kim possible facts
@kimpossiblefact
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scurrilous boy. not actually kim possible.
Kimsville, USA
Joined April 2020
this will always be one of the all-time funniest twitter interactions
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absolutely blows my mind that some people can be like “ok, time for bed now” and then just go to sleep like it’s no big deal.
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legit thought queen elizabeth had been single this whole time and that prince philip was like her wacky cousin or something.
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wait you tellin me an underpaid linecook receiving no hazard pay during the pandemic fried this rice?.
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don’t feel too bad for the hedge fund managers. if they can’t land on their feet, they have a $1400(ish) stimulus check coming in a few months :). worse comes to worst, they could always get a job that will pay $15/hr by 2025!.
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apple pay would be a lot cooler if it let me pay for stuff with apple’s money instead of mine.
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holy shit i can’t believe he’s gone. RIP elon musk
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absolutely the most insane duo of posts i have ever seen
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its fascinating how thoroughly this website has broken some people’s brains.
@TinkerCunt_ @TateTheTalisman I just get massive (that's a dude) vibes when I see Margot Robbie and Dua Lipa, but that's just my spidey senses going off.
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one of these accusations seems a bit out of place
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calling discord the scam in this situation is so fucking funny
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today was truly a historic day for ratios. easily the wildest of the year.
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my parents at 29: let’s buy a house. me at 29: i could probably get a few hundred likes if i tweeted “clifford’s big red dong”.
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me making $8/hr at a drive thru in 2011: god, this fucking sucks. i hope things are better 10 years from now. god: i can make one of the senators bisexual i guess.
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this is the biggest cop shit i’ve ever seen on this website
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this is like the weirdest thing you can do on this website
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in absolute awe of how good this impression is
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hi there! i’m a random weirdo who doesn’t follow you. just wanted to let you know that i misinterpreted your post in a bizarrely specific way and now i am fucking furious about some shit you didn’t say. could you spare 20 minutes or so for me to explain why this is your fault?.
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biden will never give us a halloween classic like this
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this might actually be the dumbest thing i have ever seen someone get mad about on here
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easily trump's funniest tweet from the past 4 years. no contest.
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i mean, yeah. that's fair. totally get that.
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not gonna spread the holiday inn worker video, but the fact that anyone can claim to care about mental health advocacy and not see the guy who recorded it as the bad guy is staggering to me.
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lmao parler was using a FREE TRIAL software to store/verify all their user identity up until they terminated it yesterday. you can't make this up.
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@MrsT106 @ahmadihamed_ we should probably work on providing those things for our homeless population and also adequately feed refugees from the 20 year war that we started.
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cracking up at a genuine member of the taliban posting this meme and then hiding exactly one reply
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when you view the population of an entire state as pawns
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this dude has the best youtube titles i've ever seen
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barely an hour old. this has to be a record-setting ratio.
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i dont have any idea what this is referencing but lmao
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@KaitMarieox sorry, your dad and i have had consensual sex many times and he often talked about wanting to fuck lil nas x. you should be happy for him rather than claiming this is something that it just isn’t.
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steven crowder saying “looks healthy” as a dunk attempt on elliot page when this is one of his most recent photos is just incredible
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the cool thing about the scotus decision is that the vote isn’t final yet, so you can be a part of history if you want it bad enough.
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just found possibly my favorite trump photo of all time
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i don’t say this lightly: this is probably the lamest post i have ever seen.
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eve barlow going on fox news to complain about antisemitism because people kept spamming her shitty posts with fart jokes has got to be one of the funniest things to come out of this site
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everything happening in this screenshot is so fucking stupid
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it was only a matter of time before the kim possible creator came across this account
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could not imagine a worse norm macdonald tribute if i tried
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OP’s wholesome encouraging reply is so much more devastating than if they’d dunked on the other person.
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or you could just wear your own mask instead of sharing it with a horny goblin
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nice to see people using twitter spaces in new and creative ways
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at what point does his wife say “we get it dude”
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i genuinely have no idea who ben garrison is mad at here, but i am in awe of this uniform
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i cannot stop laughing at these sincere replies chiding what appears to be some sort of famous cat named “jorts”
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no idea what this one is trying to say, but it's a lot of fun.
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will be shocked if these companies exist in 2021. what kind of marketing is this lmao
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