robnoir
@DocNoirII
Followers
1K
Following
48K
Media
1K
Statuses
13K
ordered a hot chocolate in the Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru and instead of just reading my order back to me she said "You want me to make you a hot chocolate?" and all of a sudden i felt i was back in the womb.
95
6K
250K
this is sick lol
Winona Ryder loves working with the young co-stars she’s been given over the last several years, but there is one aspect of them she isn’t exactly a fan of: their diminished love of film. Read more:
149
4K
111K
this is funnier than anything SNL has ever produced i fear.
77
4K
73K
friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.
114
11K
67K
my brain sees this shit and abandons all higher level functioning in favor of simply needing to click the button
200
5K
61K
Did you know when a guy has sex with a girl that his DNA goes into her bones?.
30
1K
51K
mental image of Nolan on the exercise bike sweaty and on the verge of death and then hearing this. gotta be one of the funniest things of all time.
38
2K
44K
crazy how in Star Wars when you first meet Jar Jar he says "EX-SQUEEZE ME," cuz he's a silly guy and he likes to have some fun. and then in the next movie he's been living on Coruscant for 10 years and he just goes, "excuse me." the city really changed him 😩.
17
1K
28K
Tarantino being so clearly preoccupied with how film history will remember him, instead of just making his damn art, is ironically going to be remembered as a major negative mark upon the legacy he's treating so preciously.
Quentin Tarantino Didn’t Make His ‘Star Trek’ Movie Because He Didn’t Want It to Be His Last Film
280
1K
28K
when ur at a wedding and the dj says alright y'all it's time we played a lil something for the fellas and it's mambo no 5
13
638
13K
yeah and so what. are we really so skeptical and irony-pilled that any attempt at earnestness has to be met with disdain and ridicule.
59
636
10K
i liked in Gladiator II when someone says "your father was Marcus Aurelius. i had the honor of reading his Meditations" -- a little easter egg for the Holdovers fans 😉.
11
429
9K
my buddy's wife is a dietitian and she told me nutritionist is a fake profession, they're like chiropractors basically.
british “people” are playing fast and loose with what constitutes pizza
56
141
8K
without getting too specific, Eggers' film deliberately avoids such contemporary and over-worn vampiric tropes in favor of a portrayal that's rooted in folklore and the occult. it's much more interesting (and scary) than yet another movie about a creature doomed to loneliness.
Lily-Rose Depp was shockingly good in Nosferatu. That kind of acting is not easy. I did really enjoy it. The film was aesthetically immaculate. But I believe Eggers made a mistake in how he portrayed Nosferatu. To me the essence of any great vampire story is that we must have.
19
424
6K
this is not gonna help against the gay accusations but am i the only who notices the wet spot.
82
91
5K
@ZeroSuitCamus is he starting to lean into it lmao. why is he gradually getting more and more gay.
6
14
5K
he needs to stop directing himself.
Bradley Cooper shared his concerns about filming the scene featuring Leonard Bernstein conducting the London Symphony Orchestra. He mentioned, "That scene I was so worried about because we did it live. I was recorded live. I had to conduct them. And I spent six years learning
33
104
5K
i try very hard never to horny post on here but i'm genuinely distressed by this video every time i see it. i need to never see it again. .
36
100
5K
what if tom cruise was 6'2". would he be the most powerful being to ever exist, or was being short a necessary condition for him to become tom cruise.
32
138
4K
honestly i don't even think American Psycho makes sense outside of the period that it's set in -- that type of yuppie doesn't exist anymore, and adapting him as a contemporary finance bro/crypto freak is just totally lame.
23
192
4K
the virgin Tarantino "it's important that I only make 10 movies" vs the chad Scorsese "I Want to Tell Stories, and There’s No More Time".
14
118
4K
generational talent in cmbyn, but hasn't come close to that level of performance since. not really willing to write him off but i don't think he's at all the fully formed actor he's marketed as.
Timmy Chalamet is such a nothing actor, i don’t think i’ve ever seen him in a role where i believed he was a character—he always presents as a guy doing an impression of the character he’s supposed to play.
39
92
3K
he really would've been better off buying Reddit instead.
Does this count as one of the dumbest DiscussingFilm replies I’ve ever seen?
2
59
3K
enough time has passed now, can we all finally admit this was some bullshit
112
52
2K
speaking as someone who did in fact like Megalopolis, the one common sentiment i see about it that i think is indisputably true is that it's actually really stupid.
26
94
2K
wild how Tom Ford, a genuinely interesting auteur with potential to become a unique new cinematic voice, was really just doing side quests. all-time sicko.
13
106
2K
@tnertz @TheWapplehouse @whistlindzl the whole point is that it's fucking stupid to make a truck that weighs 7000 lbs.
3
1
2K
i find it troubling that you all are so baffled over "the late, great hannibal lecter." is it not obvious that trump has no idea that "late" means "dead" and that he just thinks "the late, great" is a neat thing to say about a guy.
13
96
2K
would it be cultural appropriation if i started talking like this
29
88
2K
pissed that i used to feel embarrassed about loving this movie. baz freaked it with this one
42
130
2K
there are girls here taking photos of their boyfriends standing next to the poster LOL. i hope it makes a billion dollars.
8
66
2K
@ZeroSuitCamus random fact about yves klein international blue is eddie raymayne did an academic dissertation on it.
5
21
2K
not a cowboy hat and not an appropriate place to use a semicolon. she did what had to be done.
2
24
1K
@nua_peasant your kid isn't as special as you think he is and, judging by his parents, probably comes across poorly in his writing and interviews. the entitlement is crazy. nobody cares.
0
26
1K
@mavsaviators yeah at first there was a pregnant pause from me being so taken aback. and then i made the face and everything 🥺.
2
2
1K
@PetreRaleigh he went off + he was nobly stealing from the french (grincheux, meaning grumpy).
3
12
1K
this isn't fucking funny, it's just plainly anti-semitic. stop equating Jews who live in New York as being the same as Israelis you fucking morons.
31
30
1K
genuinely can't fathom what kind of tool would get something out of this video. let alone create it.
11
20
1K
@matildae22 yeah agreed, there's not really any good reason to be discussing her body at all.
2
7
1K
If I said…. British movies…. what comes to mind….
5
83
891
@fred_beretta idk, for one I feel like QT himself talks so much about this that "final film" is kind of going to be baked into the way people think and talk about The Critic. also i think people realize Kubrick's scarcity was a product of his method and not his vanity.
7
4
879
he's a literal demon summoned from the metaphysical plane and incarnated into flesh. he doesn't suck blood from your neck -- he subsumes the darkness in your heart into his shadow and then drinks it directly out of your chest. it's a cosmic danger, not merely a physical one.
4
26
904
The Curse is only the second TV show i've seen that understands that chiropractors are all sick bloodthirsty freak fucks.
9
21
822
Driver's performance in Ferrari clears Bradley Cooper's in Maestro, and that is how I know that Bradley Cooper will absolutely win the Oscar and Driver will not even be nominated.
17
25
807
i'm trying to think of examples of dumb actors successfully playing smart characters and am coming up a bit short. y'all got anything?.
Aaron Sorkin on Kate Winslet: “There are a couple of things an actor can’t fake. An actor can’t fake being smart, and an actor can’t fake being funny. And Kate is very smart and she’s very funny.”.
20
14
816
@HarrisonQuinnO guy who sees a hollywood actress defending a pedophile and considers it a victory against woke.
3
7
819
most tragic thing is when someone has no idea that they're not actually smart.
16
15
754
mescal genuinely great in Gladiator 2, convinced the haters are just lost in their confirmation bias. he's very compelling, even despite his character being super lazily written.
19
36
781
im on criterion channel to watch a movie with my mom and she just said aw he looks so cute
0
36
758
@RasberryRazz yeah but also cardiovascular disease has a massive genetic component. having one that young especially would honestly have really little to do with diet, unless they were like 300 pounds overweight or something.
1
0
721