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Buying frozen pizza is such a lie. “Oh I’ll save this for when I don’t feel like cooking”. Surprise, surprise. Day one. Don’t feel like cooking
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*witnessing spontaneously appearing crucifixes as a literal hellscape envelops the land* is this good
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Lol when it’s just the two of us on a walk he spends half the time just staring at me like this
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What’s the point of living then
Just 2 cans of soda per week is too much — even if you exercise: study
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Was pretty weird of them to say this and then the next day go “btw the special project is a horrible illness, not so funny now is it”
Kate Middleton has been working from home on special project, palace confirms
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Being an adult is about acknowledging that bird watching is actually pretty sick and holy shit look at all these little guys
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My favourite genre of instagram posting is “just broke up with their partner of four years”. First thirst trap since 2019. Every story is drinking with the girls. Now they’re in Bali. Now they’re hiking through Europe. Ten more thirst traps. Oh cool now you have a dog.
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When you’re watching a movie with your buddy and you see a really fucked up or dumb guy
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What about dumb actors absolutely not successfully playing smart characters lol
i'm trying to think of examples of dumb actors successfully playing smart characters and am coming up a bit short. y'all got anything?
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But they were all of them deceived, for a fourth Haim sister was made, in the fires of Mount Doom
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A squadron of 7 foot tall Vikings vs iron deficiency: the family
which set of brothers are winning in a fight, the skarsgårds or the culkins
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It’s been fun being all cutesy about cigarettes but I think we should clarify for the kids that deciding to smoke that first cigarette is the worst mistake you will ever make
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God imagine if this is what exploring the entire universe is. Just billions of light years of crap rock planets with an atmosphere that smells like farts. The only place that’s any good at all is right here on Earth. That would probably make me deeply religious.
The clearest picture that was ever taken of the surface of Venus...
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I’m a heroine addict… can’t get enough of strong beautiful ladies
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It seems these days everyone wants the cheap dopamine fix of having children or achieving their goals instead of more genuine forms of happiness such as a lifetime cigarette addiction
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Tobey Maguire was 27-32 during his trilogy and Andrew Garfield was 29-31 during his movies. Tom Holland is 28 and he’s already done a whole trilogy.
Pushing 30 and not having a career outside spider-man is crazy levels of washed
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This was annoying me that somebody could be so pedantic and pathetic in their attempts to critique and I looked it up and creep has been used as a noun since at least 1486. Nothing pisses me off more than people who are sanctimonious/snarky and also completely wrong
My wife is watching MANHUNT on AppleTV, a miniseries about the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. Patton Oswalt's character just called John Wilkes Booth a "creep," in case you were wondering exactly how much work went into faithfully recreating the language of 1865.
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doing a citizens arrest on my 12 year old nephew
We’ll legislate a minimum age for social media to keep children safe.
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And to be clear, it’s not because the first cig is so awesome it turns you into a big hungry maniac immediately. It’s actually most likely to be really shit. Then you go “that’s what everyone’s going on about? Okay there’s no way I’m getting addicted” and so you have another…
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I love games that give you a sense of freedom and choice, where your decisions matter and the consequences reverberate throughout the story
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Drivers when you suggest they don’t murder someone in cold blood for slowing down their commute by 0.2 seconds
Cyclists when you suggest they ride in the bike lane instead of the middle of the road
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Why is mainstream media in Australia just a laundering scheme for flailing cafe owners? If I have to see one more article on this, I cannot be held accountable for my actions
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Looks like you’re defending the child against Satan by using the legendary Shield of Gayness but whatever
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Heidecker getting on Ozempic and getting what looks like a real tan for On Cinema is so good lol. I love when comedians damage their bodies/put themselves at risk for comedy (not joking, we should all aspire to such commitment to the bit)
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Channel 7’s horseshit is already causing real life damage. Just if you were wondering if it’s a big deal.
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Getting nostalgic about my breakfast that I finished 20 minutes ago. Those were the good old days.
Bacon and egg roll with a long black. If only this moment could stretch into eternity
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Gone Girl is very easy to understand. It’s about how beautiful BPD women are worth everything they put you through and you should be lucky to have her hand even if she tried to ruin your life/kill you a little bit
While I think The Killer is more about how his audience didn’t really internalize the message of Fight Club, I think you could make the same read with how people took the wrong messages away from Gone Girl.
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Inshallah brave Palestine will prevail over the evil Socceroos
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Triple J: 15 minutes of the most annoying 20 year olds you’ve ever heard sent by intelligence agencies to demoralise the nation, then a song that doesn’t have a single discernible musical note
Commercial station: 7 of the best songs ever made followed by an ad for Harvey Norman
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@soylongjack
Also just the most overtly poisonous apart from like kratom and shit. Cigarettes very literally suck away your life force.
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*Explaining dolphins* they’re sart of like an evil porpoise
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Pisses me off how much quitting drugs and alcohol is good for you
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I love journalists who were born and raised in Mosman and attended Kings referring to a news story as a “yarn”. Nice RMs dickhead
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@rushiamishima
Yeah first is definitely the weakest but still, Franco just stoned mumbling through sciency dialogue is very funny
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Sometimes you will hear a modern australian indie song and it’s the worst song you’ve heard in your life
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People always make fun of this stuff but maybe there’s something wrong with the industry when it relies almost exclusively on pressuring 19 year old mentally ill drug addicts into extreme sex acts who then either wind up dead or get out and heavily regret the entire experience.
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Schooners should be $5 and pints $8. World’s gone mad.
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You can tell his heart’s never been in it because look at those legs. Thems dancin legs
Hugh Jackman training for his return as Wolverine in ‘DEADPOOL 3’.
In theaters on July 26.
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AFL fans always have a reason as to why their constant booing of black players isn’t due to racism
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Doing celebrity gossip on a non-celebrity rape victim who has had to flee the country to avoid tabloid vultures should result in significant jail time
Brittany Higgins is set to tie the knot with her fiancee David Sharaz today. Exclusive photos from their hotel reveal she has made a bold choice 👉
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Honestly this is so sick. Is he in hell? A shower of blood? That butterfly seems pretty ominous if you ask me. His hands look like claws. Did Yeo just paint him as the Devil? It kind of seems like he’s the Devil
🎨Today, The King unveiled a new portrait by
@RealJonathanYeo
at Buckingham Palace. The painting - commissioned by The Draper’s Company - is the first official portrait to be completed since His Majesty’s Coronation. It will hang in Draper’s Hall in London.
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Basically any good or effective kind of protest is illegal now so I reckon we just go back to not giving a shit about what’s “allowed”
As union members prepare to gather Industrial Relations Minister Tim Pallas says the “action today is not approriate.”
“We’d urge people to get back to work as soon as possible.”
And while there’s a right to protest: “What they shouldn’t do is take action that is unlawful.”
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Only a fuckin American could go to Byron Bay and have this reaction. Shitty hellhole full of millionaires desperately trying to paper over the growing underbelly of homelessness and violence that’s fueled by the migration of bloodsucking lawyers turning all the homes into AirBNB
Chris Hemsworth says he still can’t forgive himself for ‘THOR: LOVE & THUNDER’
“I got caught up in the improv and the wackiness, I became a parody of myself. I didn’t stick the landing.”
(Source: )
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I've seen a lot of posts circulating, blaming environmentalists or "Greenies" for the fires because they "stop backburning". For what it's worth, I asked an RFS Deputy Captain today whether that was true. He told me "it's a load of crap".
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Not very enlightened of me but I still see owning an android phone as the domain of the contrarian nerd
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blackpill time
someone who has a maid and has the gall to complain about how they spend their own money. you’re a disgusting freak
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I heard Godzilla sucks off Kong in this new one and it’s really realistic
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Bro ever since you had that kid 1 week ago, it’s like you don’t even wanna fuckin sesh with the boys anymore
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This is real. This is a real post. A real article. Maybe there is nothing in man worth saving.
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#JustWatched
The Flash
Look I’m sorry guys but I actually liked it quite a bit. It’s got an actual story, it’s about something. Characters have growth. It’s fun and funny and, apart from the desert fight and the snow fight, it pretty much looks like a real movie. Ezra is great.
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Magpies only swoop “victims” who are spiritually destitute or actively evil. These are bad people
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One of my best friends died in a random and tragic house fire a few weeks before final exams. I finished my last exam on a midweek afternoon and went to sit by the lake as the sun came down, at the spot where we would smoke weed. Life is both meaningless and overflowing with it.
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Parents do not let your 14 year old son watch this and 500 days of summer and get really into them at a very formative time. He will try to model himself on these programs and become very cringe for like seven years
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The plan is simple: get Channel 7 to falsely accuse you of a horrific crime. They’ll be forced to settle for a BIG payout
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Wow actually watching this for the first time. Australian journalists I think are actually, not joking, not being hyperbolic, the dumbest cohort of journalists in the entire world. It’s really impressive.
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Just noticed the sun genre of exciting new directors following up their first two acclaimed films with a deflating and confused third
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Growing up is realising there is infinitely more depth in personal small talk than having the same banal conversations about how the universe is really big or whatever
Introverts hate small talk. They wanna dive deep. Share your lessons. Your purpose. Your secrets. The stories of your spiritual journey. Discuss psychology, philosophy, and meaning of life. The talk that connects the mind and nourishes the heart. Soul talk. That's what they want.
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> see guy that’s insanely ripped
> google his height
> two inches shorter than me
> manlet, disregard results
> I’d look like that if I had to fit all my muscles on that tiny little body too
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@bing_fingus_
He deserves at least a million dollars a year and taxpayers should subsidise it if he doesn’t get it
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Yeah just like how I’m refusing to marry Rosamund Pike
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I think every turn in human history since we decided the sun wasn’t God has been a mistake. Like it’s so clearly God
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A couple from uni that got married are clearly divorced because she’s posting like POV shots of the beach with captions that say “nobody can disturb the peace of a soul replenished by nature” and he’s posting gym selfies that say “next chapter starts NOW”
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Mad Max world where there’s still plenty of water but we ran out of Coke Zero and everyone went crazy
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Quietly unliking a funny post after oomf dunks on it for being stupid and evil
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That’s because there was nothing to do back then. I achieved the Halo 3 equivalent of this at age 15 (rank 50 in lone wolves). Basically the exact same thing from a technical proficiency stand point but you dont hear me going on about it.
Michelangelo was only 24 years old when he completed the Pietà sculpture
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Haven’t washed my car in like 5 years who gives a fuck
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One of the worst mistakes I’ve made is assuming that your body steadily declines at an even pace after 25 until 80. It does for a bit and then it drops off a cliff at 30 and then just kind of tumbles down over rocks and thistles until you explode at the bottom.
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MENTAL HEALTH TIP: Every evening you should meticulously review your day and think about all the ways in which you are malformed/evil and should be altered
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Sometimes people do deserve anxiety and depression. It’s not like a chemical imbalance, it’s just that your human brain is unable to handle your evil soul.
Scott Morrison battled ‘debilitating and agonising’ anxiety during his time as prime minister and says without medication could have fallen into deep depression, he has revealed for the first time.
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Probably true but I was a pack a day guy. It’s like any addiction. If you could control it, it would be fine!
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Never because I’m not a fucking idiot who breaks his own shit
Have you ever broken a video game controller out of anger? If so, what pushed you to it?
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We’re so ready to jump in a plane and fly across the planet to see the Grand Canyon or whatever but literally Australia is so goated. In person it will take your breath away. It’s surreal.
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For my international fans, this is a mythical figure from Australian folklore, a sort of antipodean Saint Nicholas, a charming, ruddy figure who delivers asbestos to the grateful children of the country
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@cameronwilson
Idk if it’s sadder being real or a fake convo written by a social media person
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