SPIDERCRAWLING
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Scorpion Twins Forever | @R345746R Ask me for advice
Pleasant Hill, CA
Joined June 2022
I relate to this guy a lot. I also love food and will probably end up killing my self at some point
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Cartoon.
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Idk how to flirt I just told this girl “fine day with you around”.
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Happy Birthday.
beyoncé agrees to perform ONE song at your birthday party. what song would you choose😭?
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I’m always doing stuff like this at my house or even at work.
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I ex girlfriend weirdly hated when I would spill beer in her bed.
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If I was a waiter I’d say stuff like .“Alright and who ordered the smile 😀”.
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Fantastic movie. I wish I was watching this with my ex girlfriend
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The gap in my resume is from when I thought it was over.
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Asking my hinge match is she has talked to other dudes before.
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“It’s over”.“We’re so back”.“It’s over”.“We’re so back”
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This guy let me merge lanes so I followed him home and befriended him.
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I got banned from the citizen app for reporting Dracula walking down the street.
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When you put all your clothes in the washing machine at once
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Stop going to law school we need more hyper realistic painters.
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Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Is Named Ryan.
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They really hit the nail on the head with his name. “Squidward”
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(Getting out of the Uber without my machine gun): Why do I feel like I’m forgetting something.
Chicago rapper Lil Zay Osama accidentally left a machine gun in the back seat of a rideshare that took him from his hotel to a NYC recording studio, federal prosecutors allege.
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This show called Office has me laughing my ass off right now.
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An alcoholic walks into a bar and orders 100 beers. He drinks them all and dies of alcohol poisoning.
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E-daters be like: I wanted to send u that hug gif so badly yesterday.
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quote this with a conversation with your parent.
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