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@venturetwins I really like how AI’s singular purpose has been to make our lives worse. It’s never used to, like, clean up the environment or anything. It just makes it easier for creepy men to disguise themselves or easier for nonces to generate content or easier for artists to lose work.
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@paynushurts I’m not sure the twenty graphic rape scenes in Game of Thrones really needed to be there, no matter how artsy it was. Every time someone proposes those scenes, they should be run by a female director to see if she punches the person who made it before it ends up in the movie.
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@hackersfan95 So many people are like “oh smoking makes you look so hot, look at these pictures.” No. The people in the pictures look hot while smoking because they’re physically attractive. The companies do, in fact, hire physically attractive people to make smoking look hot.
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@OddOblivion don’t worry guys it’s all good he was just joking
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@Jek_Korpen omw to commission some art
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@PunishedFredda Place your bets now: - Arrested by the Indian Navy - Blown up by the Indian Navy - His armour isn’t as strong as he thinks
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@MetaPrime001 @lporiginalg What? Sexual harassment is a major problem in Japan.
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@TheYcOrg @x8is_ But what if the commune also retaliates with minimal force and then escalates until everyone is digging big trenches across the continent and taking potshots at each other? I think the issue here is that you say the corporation has a monopoly on force, which makes it a state.
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@SpaceCowboy9000 That doesn’t really count, does it? I mean these are fundamentalist Christians. Not like, the average person.
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@HughRBrechin Ed Davey is going to launch an amphibious assault on Cornwall.
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@ruff_bluffs I’m moved to tears when the LLM says “In the end, Scrooge becomes a kind and generous man as a result of his visit by the three spirits. This story shows the capacity of all people to change and the importance of being kind and selfless in your actions.”
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@cupTWOst I like to imagine Ethan is just a completely normal man who’s mostly reacting with confusion but they just don’t see him that way.
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@BlzHailfire @heavyfortres The medic can do all his stuff perfectly because of all the red pluses. That’s the secret in medicine. They hold all the power. The medication and treatments are useless.
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@guardiannews I mean, you gotta think from Hamlet’s perspective, here. He’s a medieval man and he’s just seen all the technological might of the 21st century happen in front of him. Probably thinks he saw a wizard. Could you keep acting after that?
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@grandayy @Thafnine If the patient crashes then they can’t complain about it, so there’s no problem.
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@punished_cait I mean, I’d like to make sure that companies can’t track me, but I think going online means you inevitably open yourself up to people who could track you if they spent enough time. But why should I care? What are they going to do, go to my house? That would be awkward as hell.
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@DerekPutin Guys you can’t just go around saying stem people are all terrible because they don’t make art, which is the One True Important Thing, and then hate them when they go and make art too. I think you’re just being catty and rude for no reason.
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@bjack2599514338 He actually revealed he was an older version of MatPat, and MatPat now has a duty to travel back in time and use his videos as a template to create the FNAF series and complete the loop.
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@_Linola @CSMFHT Actually if I was Orpheus I would have taken a shotgun instead of a guitar and been in and out in a few minutes
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@0Son2 @grandayy @Thafnine Yes, that’s what happens to the patient.
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@ModernPatriotWi @BrigitteBandit Wait, a drag queen committed the Uvalde and Allen shootings?
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@KnightsTempOrg @historyinmemes You guys are like a broken record, I swear. Can you stop begging for attention under every post?
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@EvanPlatinum It’s a good and not at all worrying sign that a bunch of people immediately crowd in here saying “ooh yes I’d torture and murder my political opponents!” upon hearing about… a crime against humanity. I’m sure this is not a bad sign at all. Do you guys have hobbies, by the way?
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@yeoseuler they will hook me up to a polygraph and ask me if I love you and I will say no and then they will ask me where I was the night thirteen million dollars went missing from an armed security transport and I will refuse to answer.
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@moatyboy @thetomska me when I’m in a mind warping competition and starlight walks in
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@quendergeer Could just say “you wish you owned a crab” or something back
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@ShackletonCI And that’s about what I expected from AI art. Just continuing to make everything into soulless mass-produced corporate garbage. I hope they find a way to fix this (or, more likely, the NFTbros get bored and move on to the next grift).
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@cheerpoasting @paynushurts Engineers and machinists? What’s that got to do with the price of fish?
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@_maxgranger I love how completely effortless it is for the person in the wizard costume. They haven’t even stumbled.
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@CobraEconomics @pbgomez_ Well, during the Troubles stocking up on guns and ammo wouldn’t have been much help, and probably would have resulted in a visit from the IRA or the loyalists.
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@girickys @peachcrises That’s a good thing
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@venturetwins Yes, because you invest in it and make money off it. It benefits the few people rich enough to have a hefty investment portfolio. The rest of us have to work for a living.
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@MictheMatt @VoicesByZane Look at this art I created. I’m very proud of it. Artists watch out! I’m coming for you!
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@DeanJones69 @BBCBreaking “32 nuclear weapons on course to hit United States, in devastating blow for anti-war activists.”
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@JohnHyphen Here’s a photo of it from April of last year. That’s a visual metaphor if I’ve ever seen one.
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@BenCoInc1 @NoContextBoomer The new third form of matter physicists recently discovered.
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@thetchuck @itsPaulAi It’s tragic how the Beatles forgot to include the rest of the picture when they made that photo. Thank god Silicon Valley is here to engineer solutions to the problems that matter most! By the way, are you in the market for a WiFi connected juicer?
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@deltaVelocity_ In case anyone was wondering how a bunch of backwater rednecks in Appalachia could defeat the US government, here is a helpful illustration.
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@tronsgender @degeneracy_now To be fair, a lot of those are like ten years old and/or will get you serially killed.
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@TomFrankly @ianfotech Biweekly, obviously.
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@realruebenking @BBCBreaking I think the best and absolutely not most ridiculous part of modern politics is how all of it is based around trying to hurt people you don’t like for no reason rather than trying to enact material change. I think this has really improved the country in the last few decades.
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@Andrew_E_Walker @detachment_red The one single time he ever did his job as a safety inspector.
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@lizzylemondrop This is good. It shows societal progress. And if gay marriage is seen as a fact of life, then it’s harder to go back on it by appealing to some nebulous past utopia.
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@ethernethottie @plaidpervert Idk I feel like that’s a little disrespectful? Like, it is still making an identity for a real life person who, as far as we know, wasn’t that identity and would have told us if they were. Like, yes, saying things to annoy people is funny but should you really do it that way?
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@ynnitan @iamharaldur Yeah, because you’re just asking somebody else to make the art for you. The artist has zero actual input in the creation of the art beyond “make me an image that looks sad.” It’s just a way to automate commissioning art.
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@big_d_ronny @hackersfan95 But again, that’s because you’ve been conditioned by movies and TV. They never show the reality of smoking. It’s always like, a superstar actor. When they smoke they do it artfully and sexily. Elegantly hold it and blow beautiful billowing plumes and tap it all cool and aloof.
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@paceyhitman @keewa Imagine having a nice chat about politics and then excusing yourself to go to bed or something, and then you wake up the next morning and see a news article accusing you of being aroused by the prime minister.
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@ComicGirlAshley I mean killing the guy’s cat is full justification for David to go all John Wick on him. That should be the next comic.
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@NoContextHumans It’s just simple survival. Locking his wife in there means the fire is distracted by her and doesn’t notice him escaping.
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@AEM7694 @Talyn777 Don’t tell her to avoid them. They need someone to help them. It’s not their fault their parents are mad.
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@bad2sentence Because canonically Satan tries to trick people all the time, and God lets him. And we know God tests people’s faith all the time as well. Wouldn’t the ultimate test of faith be realising that the Bible is false and that God has other plans for humanity?
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@EgoLikol @twinkophrenia The Twitter zeitgeist has moved on. James Somerton was the worst person ever to live last month. Now it’s someone else. Keep up.
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@sourpatchlyds @EudaimoniaEsq Well, we call it telly because it’s a television, and tele- is very close to telly. It makes perfect sense. We don’t criticise you for saying y’all.
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@masculinesaint @GigaBasedDad me omw out the trenches to go and get rations from god’s green and bountiful earth
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@JihadalHaqq But the “firebomb a Walmart” tweet doesn’t say anything about direct action or chaos or anything. It just points out that the people who say “firebomb a Walmart” don’t firebomb Walmarts, and in fact use it as an excuse not to do anything at all.
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@BretDevereaux They never specified an era so this works too.
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@goofxist @menheraguro Idk. Tumblr and Reddit are just a little annoying and cringy. Twitter, Facebook and the great originator, 4chan, are much worse in terms of impact.
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@stanrunge @venturetwins Not my fault. Tech companies only ever advertise the bad parts of it.
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@bad2sentence Actually that does remind me of a thought I had. I’m not an edgy r/atheist, just to clarify. I have no views on religion either way. But how do we know Satan didn’t write the Bible?
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@TabitaSurge I do think it’s a bit suspicious how a chart made by economists ranks economics as the most valuable degree.
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@skooookum horror story where marie kondo realises her children don’t spark joy.
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@WellbutrinK @my__name__was It’s all aesthetics. Industrial work is good because it’s big strong men getting muddy and throwing machines around and swearing at each other. Historic life is good because it’s beautiful fields and picturesque photos of blonde women in white dresses.
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@catchflames @iHad2GoGetit If the child’s not mature enough to have a conversation with, they aren’t mature enough to understand what they did wrong and will just think you’re attacking them for no reason. If they are mature enough then just tell them where they went wrong. No reason for abuse either way.
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@packard_goose @DerekPutin I think you can just like not read them
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@grimm_j1mm_EX @viperwave Well, it was a support group for lonely men who wanted to date. Then as all the men receptive to good advice left the community, only the men who thought they were inherently unlovable remained, and then it evolved into hating women as a whole for not dating them.
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@Anthrax_In_UK Also, imagine a modern military going hunting for food on the battlefield.
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@LaughsinBritain @alikat54 @BFirstParty Ok? Maybe they don’t want to fight. I wouldn’t, and I’m a fighting age man myself.
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@osamabishounen I mean it undeniably worked. The Blitz just made everyone support the war more but when we did it back to Germany they ended up hating their own government. You can get British people to put up with *anything* if you say something about king and country.
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@widowedtradwife @bobo_circus To be fair if you say A Serbian Film is your favourite you can legally be fired.
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@gf_256 Fix the malware and it prints out an old-timey “WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED, SURRENDER AND WE WILL TREAT YOU WELL” leaflet they used to drop from planes.
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@Shark3ozero The problem with treating climate science as a political thing to be debated and not something for scientists to work out is that most of the people who deny it have such a basic disdain for science that you can’t ever convince them it’s real.
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@Okie_Ukie grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people
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@seinfelddahog we did it reddit we caught the plagiarist
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@HavinANormal1 @bizlet7 Doesn’t the fact that they’re willing to change their views in light of new information suggest it’s a very reliable field?
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@CassidHouse @ThoughtSlime Man, the Daily Mail really is a rag.
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@hackersfan95 @pageturn_ I feel like some social media sites have this thing where the less put together you seem, the more popular you are? Like, if you’re wacky and random and post about going around with a bottle of vodka and a child’s toy and a porn addiction everyone will think you’re really cool.
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@cj_1234_cj @luckartikasari Why do they want it to stop for everyone just because it didn’t work for them? I used to think I wanted to be a lawyer. Would it be right for me to try and shut down all the law schools?
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@historyinmemes She was apparently convicted of “mayhem.” Honestly, I feel like the justice system back then was just a competition to see how ridiculous they could make the names of their crimes.
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@GaslightGrandma @junko_apologist @Chicken_Face1 Did they try asking Stalin very nicely?
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@discoscooby The science department is usually also falling apart. It just looks better because they put a lot of funding into it ~50 years ago. If you want to see luxury, go see the business and economics departments.
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@FunfactsSp39773 @hackersfan95 But the question is would it be visually cool if there weren’t a bunch of movies showing hot people smoking on moonlit highways or gruff badasses smoking in a bar or wizened cowboys smoking before they shoot someone? If you didn’t have that mental association would it look cool?
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@caibyy I mean the optics of a private jet like that aren’t good. They’re universally associated with rich excess and celebrities jetting off around the world on a whim at the expense of the environment. I get he needs a dedicated vehicle but maybe one that looks different?
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@willwordforfood @PopulismUpdates Why do you think the crowd was cheering?
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@VVV13Glasgow @bmay He is absolutely a tourist attraction, though. Like they sell merch and everything. He’s definitely got two roles, and one of them he does a lot more.
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@JayBauman1 Idk man, this just seems really disturbing. They’re just screaming in pain. That’s a bit worrying to me. Sorta reminds me of reading those WW2 stories about people assigned to clear out fortifications.
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@jardiniernormie It’s not “the idea that he cares” it’s the idea that a god who invented the entire universe would be specifically repulsed by gay people. It’s just a silly idea.
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@eudragonfire @punished_kres Oh I forgot you guys hated cities. Man you guys just hate everything. What places don’t you hate? America’s weird.
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@eventualforever I mean the second time around it was supposed to be really uncomfortable so it worked well. The first scene was entirely irrelevant and just an excuse for Nolan to show a naked woman.
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@angryaboutbikes Well, coffee is a laxative
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@DripDecay @h0mmelette computer’s dictionary doesn’t contain the words “Taylor” or “Swift” so it flags it as a spelling mistake.
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@kisstheblade_ I don’t like how catty everyone is on Twitter but I also don’t like professional take-havers more so I fully support this.
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@yoruni103 @DumbSMTFan No, no, zoomers are like 7 years old. Of course they are. Because if they weren’t, if many of them were of drinking age, it would mean that millennials are old. Millennials aren’t old. They’re still young and cool. They don’t have to deal with the passage of time yet.
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@kommanderkarl Yeah but it’s not really good optics for a candidate for the US vice president. Plus, I don’t see why anyone would want to buy Nazi memorabilia anyway. You could buy British memorabilia.
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@poptwats woman to her man:
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@YigalEPW @hbdchick What? That’s not what she says.
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@LawSelfDefense @EM_RESUS So… does that mean America has a comparably low number of rapes per capita than the rest of the world?
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@MorganLiam19 @jordanbh02 @realstewpeters He didn’t lay a hand on her. He shouted at her.
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