@SPAConCrack @jws08050 @mrmthrope @patty01092925 @hartgoat You gotta stop listening to the media, man. They fearmonger about everything. They would have you believe everyone outside America lives in abject misery.

@jws08050 @mrmthrope @patty01092925 @hartgoat Per capita knife crime rates are higher in America too.

@no_earthquake Oh my god it’s so annoying how much Americans complain. I’ve got to know every little thing about every little problem in America because they won’t stop whining. You’d think they lived in a dictatorship the way they speak.

@mrmthrope @jws08050 @patty01092925 @hartgoat You’ll be horrified when you hear about US knife crime stats.

@jws08050 @mrmthrope @patty01092925 @hartgoat Freer and more civilised than the United States, that’s for sure. People in Britain are safe and protected.

@AZ_Twilight @PhilsRazor @hartgoat Jesus fucking christ rapists don’t even need to lie. They can just post a picture of a woman in distress and everyone in the comments will write fanfiction about how she’s a horrible evil manipulative witch.

@breakingbaht @PhilsRazor @hartgoat How do you know she was lying?

@mrmthrope @patty01092925 @hartgoat @jws08050 Because the UK’s a civilised country.

@poojavnair But vegetarianism is a moral thing. They think it’s wrong to cook and eat meat. I’m not obligated by any moral code to eat meat. I quite like veggie meals because they’re cheap. Plus, I don’t trust someone who’s never cooked meat to handle cooking meat.

@magionline_ All of these pale in comparison to the ultimate cutesy weapon, shotgun-with-a-ribbon-tied-to-it.

@TekTheNinja @vuwwen Last resort after too much bad luck with dating.

@niahdarulaa @modernlilithh @killkodak I think most people would barge into irritating artsy types if they could.

@jamesstout I have to know. If you’re in a shootout with police and you win, what happens? Do they just ignore you? Because I see all these things online about tannerite gnomes and tesla coil trees but surely they just keep ramping up the response until you’re fighting AC 130s?

@Rockybalbonga1 But it’s funny. Horror movies show the brutal reality of the uncaring universe and the animalistic nature of man against the foolish “civilisation” of humanity. Shooting them with a twelve gauge is therefore hilarious.

@LolbitStormy31 Yes there is. The Highway Code has this as a scenario and it’s BCA and any other answer is illegal.

@NoContextHumans It’s BCA. That is literally the law. If you do it any other way you are breaking the law.

@BigChromie I suppose it’s like, you’re suffering and you’re poorer so it’s your fault for voting for morons.

@hangryliving Okay but it’s only five people, right? Like surely a lot more people have died in some other crime.

@GreasyPixel @SeanMcCarthyCom If you slap “pod” in it you can charge at least 3x the price.

@Bug_Hall @TinkyDooo If you’re that poor then why not let her go and get a job?