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i’ve been taking some notes
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4 months
@ErinChack careful, gary gulman joked about this once kind of
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RT @PleaseBeGneiss: i love it when i stump the IT guy. aha you thought this would be a quick ticket. just remote in, click one button, and…
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RT @DrakeGatsby: Me: I wonder when my package is coming FedEx: Today! Me: But it’s 9:00 PM and the package is on the other side of the c…
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@NILES100 it’s fucking great dude, hang in there. looking forward to the day the full thing gets realized
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RT @Baileymoon15: i love when my guy friends like sydney sweeney’s instagram posts…go get β€˜em king
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love that they lock up condoms at all stores now. like hey man can you use your little key over here. thanks bro. is it cool with you if i might have sex tonight
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RT @MNateShyamalan: Excerpt from my fantasy novel. Reminder to editors: new authors pour their souls into their manuscripts. Feedback like…
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6 months
@hollowearthterf heres the thing is he can just try being normal and expressing his insecurities. β€œi appreciate the sentiment, but it did hurt my feelings a little bit the way you phrased it. i know you didnt mean to :)” instead of throwing a tantrum
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RT @2Saddington: how it feels checking my daylist
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@carterhambley hell yea thats carter hambley
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RT @Grosdoriane: gravity., i wanna see them eggs and peppernonis dance
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7 months
@NILES100 hell yea dude congrats, well deserved
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@DrakeGatsby @ronnui_ huge W for the boys
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RT @DrakeGatsby: We them boyz
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RT @MNateShyamalan: tik tok algorithm: you are a 5’11” white male with a birthmark just below the right elbow. here are some ads ig algori…
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@chunkyfila worried i’ve never actually experienced passion at this point
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