wife4wife• I’d rather be listening to critically acclaimed 1991 hit “All This Time” by rock artist Sting off the certified platinum album The Soul Cages
@bornposting
He created the nipple batsuit is what he did!!! He was a visionary and a homosexual icon and in this house, Joel Schumacher was a hero, end of story!!
all the "just take the bus" people are reminding me of how when I was in college, I was denied a job after the interviewer asked increasingly specific questions aimed at determining if I could work without relying on our local bus system
walking into somebody’s house, where they pay rent, and trying to dictate how they are dressed at an hour when most people are asleep. every day I am alerted to some kind of bewildering behavior
“I don’t understand what the big deal about the eclipse is”
humans have always been in awe of the celestial. we love seeing what the sky is doin. you have lost your way, homo sapien. remember who you are
the day we had to take my mom off her ventilator, I gave her a kiss on the forehead and told her I loved her.
and she croaked out, “you need a tic tac”
Me (lying next to 4yo as he falls asleep, thinking about the brevity of life and trying to impress this very moment in my memory for when he is grown): I love you
4yo (whispering very softly): Daddy you need a mint
When I was a kid, everyone told me that when I grew up and started seeing taxes being taken out of my check, I would get more conservative but the opposite has happened because I look at my paycheck and I’m like “I pay this much in taxes just for people to be unhoused and unfed?“
People asking how to pronounce Rose Hanbury Cholmondeley, Prince William's mistress' name, when they should be asking why her husband lives in France with his boyfriend.
the wildest thing about this is that I was always taught there were certain topics best avoided at gatherings because they could be divisive, only for family elders to turn around and freely bring up those topics and call anyone who dares to disagree “argumentative“
Laverne, at age 11, has learned that she can nip people to get their attention. It’s cool that she can still learn new things but why are these things never “being nice”
I really do not feel bad for any employer who complains about being short staffed. You know how not to be short staffed. That sounds like a you problem.
Any scam that says “you can’t tell your spouse about this“ is simply not going to get my ass because if I experience even a moment of uncertainty or discomfort, I am complaining to my wife. If there’s one thing I’m gonna do it’s complain to my wife.
In the wild, a raccoon has a life expectancy of about 2 to 3 years, but in captivity, a raccoon can live up to 20 years. It's time to bring them all inside.
I don't want any other major productions about serial killers unless the focus is primarily on the vast number of documented instances in which cops have fucked up investigations into their crimes
Evan Peters is set to play American serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer in Ryan Murphy's upcoming limited series for Netflix titled ‘Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story.’
BREAKING: A 65-year-old man has been charged with second-degree murder after police say he shot at a car that had mistakenly turned into his driveway Saturday night.
20-year-old Kaylin A. Gillis, from Saratoga County, was killed.
FULL DETAILS:
for the record I am very pro public transportation or walking everywhere when you can. but to just broadly say "well simply--" when our society has been deliberately structured to discourage people from not driving is fuckin crazy
If I go out eating and fucking smell Bluerazz or some strawberry shit I’m blowing up the fucking place u can fucking wait an hour to hit that stupid shit
still stunned with the abruptness with which "follow your dreams, go to college, see the world" became "maybe you should have become an engineer if you wanted to have teeth and also a house"
th Nightmare Before Christmas is my favorite movie about a guy who does cultural appropriation so hard the military shoots him with an anti-aircraft missile
"Spanish food is so excellent because it didn't get influenced by other cultures/religions" gotta be one of the top sentences I have read on this website
@simonsarris
@PrinceVogel
Spanish food is so excellent because it didn't get influenced by other cultures/religions.
Olive oil, and bread production is just our base layer. We know cow is the best meat but it's expensive.
Civil wars also made the spanish food be made with simple and cheap ingredients.
please stop showing me the detransitioner poet who dresses like a ventriloquist’s dummy. your dunks are not good enough to warrant the risk of me ever having to see one of their posts
@SamtheNightOwl
A guy I went to college with told me "no one is racist in southern WV because everyone was black in the coal mines." My roommate and I burst out laughing at the absurdity of that statement he got SUPER mad at us because he genuinely believed this to be true
I get the people who are saying that this is a covert attempt at flirting because I’ve seen enough shit like that at this point. But in what world, as the receiver of this text, are you supposed to want to fuck the guy who is trying to tell you to cover up in your own home
thinking about when our system at work went down for a whole day and when we called to ask about it, we were just told it was "a fireball in the server room" and when we finally got ahold of someone else to ask them to elaborate they said "there was a fireball in the server room"
it’s all “social etiquette for thee, but not for me” until you’re mad I called your bluff in front of grandma and had the confrontation you were confident everybody would be polite enough to dance around
Every other week the federal government is standing there with its hand out as I get paid and every time I’m like “dawg what happened to the money I just gave you???“
white women stop putting the word "crack" in recipe titles challenge
your almond flour muffins are indeed bangin, but they're not quite good enough to destroy families and communities
The same exact people who refused to wear a mask because they didn’t want to “live in fear” are so permanently wound up by the news and local Facebook reports of unfamiliar cars in the area that they’re liable to blow you away within seconds of seeing you drive past their houses
@celine_dionysus
Yep. they are Not slick when the next question after "do you have reliable transportation" is "Can you work this shift or this shift (that conveniently falls precisely outside of the run times for the first and last buses)"
@SamtheNightOwl
this was more or less the reading level of at least 50% of the students I graduated with. to this day I cannot believe our school got away with this.
I’m not about to go back and forth with anyone on which oppression came first, the chicken or the egg, but it does feel bad to watch everyone I know say “hey. This is not solely about trans people” for years only for this ruling to come as a total surprise
Every other social media post from a small town is some shit like “I saw a weird guy in Walmart and had the associate walk me out to my car/I found a gum wrapper near my car and was almost trafficked/I saw a new car in town please be careful”
Unsustainable levels of fear!!!!
also like regardless of his intentions, based on all the information we have been presented with at this time, he is telling a woman to cover up in her own home at 3 am. why do you feel the need to "correct" me instead of engaging with what I am saying, which is that that's weird
guys. scroll *one* tweet down and take 5 seconds to read the above reply before explaining to me that it's an attempt at flirting. I see that angle. I have acknowledged it. thanks. but also my only roommate is my wife so this guy and I are clearly in different places
thousands of years may separate me from humans of the past, our lives so different, but we all looked at the sky and were like “yoooooooooooooo” and I think that’s beautiful
I still somehow got a quote tweet on this saying “nobody wants to work“ so it looks like I do actually need to spell it out for those the education system failed: if you give people incentives to work for you, they will apply for the jobs you are offering
RARE SIGHTING: Drone footage captured the moment a moose shed both its antlers in a forest in New Brunswick. The wildlife enthusiast says capturing both antlers shedding is a “once-in-a-lifetime moment.”
@kirbaqueen
YES!!! the place that didn't hire me was Target and sincerely.....if I'd had money for a car, would I have been applying for a $7.25 an hour job at Target???
Just got to the part in this book by John Waters where he mentions that he was on a show with Justin Bieber when Justin said “your stache is the jam.” John offered up his Maybelline mustache pencil and Justin took him up on the offer, I’m losin it
“I can’t believe Twitter keeps changing all these things and not giving us an edit button”
Look at the state of this website. Really look at it. Do any of these people seem like they would responsibly use an edit button
I’ve seen an alarming number of people respond to this with some variation of “I’d kick that cat out/cause it physical harm” and if that’s your reaction I cannot stress how much you do not need to have pets or children
dude in Atlanta saw my West Virginia sweatshirt and said “I heard y’all have terrible cell service” and I was shook because it might be the only truly accurate thing anyone outside the state has ever told me they’ve heard about WV
@unclevanya69
On one hand ok yeah I’ve been here for hours pounding shitty hospital coffee, my breath probably smells crazy. On the other hand I was standing there in the ICU like
I understand that the opioid crisis is really taking its toll on people in the medical field. However if you hate addicts this much maybe pick a career that does not require you to interact with them.
Like even with Dahmer alone (and not even counting all the cops or ex cops that turned out to be serial killers), police literally returned a boy to Dahmer’s place after he escaped from him while naked and covered in blood!