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If Trump takes Leningrad immediately and doesn't siege it, he does not need a single battleground state. This is the way to victory.
If Trump wins California, he does not need a single battleground state. This is the way to victory.
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@hanfjob Only think this would happen if there was also a chance of this bill passing (which there isn't).
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@AlsikkanTV Their friendship is the only reason I give Cranston the benefit of the doubt and believe he actually wanted to do this and isn’t DJing as some cynical move of going viral.
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@mountbellyache There's no way the 3rd story is true. If I asked for recommendations on something and someone just sent me a list of all my favorites I already knew about I'd be more annoyed than smitten.
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@DocNoirII What kind of shot is Timothy doing to illicit any kind of comparison to Kalatozov.
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@NeenyMenyMinyMo @_gliv How often have you sent a $1.75 venmo requests for getting your friend a Dr Pepper?.
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@decoyrobot The realest shit that Patrick Willems has ever said was that you could learn everything you need to know about how the American film industry changed from the 70s to the 80s simply by watching Rocky and then watching Rocky IV.
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@bornposting Honestly a good moment for Aragorn too. He suddenly feels the pressure to keep the fellowship together and keep them moving.
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@SiddhantAdlakha Galactus asking the Fantastic Four if they're ready for him to eat their fucking planet
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@MeganBitchell The 180 degree rule is considered an international law so they're breaking it out of habit.
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@TheAlexSylvian What if they had just released this movie one frame at a time and we each had to make our own flipbooks.
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@ryderskravitz @skimblebanks I've said it before and I'll say it again. the only thing Jane Fonda did wrong was apologize.
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@akirangei @poolsideconvooo I mean I entirely understand why they were dragged fr this, but these pictures would look rad as hell if they were like a poster for a video game or something and not the loss of a cultural landmark.
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@fiImgal Not shocked that the man who asked Michael Bay why they weren't training astronauts to be drillers instead of drillers to be astronauts in Armageddon would say this.
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@BigMeanInternet "TikTok is a Chineses psyop lol aren't I so quirky" no that is the official bipartisan position of the US government.
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@Bi_Hive Bro she was 80 in 2013 if you're not predicting your own death at that point then you're just in denial of your own mortality.
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@NicholasPas5 Are we going to ignore that Jake Johnson essentially just pitched Schmidt from New Girl as his arch nemesis?
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@GoSoundtracks @AdequateEmily It means it's a film that doesn't treat its audience like children so people who are used to movies talking down to them are gonna get upset by it.
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@VinnieMancuso1 And I'm sure it's just a fun Easter egg that they're the direct descendants of the first man to ever appear in a moving image whose identity was entirely erased from real world history.
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@jjdotbiz Christopher Nolan trying to explain human relationships: imagine 2001: A Space Odyssey.
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@jbromovies "But laughing feels wrong". *Proceeds to sing about children dying in a Justin Timberlake impression*.
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@brandotendie As much as I love goofing on Cinema Robert it's a little too unbelievable for him to say anything this negative about an MCU movie.
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@bassbunnii What is your dad doing making 150k a year 🤔🤔🤔. (Hint: it’s probably helping the billionaires who became trillionaires during a global pandemic while millions of people had to choose whether to eat or pay rent).
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@XaviercMiller This is a bit like saying the Unabomber went to prison for writing a manifesto on ecology.
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@mallumadethis @capybaroness Driver and Isaacs kind of continued a more heightened version of their pre-Star Wars careers after the fact tbh.
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@lifein4chapters @Srirachachau That's apparently not a disqualifying attribute for playing Dr Doom.
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@ScaredBisexual *sees one of the most well-structured films in recent years that doesn't have an ounce of fat on it and is still 3 hours long*: "I think it needs more stuff in it".
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@bigmonkeong It's true Leonardo DiCaprio actually owed the studio money after Django Unchained.
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@JarJarFan69 @marysuewriter In case you were wondering what the RT/QT ratio is at time of posting
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@jakebrodes It's the most naked example of AAVE being passed off as "stan culture language" and I know like 97% of "stan culture language" is just AAVE but this one is the most blatant imo.
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@McR1B69 There is one man and one man only who Bruce Campbell is willing to go above and beyond for and that man is Sam Raimi.
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@TheAlexSylvian I'd find it more believable that the Pay It Forward program contributed to under 10% of actual audience members seeing the film.
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@LazlosGhost You're telling me Guillermo del Toro made a movie about a fairy tale set against the backdrop of fascism?!?!.
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@ScarletGodzilla I'm not sure I believe you when you say you know who he is. If you did you'd actually make a joke about a John Woo movie instead of your idea of a "pretentious" movie that he has never made.
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@iknownaama Yeah, but they nail it in the same way Entourage nails the meat head misogyny (by participating in it).
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@ohJuliatweets "I'm not a trained physicist, or trained anything. I'm a self-made man". "I can relate to that". "Really?". "Yes, my father was one".
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@hum_dunkin I was always pro-Walken as emperor but my favorite moment of his is when he's supposed to kiss the ring but he physically cannot bring himself to do it and basically does the bare minimum to not be decapitated.
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@JohnDiLillo The cut the line in the script where he says this to her and she says "Yes, I know. I saw it in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984). It was a tremendously popular film and instrumental in the introduction of the PG-13 rating.".
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@DariushSeif @Srirachachau 1st movie had a full wearable suit he wore most of his shots, 2nd movie had a full top half to integrate a CGI suit into the environment better, and by the time endgame came out he was just wearing a red morph suit lmao.
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@kenklippenstein You probably could've gotten $7,000 by writing this tweet as a piece for The Economist.
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@lishan_c @IllyBocean @vs_cointelpro It didn't meet their standard of including plausible deniability of racism.
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If I were looking for a film that addressed trauma in a more realistic way, I would simply watch movies not made by the Walt Disney corporation. Perhaps even films aimed at adults.
This might be an unpopular take, but. I'm kind of tired of animated films exploring Generational Trauma when the only ending that they're willing to have is "The trauma was resolved because it's the end of the movie now and that's when things are resolved :)" [1/8]
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@jbromovies The fucking cut from Luke in TLJ throwing his lightsaber back to Luke in RotJ catching it 💀💀💀.
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@EPM106 Every time Letterboxd releases one of these "most popular" lists it reminds me when Brian David Gilbert tried to devise an objective formula for determining The Game of the Year, and his winner was Fortnite by a massive margin.
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@PunishedLibrary Glad that Arctic Monkeys GF is taking a hard stance against sexuality in media.
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@vertebraehaver @hum_dunkin Because Star Wars was also riffing on fascist aesthetic with the empire uniforms.
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@GothamCryptid NASA tried to establish communication with extraterrestrial life, but all they got back was this gif
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@Srirachachau God I can't wait until Cronenberg puts her and Pattinson in the same movie again it will be the weirdest movie to ever make $500 million worldwide.
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@CorridorDigital I'll also be taking a shit tomorrow and you don't see me bragging about it.
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@ArielEsq305 @JaneOst_ You argue like a lawyer that has to bribe witnesses to change their testimony to win their cases.
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@indianloonie Saw it yesterday and I'm not surprised (not an unmitigated disaster but undeniably rough).
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