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ive never seen sonic hog hedges imo he's quite generous
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Pete Davidson has reportedly hired extra security after Kanye West threatened to beat him up
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netflix’s death spiral is the most entertaining thing they’ve produced in years
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this genuinely might be the most "how do we not say a cop shot someone" headline ive ever seen
California teen killed by bullet after LA County deputies open fire on charging pit bull, sheriff's office says.
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My dad, a practicing attorney for 40+ years, read the Nestle & Cargill rulings and goes “this is a blueprint for how to get away with slavery”
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how soon after someone tells you their best friend died can you open the redbull you had your finger on the tab of before they told you
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The guy I follow who is tattooing his entire body avatar blue is making some good progress
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age 14: guys, watch this i'm gonna jump off this wall [eats absolute shit and gets up like its nothing]
age 25: [googling 'is the way i'm wearing my guitar strap hurting my back']
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[me on an average day] i’m a terrible human being
[sees a reddit screenshot] i am the most normal and well adjusted person to ever live
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Chris Evans’ Buzz Lightyear in Pixar’s ‘LIGHTYEAR’.
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I joined this website to read dril tweets 8 years ago and now I'm a communist
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[me flooring my car's accelerator] there's a ton of car crashes every day. may as well do one on purpose
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everytime i read baudrillard i end up thinking about how this is probably the easiest to grasp example of hyperreality:
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I respect the fuck out of the decision that MF DOOMs loved ones made to be able to mourn in private
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why does hillary clinton look like she's recording an hbo comedy special in 1986
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barron trump in an all black body suit for halloween is nothing short of living poetry
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[describing my ideal world] so there's still nazis, and there's still people who desire revolution because of how they're treated by society
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the cia admitted to editing the script to a meet the fockers sequel and you're still against 'conspiracy theories'
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everyone i know either works a job where they dick off online for 1/3 of their day or are standing in a hot kitchen for 10 hours
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me at 14: webmd says i have lou gerig’s disease. i’m going to die
me at 27, 4 drinks deep on 40mg adderall: i think i feel like shit because i have an inner ear disorder
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(mom asks me if i’m dating anyone) well there’s a couple girls online who i’ve never talked to who like a suspicious amount of my tweets
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Johnny knoxville has big “lesbian who teaches foucault at a small liberal arts college” vibes here
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the capitalist mr krabs surely does not produce the better burger, his penny pinching and exploitation knows no bounds. plankton, guided by a burning desire to fulfill an existential urge, seeks perfection. we are told the story from spongebob, an unreliable narrator.
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DHS went into a tattoo shop in salt lake city yesterday asking artists to identify protestors by visible tattoos (shop and artists refused)
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cain going "am i my brother's keeper?" is like the hardest line in the whole damn bible
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rome surely not built in a day. but i bet you there was a specific week that had guys going “this is really starting to come together”
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I love when I randomly remember that the ‘MS’ in ‘MSNBC’ is for Microsoft and that this reads like a shitpost even though its true
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so many bonkers things about the eviction moratorium being lifted, least of which is that 47 is considerably more than 17
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the true victim of right wing immigration policy is [squinting] produce
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@Rexicon1
My dad’s a pretty typical npr / new york times hopeful liberal and I’ve never seen him as politically hopeless as he was talking about it
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Emailed noam chomsky to ask about going to pride dressed in al lleather holding a dog bowl in my teeth and he killed himself
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here's the ceo of GE, a company that gives money to jim inhofe - a senator who believes global warming is a hoax
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(me getting pummeled by a cop) wow im getting pummeled by a nazi cop
Nazi cop: no it’s actually not a nazi tattoo
Me: wow i’m getting by pummeled by an idiot too then
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1992: Then president George HW Bush gets slammed by the press for not knowing the price of milk
2018: Second richest man alive is cute for thinking pizza rolls cost $20
Bill Gates is adorably terrible at guessing the cost of everyday groceries
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why don’t they talk about jacking off on lost. i’m 24 episodes in they’ve been there for several weeks and no one has been like bro gimme a sec i gotta honk pud
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@chiweethedog
I hate that i actually am kind of bothered by this! I fill up a pocket notebook every week and don’t expect privacy but would not expect someone to tweet a photo from if
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the nypd's budget is only a hair shy of $1000 per living person in the entire city
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the original 1979 nickelodean logo features a dude blasting a rail off the logo
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in the early 2000s fox consistently aired the most insane, offensive, vile shit to ever be put on tv and it was fucking amazing
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i don't know where / when this sign is from but its surprisingly honest about only caring about overt forms of white supremacy
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they haven’t remade forrest gump because they can’t figure out a tasteful way to make him the center of 9/11
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[extremely centrist voice] trump isn't going after the NHL because of the large number of russian players (thread) 1/48
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high "i like the design" to "i hate the message" ratio going on here
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there’s too much going on here for me to figure this one out
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baudrillard’s framework uses 4 steps in creation of hyperreality:
- a basic reflection of reality (mario)
- a perversion of reality (luigi)
- pretence of reality (wario)
- no connection to reality (waluigi)
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His main thing is fixing up an old silver schoolbus and it’s way cool
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if there were such thing as a good billionaire one would have funded a complete overhaul of flint's water supply system
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new topographics influenced photography is the brutalism of photography and i'm obsessed
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its unreal how funny patti harrison is on i think you should leave
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It’s not my job to educate you,[wholesomely turning to camera right] it’s my pleasure
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benedict cumberbatch is not aging well
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i'm sorry i know the actual content of this tweet is sad but this is a fucking dril tweet
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