around me. the rest is you and [ex]’s business. I don't interfere. I still love you the same. You are a rare soul. I will always be your grandma”.
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I love telling my Chinese coworkers about America. They sit around me, chins in their hands, eyes wide and a-sparkle. I tell them that I can do whatever I want, own guns, talk about politics, say, read, and watch whatever tf I feel like. I tell them about how my parents hug and.
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omfg. this JUST happened. i call my mom on the phone to play connections like we do every day, and she answers and says “do you know what the money shot is?” I’m silent. she repeats herself “well, do you know what a money shot is?” So i say “uhhhh”. and she’s like "well do you?.
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One of the best friendship achievements you can unlock is “being alone together”. Generally when you hang out with someone, even if you’re both keeping to yourselves and working, there is still like a background thread in your mind for them. It’s great when you get to the point.
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To be clear, I’m fine with Obama. Just as a software engineer, imagining a shitty site costing a billion dollars to build 💀what a grift.
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It’s too bad that sex tourists eliminated single men’s ability to travel to Southeast Asia. There’s no way for them to do it now without looking like a pervert.
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When will CEOs stop being NPC-y like this. Whatever Elon musk is, he’s not annoying in this particular way
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What if we made a country that was just Jews and Indians.
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Nobody tells you this but you can fuck the guys in your friendzone.
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If you’re a weird creepy little dude you better be building a company. Can you imagine vitalik buterin without ethereum.
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A think a lot of ppl misunderstand American patriotism. It isn’t so much nationalism & “murika fuck yeah” as it is people appreciating & cherishing a set of ideas that we all share: the ability to do mostly whatever you want and have your success be limited only by your ambition.
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This is what morality looks like. If there’s still any question of who is fighting for humanity and peace, watch this and the dozens of other videos and pictures of Israelis treating their absolute worst enemies with respect due a human being. This terrorist likely brutally.
Israeli Police preventing a Lynch Mob from Killing a Hamas Terrorist who was Arrested earlier today in Southern Israel.
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I, an anti-racist, will be using Visa instead of Mastercard until they change their name to Maincard.
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We choose to bang women not because they are easy, but because we are hard
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Successful women are always caught between deciding to looksmax or careermax in order to hit their wealth target. I have reasonable goals: I want a boat, multiple homes, and to fly around private. If I career-maxed harder I could probably get there myself, but if I beauty-maxed.
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A cute guy at BM sat next to me on a couch and we chatted for 2 hours. I could easily find him on social media with all the info I know about him. He won’t be able to find me tho cause he didn’t ask me a single question lmao.
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Can someone please explain to me how this graph doesn’t show that women are smarter?
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I was gonna vote kamala/walz but this squirrel thing completely flipped it for me
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I haven’t shared any of these violent videos cause they’re painful and excruciating to watch and real people, not some gore show. But the idea that people will not know what is happening is even worse. Posting them below. It’s reality-altering.
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Damn. Imagine being such an incredible and beloved leader that every single person at your company is posting at 2am on a Sunday night that they’ll walk out without you.
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Men mistakenly think women’s biggest fear is the same as their biggest fear (dying alone) when our biggest fear is being with someone forever that we don’t like
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My friend shaved his beard and it’s like if your fat female friend suddenly lost 50 lbs.
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I don’t “get” the victim mentality around parents. If your parents were not physically abusive or malicious, I cannot understand people blaming them for anything in their life. They gave you life. And they gave you whatever they had available to give.
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Man my faaaavorite kind of people are the ones who are autistic about drug-use. They have calendar events with when they can take molly again. They have pillboxes with built-in timers. They have festival spreadsheets of which days to take which drugs.
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@chiefkeefmidi The vet should ask you if u want to be put down with ur pet and give you a groupon.
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How could anyone ever post a pic like this. “Look everyone, I cream pied my wife, and do it all the time”
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Can you imagine if he was a fat woman instead of a fat man how much vitriolic hatred there would be
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Still in China. Just listened to my coworker say the n word 16 times in a row while he was thinking about something.
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“You’re in my family home” means your great grandparents left to make way for the Arab armies to come thru and kill the Jews after which they planned to return once the area was nice and Jew-free, but they lost the war and ended up somewhere else in the world where your.
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Went to a club Friday night that had an 80/20 girl guy ratio (in sf, not gay/lesbian bar) and last night went to a party with 80/20 guy/girl, and these people will never overlap.
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That’s an sf party alright
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“What happens if they say you have to go back to Morocco?”.“Oh no no no, I’ll kill myself”. “If I can find work there I’ll find work here. I will work in the trash”.“You’ll do anything?”.“Yeah. I’m ready to do anything for America”. “I’m here for work here, I’m here for America,.
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This election wouldn’t even be close if republicans dropped the abortion issue. Women just wanna rawdog in peace and everyone needs to accept that.
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It’s pretty cute when non-native English speakers mess up idioms. “Thanks for keeping me in loops on this project”. Lmao no problem.
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I’m a straight woman. I’m a straight woman. I’m a straight woman. I’m a straight woman
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Hot take: since the timing of texts meta is now widely known (letting texts sit for a while before reading or responding, etc), it no longer matters. This meta game is over. You can respond whenever. New metas have emerged.
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I cannot believe this post has 64k likes in 14 hours. A post supporting gang rape of children, looking kids in the eyes and shooting them in front of their parents, cold, wanton torture of complete innocents. This qt is absolutely right, we just dont have the numbers to be heard
There are ~15M Jews in the world and ~2B Muslims. Very quickly the Jewish voice will be drowned out.
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The world somehow sees iron dome as a normal logical thing to do, when it wouldn’t look logical in any other region. Iron dome is like if someone was shooting bullets at you and you hiding for a bit and building an extremely strong full-body bulletproof vest.
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Hmm I think this is a body positivity movement psyop. This person is overweight
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Alpha female first move gf, nervous autist no eye contact bf.
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@poodychulak I’m saying US would immediately take out the source of the rockets until they stopped completely.
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Lowkey this is getting cringey. Switching to team ilya now
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Ridiculous that the world gets mad when israel tries to stop rockets at their source.
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“I don’t need more friends” is the nail in the coffin of many a single man who doesn’t understand women but is desperate for a gf.
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It’s so funny that Elon used “lines of code” to judge software engineers when the real measure of seniority is how little code you can write to get the job done.
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Yeah it’s kinda funny cause they even sell candles of the scent
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The fact that I’ve always felt like a man in a woman’s body actually makes me one of the biggest opponents of transitioning. If I’d transitioned, I would have squandered all the alpha that being a man in a women’s body offers. The manliest thing you can do is stack as many cards.
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What’s so hard? Just say no. If you had anything to offer the friendship besides being a hot girl, you’ll still be friends. I don’t usually send out blackpills but cmon.
when your guy friend of 7+ years hits you with the “so can i ask you a question”
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A major oversight on Elon musk’s part when buying twitter was that only men use this site. You can’t make money from ads when only men use a site. Men don’t buy stuff.
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Why is Ligma getting all the sympathy? Johnson has it way worse. You have no idea how legally complicated a 3-way divorce is.
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