Rory Hoffman
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@OriginalMNH
@Schaffrillas
That's bedazzling, embezzlement is when you fabricate elements of a story upon retelling
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@Respexy
Halfway through skimming this, it dawned on me that this would be an excellent tool for character design – at least a certain approach to it
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@danidonovan
Making statements like this (where your digressions have digressions (and you nest the parentheses [like it's a math equation {and sometimes switch it up for clarity}]))
and that last bit where it all collapses and you get back to the point is just coming up for air
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@aceCourtBot2
@ObeyTheSnarf
@morethancomrade
@nytelife26
@EMTPromises
@_A_Nope
@CateSJewels
@danglinghemmie
The fact the last one is the judge killed me
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@edelgardfucker
If your package of ten-thousand is off by a single ring, they will send you a hundred-thousand more
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@ArisBoobiez
@gracecamille_
It's just kind of amateurish on a lot of levels, i.e. composition, technique, theme. "Classical contrasted w/ 'edgy' aesthetics I don't fully understand or utilize" isn't ground-breaking or really even that fun to look at
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@alphaxayah
@igobycoral
@Nerd_Cuddles
@cheeseraven11
In a weird way could be considered progressive i.e. gender boundaries are dumb, let's not examine it too closely though
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@rseqrtz
@1followernodad
And those rules are just made up by randos from the 19th century. End sentences in prepositions like we have for all the rest of history
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@Shortpilgrim
@GodLovesUgly22
@JeremiahDJohns
@RHCollier
My disability is the personal conviction to remain illiterate
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@RollForSanity
@benedict_rs
Nobody works/walks the entire day and night. Even a military on forced march would have time to make fires, boil water (big component of not dying from random pathogens), and eat, not to mention *rest* for a period of maybe three hours total
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@NightOwlXLS
Our teachers were myopically-focused on symbolism instead of analyzing the meaning of actual events ("the snowball represents innocence" vs never once addressing the spiral of a youth unmoored from society)
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@TheLastWord999
@abelcomeon
@anarcodepressed
@Originalcavecat
@biggestjoel
"to the best of your knowledge" is part of the question, so actually it is a refusal to answer
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@Wyspywoods
@ch1w33th3d0g
The quieter and more desolate a place is (especially an environment that lends itself to preservation) the more creepy crawlies you're gonna find.
Being buried in deep earth magma along a fault line should be alright
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@shut_up_ross
@princessashtray
"illustrate"
are we living in a simulation or did you just fully take advantage of someone expecting not to get called on it🤔
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@Yung__Leef
@xX_SH0WP0NY_Xx
@Seanbob13038067
@FoucaultFanPage
Straight men literally will not wash their butts for fear of it being gay
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@lake__of__fire_
@SwampCommunist
Or whatever is the legal punishment for the crimes they commit on a magnitude your brain cannot physically parse
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@danidonovan
But now imagine doing this but somebody is derailing every statement you make before you can finish a thought
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@loveologian
Lil Nas wore a silver thong for the Met Gala
Men don't do that because it's gay, congrats for making the first observation of earth in your time here, señorita poaster
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@corrax515
@holdthehone
@ByYourLogic
@intellegint
Nah, gooners admit they don't have a problem, they love shirking responsibilities so they can edge all day
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@KaijuRose
@xDUMBRELLAx
@sarahschauer
This is the default for gay men, so thanks for the clarification
I was so lost😅
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@IronsparkSyris
So much of politics is predicated on "gentleman's agreements" and the disbelief that anyone would actually do a thing that isn't explicitly legislated against.
In other words, let's get more gamers in politics. You want accelerationism, get a speedrunner
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@YammerPsaka
@dogfanhan
@NerdyCalixto
And continue to do so! The rate of incidence of new HIV infections for that segment of the population keeps going up
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@Airorso
@HUNTlNGHAWK
Talking about a kink is not involving someone in a kink
Would you rather a dry, clinical description of coitus? Is that better?
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@OldElemental
@HelmanDaniel
@haunted4always
Not only is a lot of vegetable matter indigestible without cooking, proper nutritional balance is easier with it.
Tomatoes are a great example! Fresh vs sundried tomatoes taste completely different because cooking is a transformative process.
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@ParagonDeku
@supermills
@vodajcek
And/or it's absurd how easily someone so completely off, unwell, and malicious fits in with pretentious yuppies
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@slavojvibecheck
@regarded_man
@SweatieAngle
But if you consider the dog property, then you have the legal standing to kill that cop dead in all 50 states God bless this country
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@JALbert_LoL
@SinisterNails
@JacobWrites
@RaxKingIsDead
They asked for his spiciest take and he said ranch
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@b_chshevik
@AVeryBlueYoshi
Because you believe that misfortune only befalls evil people
@AVeryBlueYoshi
@Yemen___8_9_18
@HTTP_Lovecraft
Yeah so you did phrase it incorrectly lol
Ok let's say you're right & that PT is a film for adults that relies on the audience to know who the villain is; why did the ex-husband get punished then?
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@Yung__Leef
@xX_SH0WP0NY_Xx
@Seanbob13038067
@FoucaultFanPage
Basic hygiene and cosmetic practices are considered a flag for homosexuality, driving many men to avoid them.
did we forget "metrosexual" was a thing
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@RageGearProps
@MrWonderland2nd
@isukatbeingme
@CrackedEmerald_
@ImevorHellwood
@kaleochu
@gahhnie
On my neck, on my back
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@Queen_of_Leaves
@poisonjr
"its own cultural and technical framework"
also known as musical theory
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@edmundpjollio
@TheMerryWolf1
@PinkieToons
Seems like you might qualify, might be a good idea to get one. I know several people whose lives are easier because of something as seemingly inconsequential as closer parking spaces
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@KlotzbachJoshua
@picantegrande
@NotTodayJoe
@robberytutorial
Tragedy of the Uncommons was sitting right there, what am i doing with my life
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@itsmeskele
@loobah_l
@caleweissman
It's a standing threat for any future negotiations! People know they'd get no reward and that the companies are more than willing to burn their own money in burning yours
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@BudrykZack
@pervocracy
I guess they assume that means it's taken care of already and to say otherwise undermines the union somehow; really, more sensitive things should have more steps for accountability' sake
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@twinkophrenia
This feels like such an always-online take. Touch grass, meet and talk atheists and people who smoke weed IRL; they're annoying in-person too 😭
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@lemieux62690
@bigwands
@QueerAtHeart
Before biting the bullet on beluga sturgeon, you can try cheaper fish roe: masago, tobiko, and ikura are pretty common in sushi. Expect salty/umami Gushers
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@kah_smo
@veyenyl
@Ashleyk78
@ResistNormal
@KSakarisson
@willtalkoveryou
@ObamaIceBucket
@KnowNothingTV
Nah, he was on the Rogan podcast talking about how little input he had with the first of Grimes' kids. He seriously is not invested in his children at all.
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@JohnDoe65044945
@nikicaga
@Renarostar
This is the result of lobbying. People with money pay representatives in our government to pass lenient measures for bribes.
This is why we should have *more* government oversight and regulation, not less. Conflict of interest by appointed legislators shouldn't be legal lmao
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@depthsofwiki
I don't think anybody's really researched how free WiFi in the parking lot of fast food places impacted hobo culture
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@Apocalypsimo
@shitshowdotinfo
It's literally their strategy! They've talked about it before. They focused on acquiring new subscribers (people who haven't gotten one yet but will if there's a new, different fad) in the dumbest way possible. It's obvious to everyone what that'd do to retention
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@mattihaserotu
@dertdobber
Blues Brothers started as an SNL sketch followed by a
#1
-charting concept album before the movie came up
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@TheBioticGod
@Krensharpaw
@THELIFE0FTRIBE
@twinkophrenia
Nobody loves Dark Brandon memes more than leftists, I'll cut anyone who suggests otherwise
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@weadhitter
@NoStrife
@paulbensonsucks
They do use confusion but only in stressful, negative ways like confusing store layouts, terrible lighting, overloud music, jarring visual design, etc
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@Blueishsky13
@shaTIRED
Half a million streams a day for a song that came out 7 years ago.
So it's still beating out Watermelon Sugar that came out 3 years ago.
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@roukuggle
@SmallpolyArt
@Very__Regular
Literally none of those things are true except for the ED thing, which is notably unconnected to pornography.
Y'know what else keeps increasing? The median number of work hours required to stay housed. People are tired.
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@sheath2
@caphollistic
@mbishislife
@trail__snacks
@Abraxas747
@n3ther
@quintabrunson
The fact that we have shitty welfare systems in a purported democracy proves either or both of two things: it's not a democracy or most people do not agree with what you said they did.
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@sugarsmorecake
They're also just dancing? They're not fucking, it's not like it's an age-gap relationship
Dancing *in a music video*. In a professional capacity! Seriously...
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@death2weebs
@ChadNotChud
It's crazy how we're getting gaslight by "you expect me to cook my own meals like a poor??"
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@cigmanbodega
@punished_cait
The guy was a Stormtrooper, probably. You want verisimilitude, they probably should've shot him
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@bkonyd
this is the dude who got mad a meth-dealing circuit queen flew him out to Spain, right?
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@GoatsDrinkTea
@austincantdrive
Because it keeps going and they use it more times. Standard practice with novel abbreviations
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@FlourideBois
@1DylanWard
@swamp_dude
@jakubsfantasy
@ishinamalenin
This is more of a justification for murdering people for their stuff than anything else
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@TxRdHdinAz
@dinosaurstrokk
@liverking
@AwakenWithJP
Literally nobody has called you that💀you're just making up a fantasy that justifies the use of a racial slur
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@weadhitter
@NoStrife
@paulbensonsucks
My thing at Starbucks was I just started singing out loud clear across the store. Sometimes hamming up whatever song was on, sometimes drowning it out with entirely different music.
People loved it. I was requested specifically a lot to make drinks
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@jojamDjango
@Orbitron121
@Chinchillazllla
Celebrity culture being what it is, it's harmful. More people should learn that cringe is not acceptable
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@mydixyrekt69
@_Milams_
@SaeedDiCaprio
Yelling slurs is a helluva a way to vent, you've definitely got issues
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@NightOwlXLS
And there was no worry over the hero-worship students had over a suicidally-ideating protag, see also: The Stranger
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