johnny 🪿
@kudosdunce
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don’t say that. Mona don’t ever say that
festering
Joined January 2012
Rachel Sennott photographed by Sam Nixon for Cultured Magazine.
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not even a little.
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writing a cover letter.
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what happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.
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someone pleaaaaassseee do this with me later.
Two bald Eagles lock talons and perform the courtship behaviour called daredevil cartwheel😎
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“it insists upon itself” actually being the perfect way to describe so many things.
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should I kill myself.
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in your 20s a “vacation” should be sleeping on your friend’s couch who lives in a different city than your own. anything beyond that is just greedy and unreasonable.
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wait it’s actually soo disorienting to switch over to instagram rn and see everyone sharing sentimental genuine posts about this KFHSKHFKS WAKE UPPP.
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we literally have so much bigger problems than this but now my day is ruined.
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apparently the first time my grandma ever got a massage she sent a thank you poem to the masseuse after and I’m crying
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Should a dyke and a gay guy try to flirt?.
I moved from a large Midwestern city of 700,000 people, to a rural New England town with 2,300. Ask me anything.
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making a bow out of masking tape is some shit I would’ve done while bored at my library job in college. another three points for luigi.
This girl on chinese Instagram (小红书）says her friend lived with Luigi Mangione in a dorm in Hawaii. The girl herself met him once and says everyone called him "sweet". If he ate someones ice cream in the dorm he would immediately buy a new one.
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Einsteins hair was never laid. Larry David always looks dusty lol.
In honor of Azealia Banks’ 32nd birthday, tell us your favorite moment from the rapper. 💭
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is anyone mad at me for making this lattice topped blackberry pie and fresh mint vanilla bean ice cream from scratch served with a blackberry muddled mojito to tie it all together?
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e would’ve equaled mc² a whole lot sooner if albert had access to these
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bounce on that shit no hands.
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girl since when? NEED to try the NJ transit rewards espresso martini
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me having dinner tn with my friend who is a software engineer for apple and my other friend who is about to start her medical residency at penn
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a lot of yall need to sit your ass down and watch season 4 of family guy before sending another tweet.
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sometimes I worry that we aren’t prioritizing a trip to six flags this summer
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it must feel frustrating af to be rooting for me at this point.
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when a family has more than one gay sibling it’s like were you guys checking for radon in your basement or.
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can someone brainwash me into this kind of personality so I can get a job.
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reminder that you are not the first person in your family to be queer.
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this is where they take your headshot as an ensemble member for the spring musical.
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If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?.
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choosing to believe this gif came first and lana del rey came second
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luigi looking at the camera roll on all these officer’s phones
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zionists interacting with this just know that every last mosquito bite you receive is karmic 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸.
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1h 5m is so.
Jennifer Lopez’s ‘THIS IS ME… NOW: A LOVE STORY’ debuts with 100% on Rotten Tomatoes.
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private school yearbooks are like this????.
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seven.
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@doubtpointv2 probably their uncle who helped get their father a job at the palm restaurant.
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it’s so important to have lesbian friends for when you want to go on a hike.
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btw this is obviously just a joke about the financial struggles of being a 20 something in our modern times…if this doesn’t apply to you just be extremely grateful for what you have and move along instead of engaging hatefully! you have enough already!.
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SHE KNEW
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Things are low key never going to work out for me and I need to just accept it.
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still need to figure out what I’m wearing to the living room tomorrow….
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they should invent a way to apply to a bunch of jobs in one sitting that actually feels satisfying and encouraging instead of bleak and painful and soul crushing. is anyone working on this.
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ducklings after an oil spill:.
It just dawned on me.
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daphne at the end of a long day of infidelity and uncovering dead bodies
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one of these days I’m gonna figure out who she is too.
Suki Waterhouse confirms she’s pregnant, expecting first child with Robert Pattinson.
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timothee in bones and all:.
i’d suck dick at the county fair for what it’s worth.
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hinge wants me to fall in love with someone who is 5’7” sooooooo bad.
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