Karen 🌻
@SinisterNails
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Owned by 4 pets, ball of chronic illness/pain and anxiety, crafty artist, nice to managers. I never use my Karen powers for self gain. she/her same on Bluesky
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We could disagree on absolutely everything there is, but I still love your dogs and cats and you can’t stop me.
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@AngelaLovesNY
People saying they hope it’s a skit: I swear half of the ones that ppl come out and say are a skit after are just their husbands making them say it’s a skit to save face.
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Unfortunately Gnocchi didn’t make it. I’m a mess might not be around for a bit idk
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@struttin121
@notcapnamerica
I mean, he’s on a plane so he’s lucky he wasn’t given ketchup packets and rubbing alcohol 🤣
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@tedcruz
@ExpressNews
Exactly, Ted just wants to be able to call trans people by the wrong pronouns then hide behind his law so that it can’t be called things like harassment or bullying.
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If I’m only sexually attracted to David Bowie, what does that make my sexual orientation?
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@trixiehobitz
@MattOswaltVA
Why would I give them my child when God wouldn’t even give them one?
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@TheRealHoarse
I’d rather him know I pooped in his bathroom where you’re supposed to rather than him figure out that I shat in a Walmart bag in my Kia
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@jelly_momm
@ekbrandon93
The memory of his own dumb words bouncing around his skull like the windows logo on a screensaver
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@AnneWheaton
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You shouldn’t feed wild animals BUT Id have a very hard time not catering for my new murder baby family
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@ask_aubry
He didn’t ACTUALLY want to get divorced, he wanted to keep her as a maid/mommy/personal assistant/occasional punching bag for his PMS(pathetic man syndrome). Once she found out and stood up for herself she took away his favorite toy and now he had to make good w the gf.
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@ask_aubry
What a sad state of affairs that I became 10 times more worried for her after seeing the edit that he IS the cop.
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@kamigarcia
It’s about the stigma of periods and the high school doesn’t want her to present it BECAUSE OF THE STIGMA OF PERIODS?!? 🤦🏻♀️
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@iamaroadtrip
Not airing the podcast is a new and interesting way to be told you were right though.
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@mikfarq
@SydneyBattle
…they do understand what toilets are used for right? I can’t stand when people hide their plungers, no one wants to have to ask for it when needed!
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@badboychadhoy
@LizerReal
I wish I could say I feel bad for you but I’ve got problems of my own over here 😔
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@emceelokey
@heyjaredhey
I moved and changed schools in 4th grade. I thought my one classmates name was “Ella Lee” like “Peggy Sue” and other such names...nah I was just calling this girl by her full first and last name for months. 25 years later my guts still twist when I recall it.
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@_celia_bedelia_
Well, I know he absolutely thinks that these exercises take place on the floor of your home or other workout facility 😂
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@clhubes
I am legitimately so happy for your tiny child that I’ll likely never know lol oh internet, what you do to us!
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@GNCordova
@YNB
As someone that’s had to utilize food banks, let me say this: No one willingly selects the sodium-free vegetarian vegetable soup that you accidentally purchased then donated a year later. Seriously just save your grocery receipt and return it, Campbell’s soup is expensive.
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@foxxi_loxxi
Sometimes the bravest men are the smaller ones. My ex was all of 5’6” in thick socks and platform shoes, maybe 140lbs after a big burrito. I’m 6’ and haven’t been 140lbs since grammar school and he was unshaken(until after 😏)
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@Stop_Hammerzeit
@thechosenberg
Omg my friends new boyfriend had a feud going with her husband WHO HAD DIED 5 YEARS PRIOR! He kept talking shit about him for the repairs and such around the house and it’s like dude…you’re not gonna win?
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@colorfullstory
Omg I’ve been following him and his journey for a while on tiktok and idk if it’s weird but like I’m so proud of him for pushing through and sharing all of it. It’s not just learning how to read, it’s healing and caring for himself and his inner child.
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@romabysen
@lukeisamazing
@vornietom
Naaa I bet his Dad said something like “You’re really going to have to wow the board champ!” So it doesn’t count as a handout.
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@ask_aubry
Dudes constantly thinking various types of women working customer service want them when they’re literally obligated to be nice because they’re working.
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@ellle_em
The Mom of the fam, who we’d spoken to before, said “Ok I’ll be by tomorrow around 4 when I get the kids off the bus” That was at the beginning of October. Cat kept throwing up after eating for weeks, finally started to keep food down and chonked up. Ours now 🤷🏻♀️
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So now my notifications are filled with “necrophiliac” and even muting the tweet didn’t help 😂 Oh the problems I cause for myself by openly loving a thin white space oddity that fell to earth.
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@jamesholod
Things like THIS are what I absolutely adore about NYC. Anywhere else it would be off putting or alarming. In NYC it’s just noon.
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@BadMedicalTakes
My friends son had a rogue heart attack at 15, no drugs, if she ever got any answers I didn’t see them but it happens.
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@MrJesseHam
@Pokemon
*eagerly waits in a river to catch raining switches* finally I’ll have one!
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@erinisaway
I hope the third was left unadorned so you could take selfies with it and pretend to accept it 😂
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@mustachetoilet
It’s disturbing to find out just how many people own weapons hoping for the flimsiest reason to be able to use them to take someone’s life. Like for turning around in their driveway, or knocking at the wrong door.
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@twodotsknowwhy
@thejournalista
@BrianneKohl
She’s thinking “am I being condescended to or hit on??”
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@this_is_mallory
I’m sorry I couldn’t get past those nails…did she choose that color or is she the last real chain smoker in the country?
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@oldenoughtosay
Did the previous owner rent the place out because that sounds like a Landlord Extra Special
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@chris_notcapn
Without the paywall. They donated the money to a women and children’s shelter also he was $25 short lol
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@pjspartner
@JessPected
And you clearly didn’t dump “I’m soooo busy, work is hard!” crap on your kids in your time with them like he did.
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@tinaj1014
@Scottcrates
As a designated “tall person”, we’ve mostly all accepted our duty and responsibility to a civilized society is to reach things for strangers. Feel free to ask 😂
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@ellle_em
First of all she should stop calling the bf completely but let’s pretend he’s not refuse for a moment. If anything she should stop calling the bf honey because obviously the son was honey first 🤷🏻♀️ I don’t see it as being a romantic partner term at all.
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@JortsTheCat
😢 they tried so hard. I was in a Ginger cat and Grompy cat group with them.
I had a bottle baby kitten come into my care, he started off dehydrated and distressed and seemed to pull around. Unfortunately in less than a day he took a turn. It ripped my heart out.
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@Kev_Kev_93
@MasonLLL
@sarahcpr
Yeah huge difference between my dogs and most people’s kids, I got my dogs on purpose.
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@ZaraRahim
Oh, Philadelphia has the answer to that! Most ice cream shops here also have Water Ice!
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@clhubes
My cousin had twins, the obvious “are they twins?” Questions made her come up with fun replies. “No I gave birth to this one and since it was the 10th birth that day they gave me this one for free!”
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@alaskastardust
@kirbaqueen
Oh my god I worked at Target for a hot minute and it was horrible. One day my manager is telling me that even though I’m new I’m their best front end associate, next day they’re saying “we might have to part ways *fill in bs*”
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@BiblioRaccoon
@ERnurse86
At one of my last retail jobs there were some we’d refer to as xanadderall specials bc they just had to be on a prescription speed ball. Nothing else made sense.
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@jfitzgeraldMD
Like we’d (the public)JUST heard that PCOS was a thing ~25 years ago. I was 15, having horrific periods, I was written off at my first OB appointment and was due for my next in a few months. I see something on Montel of all places, I call asking to move my appointment up…
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@davenewworld_2
@Mulaflare
Weirdest way anyone’s ever gotten a dog but I wanna give this dude the biggest hug for keeping the pup!!
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@jfitzgeraldMD
Their reply “You probably don’t have it. We’re getting lots of calls bc of that, it’s really rare though. You’re just being hysterical.” 😒Big surprise, I had it. Confirmed with internal ultrasound, blood tests etc. My current OB is saying I don’t have it bc my cycle is regular
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@davenewworld_2
Mmm my coach has not been skipping his glutes! Sorry sorry, it’s been a long pandemic. But being all passively protective and that tush?
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@ask_aubry
Every comment is pretty much “People have the right to set boundaries especially for their children” and then she replies
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@curlyxvegan
@georgie61329
@Imsoswifttheyc2
Something about reasonable expectation of safety as well
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@ellle_em
My former neighbors posted in our complex fb group that their cat ran off while they moved out. If found let them know. I found their cat, she was skeletal I figured out she’d been outside for about 3 weeks. She could NOT feed herself outside. We let them know we had her…
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@theashleyray
I worked reception at a chiropractic office and my best friend laughed her ass off when I told her I’d gotten that job because of how much shit I talk about chiropractors 😂 I’m like “just know when I’m saying “doctor” I’m saying it with the air quotes implied”
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@AndyRileyish
People that love the giant dino birbs and wish they were here, have you never been jumped by a seagull for your pizza??
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@_celia_bedelia_
Tom, Tom, please my dude, if you are mistaken about that just stop and wonder what else you might be completely wrong about!! Please!!!
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@clhubes
Hotel air conditioning is the best. Prepaid and I know where I’m going to be when it’s time is up.
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@GWENsults
@the_tweedy
“Do I need to speak to HR? *sees marker* Or do I need to draw you the best damn daisy ever???!!!”
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@ellle_em
Aunty was seeking a recommendation or an offer to loan it to her!! We cleaned out my cousins Great-Aunts house after she passed and found at least 12 big 3x3x3 boxes stuffed with “romance” novels speaking of tumescent love swords!
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@trampslikeus2
@michaelscat2
Kitten born to a feral Mom rescued from a car engine 4 days prior to this photo being taken. If that’s not love and affection in her tiny face idk what it is! They’re just individuals and you have to be willing to accept them for who they are.
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@oldenoughtosay
Oh there is a maddening lack of pertinent information here but I respect your right to withhold.
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@adamisafox
@alandwilbur
@OctopusCaveman
That’s the cats, we cannot let them speak to the cats ever. The dogs just forget they’re full but they really do love us so they’re our best animal hope.
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@UpBeatSkeletor
🤣🤣🤣 Ok but say those are magical bags and the gas doesn’t eat them...how’s she gonna get the gas from the bag into her car? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Pellaeon112
You can’t keep changing the hypothetical to get the response that you want, it defeats the purpose of asking a hypothetical question.
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@AngelaLovesNY
His wife had chemo that day and he was pissy that his jalapeño poppers weren’t ready in time to eat for the game
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@betterangels15
@sandpiper_the
@mdnij34
Yeah, I love them more than myself but I cannot and will not pay for water filters for a being that spends too much time “grooming” it’s own butthole
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@ask_aubry
Not allowed to have the pelvic fat pad that protects our uteruses forget being chubby, but also not allowed to have defined abs now too.
Being a “real” woman of any value to them is apparently a trick question, it’s impossible and also our fault
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@JDianora
@drewtoothpaste
I’m just infuriatingly confused as to how a brain compiles a message like this.
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@DietAstra
@makeupbyshaniah
Was drunk enough to say things he “would never say” but awake before 10am??? Suuuure.
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@purifyfan
@ElizManresa
@mama_c2
@davidmweissman
Kind men abandon their wife and children in a foreign country after dumping a debt on them??
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@spironoWACKtone
@kevinjkerr
Wegners has been said so much it now takes me a second to remember it isn’t real 😂
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@Chinchillazllla
@Allison_Tolman
My water tube slides and lazy river to and from school dream is pathetic in comparison 😕
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