@danidonovan
Making statements like this (where your digressions have digressions (and you nest the parentheses [like it's a math equation {and sometimes switch it up for clarity}]))
and that last bit where it all collapses and you get back to the point is just coming up for air
@ArisBoobiez
@gracecamille_
It's just kind of amateurish on a lot of levels, i.e. composition, technique, theme. "Classical contrasted w/ 'edgy' aesthetics I don't fully understand or utilize" isn't ground-breaking or really even that fun to look at
@rseqrtz
@1followernodad
And those rules are just made up by randos from the 19th century. End sentences in prepositions like we have for all the rest of history
@RollForSanity
@benedict_rs
Nobody works/walks the entire day and night. Even a military on forced march would have time to make fires, boil water (big component of not dying from random pathogens), and eat, not to mention *rest* for a period of maybe three hours total
@NightOwlXLS
Our teachers were myopically-focused on symbolism instead of analyzing the meaning of actual events ("the snowball represents innocence" vs never once addressing the spiral of a youth unmoored from society)
@Wyspywoods
@ch1w33th3d0g
The quieter and more desolate a place is (especially an environment that lends itself to preservation) the more creepy crawlies you're gonna find.
Being buried in deep earth magma along a fault line should be alright
@shut_up_ross
@princessashtray
"illustrate"
are we living in a simulation or did you just fully take advantage of someone expecting not to get called on it🤔
@loveologian
Lil Nas wore a silver thong for the Met Gala
Men don't do that because it's gay, congrats for making the first observation of earth in your time here, señorita poaster
@IronsparkSyris
So much of politics is predicated on "gentleman's agreements" and the disbelief that anyone would actually do a thing that isn't explicitly legislated against.
In other words, let's get more gamers in politics. You want accelerationism, get a speedrunner
@OldElemental
@HelmanDaniel
@haunted4always
Not only is a lot of vegetable matter indigestible without cooking, proper nutritional balance is easier with it.
Tomatoes are a great example! Fresh vs sundried tomatoes taste completely different because cooking is a transformative process.
@edmundpjollio
@TheMerryWolf1
@PinkieToons
Seems like you might qualify, might be a good idea to get one. I know several people whose lives are easier because of something as seemingly inconsequential as closer parking spaces
@itsmeskele
@loobah_l
@caleweissman
It's a standing threat for any future negotiations! People know they'd get no reward and that the companies are more than willing to burn their own money in burning yours
@BudrykZack
@pervocracy
I guess they assume that means it's taken care of already and to say otherwise undermines the union somehow; really, more sensitive things should have more steps for accountability' sake
@twinkophrenia
This feels like such an always-online take. Touch grass, meet and talk atheists and people who smoke weed IRL; they're annoying in-person too 😭
@lemieux62690
@bigwands
@QueerAtHeart
Before biting the bullet on beluga sturgeon, you can try cheaper fish roe: masago, tobiko, and ikura are pretty common in sushi. Expect salty/umami Gushers
@JohnDoe65044945
@nikicaga
@Renarostar
This is the result of lobbying. People with money pay representatives in our government to pass lenient measures for bribes.
This is why we should have *more* government oversight and regulation, not less. Conflict of interest by appointed legislators shouldn't be legal lmao
@Apocalypsimo
@shitshowdotinfo
It's literally their strategy! They've talked about it before. They focused on acquiring new subscribers (people who haven't gotten one yet but will if there's a new, different fad) in the dumbest way possible. It's obvious to everyone what that'd do to retention
@weadhitter
@NoStrife
@paulbensonsucks
They do use confusion but only in stressful, negative ways like confusing store layouts, terrible lighting, overloud music, jarring visual design, etc
@Blueishsky13
@shaTIRED
Half a million streams a day for a song that came out 7 years ago.
So it's still beating out Watermelon Sugar that came out 3 years ago.
@roukuggle
@SmallpolyArt
@Very__Regular
Literally none of those things are true except for the ED thing, which is notably unconnected to pornography.
Y'know what else keeps increasing? The median number of work hours required to stay housed. People are tired.
@sugarsmorecake
They're also just dancing? They're not fucking, it's not like it's an age-gap relationship
Dancing *in a music video*. In a professional capacity! Seriously...
@weadhitter
@NoStrife
@paulbensonsucks
My thing at Starbucks was I just started singing out loud clear across the store. Sometimes hamming up whatever song was on, sometimes drowning it out with entirely different music.
People loved it. I was requested specifically a lot to make drinks