I recut Mission: Impossible - 2 into a silent film. It’s 76 minutes long, all Zimmer score, still has a plot that makes sense, and I didn't cut a single flipkick, gunshot, or slo-mo dove shot.

had to hit the canadian snuff film double feature tonight 📼‼️

would you be surprised to learn that little richard spent his final 17 years voicing various mario characters uncredited and doing no other acting

eagles need to sign him. we’ve seen him run. deploy the imf to stop the threepeat.

they did velma dirty

RT @BirdAppKJ:

@jwordfish The Cook

@joshtenet you’re thinking of elmo in grouchland

basking in the pink glow as everytime by britney spears starts to blast over imax speakers ….

@soonrightaway idc what people say bill murray is still the best doctor who !!

@soapyhadid

@cedarstacks wow. is there anything she can’t do?

the way it was meant to be watched

my girlfriend isn’t ovulating anymore she said the price of eggs is too high

don’t really care if someone doesn’t want to be considered a “political” artist but it’s soooo funny to stand up unprompted to proudly announce “my films are about nothing!”

@fiendformojitos movie of the year

movie so good i had to gatekeep

rolling up to the Heat shootout in my temu bulletproof vest

they acting like nothing even happened