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@RudyGiuliani
brought an actress to his fake hearing.
She also was on probation for COMPUTER CRIME after plea deal to drop 'obscenity' charge.
They are so bad at this.
@MeghanMcCain
Meghan, have you ever wondered why all the View ladies get so annoyed with you?
Haven't we learned expertise in one field doesn't guarantee succuss in another? Fauci* is an epidemiologist. We didn't see bigger numbers after protests bc most were masked and outdoors. That's it.
@jamesstout
@likethe_whiskey
Non-zero chance he crossed the whole page out and wrote "I'm basically already a soldier. I have more confirmed kills than anyone in Basic! Therefore I shouldn't have to do it. I await my promotion and/or medals for my service."
@MNateShyamalan
It's starting to seriously freak me out how many ppl in that movie with me were like "ah, obviously this is pro-bomb."
That Jurassic Park take is why I hate Jurassic World, by the by. Completely negates the point of the first movie if they tried another park.
@AngryBlackLady
To answer the question: about 10 yrs ago, Pizza Hut switched, dough made fresh for Pans to frozen. There's been a noticeable quality drop since.
Also around that time, they got way more intense about toppings. X number of pepperoni, exact cheese amt, etc.
Source: worked there
@fleMitchfilm
I really dug this show, still surprised it got the axe. The second season got a bit weird but it was still pretty solid.
I'm convinced it was Netflix fuckery, of the type that led to the strike. Like, signed a contract for 2 seasons but didn't want to renegotiate higher pay.
@Writer_Luau
@cotupacs
Oh man, I accidentally gave you a like bc I thought you were saying how awesome she was here. Bc she is/was being fricking awesome here. Anyway, I think you're the weird one for caring.
@chandlerjdean
And they chose Hasan Minaj over Roy, with the moment Hasan's having right now... ๐ฌ
Kinda like when they chose Trevor Noah out of nowhere too. He ended up being alright, but. Very odd management decisions.
@Richwcleve
Her story never ceases to amaze me. And to put up with all this heat and scrutiny here after all that, she's a dang saint. Glad she's there. (And love these freshmen!)
@JeremiahDJohns
@RHCollier
Might be able to add something, as someone who eats mostly frozen meals:
I don't react well to all of them either. Like, a bunch use spinach as a basil substitute, which my stomach hates. So I just... don't eat those ones. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Histamine folk need to be reading ingredient lists.
@Komaniecki_R
"No, no, it's note, rest for thousandth of a second, rest for thousandth for a second, note, rest for two thousandths of a second, note! Did somebody not practice this enough at tempo?"
@TheRealHoarse
-I found out I'm in wave 2 of vaccinations this week! Not sure when.
-I thought I burned out the "love" part of my brain. The final week of Trump's presidency, I learned I was wrong. I have a crush for the first time in forever!
-Boss told me I'm better at my job than I think!
@gothspiderbitch
True. OTOH, he clearly didn't want to be thought of as a victim of s--cide, hence making the elaborate plan.
The worst part is, most ppl who don't use a gun or other fast ways end up wanting to live. I hope he didn't suffer too much. Starving would be a painful way to go.
@SaddestRobots
@AFP
@AFP
Why are you giving a platform to this group? Read those articles; members pretended to be border agents to โfundโ the Minute Men w drugs.
They didnโt find drugs, so they shot a 28yo man, his wife, and their *9yo* child.
But at least the leader salutes helicopters, right?
@neil_abrams
@Copernicus2013
@BillAckman
Part of fascism is discrediting traditionally respected institutions. That's what this is. Bill is a fascist and is using his money to forward that view.
That's why Gay matters but his wife doesn't. Wife is on The Right Side. Also why Bill is "protag." Classic fascism.
@ori39_
@reneecallier
I think this is right, but it's also weird to go from that no-sex headspace, to the post-virginity headspace, and find that nothing has changed.
Like, having sex didn't make me more mature. It didn't improve my self-worth. It's a false promise. (I hate trad Western masculinity.)
@JustinFiala
@sukarma49
@GirlEbola
@stept_kstept
@GretaMurphy16
@sweetdoodmd
Way OT: Not coming at you at all, Dr F, but I'm pretty sure I never would've started smoking if all this was specifically explained to me up front.
Anti-smoking stuff is too abstract. "Here's a smoker's lung" vs "smoking physically changes your lung cells to make them useless."
@sophigarrett
@drskyskull
One of my buddies lives near a bro-bar I have to pass to get to his house. I went over last night and it was *packed*, with no masks in sight. 300+ ppl.
It's like this dissonance my brain can't process. "How?", "why?", and *scream at the sky* all compete at the same time.
@miniondeathcult
"very few coed clubs" = "I don't want to try anything new or interesting, and the only other ppl like that in college would be other dudes like me."
JFC, start a new club. Stoners club. Gaming club. Anything. Ugh.
@Very__Regular
The reason JANITOR people are so bitter is that YOU (I mean YOU) cannot rationally describe the problem:
You: I frew up.
JANITOR: Is it spit up or projectile vomit?
You: I dunno, I frew up.
JANITOR: is it possible you just threw up a little in your mouth or do I need sawdust?
@ddayen
@TheProspect
"don't think we quite got there"
Agreed, you didn't get there. And the result was a puff piece for one of the most dangerous ppl in media. The racism, misogyny, trans- and homophobia, stuff, that couldn't quite make it in, but a swipe at Jill Biden did?
Do better.
@Shatter242
@diaphonous_doll
@thegunchman
@datadan777
@1010surgery
@ryangrim
It's an ethnostate. Rape is worse than murder if you're trying to keep bloodlines pure.
On top of that, it essentially says "these animals aren't human," therefore it's fine to kill all of them. Same w beheaded babies, which is why the truth or not of that was an issue.
@academic_la
@april_harding
They've had control of both houses of Congress for 2 yrs too, Senate for longer. Plenty of Republican power, they just use it for tax breaks for the rich and protecting Trump. Mitch McConnell isn't an institutional power? Lol.
@perfectrose2011
@cosign4sarcasm
I think this may be the nicest thing I've seen someone do for another on this platform. Got me to misty eyes in 4 tweets. Golly.
Angel, I'm so sorry for your loss. Sincere condolences, as much as those help. :/ And Wendy, you are a beautiful person. Thank you both for sharing.
@Patty0279616474
@hausofdecline
Yeah, I related to it too but not about my gender. Was wondering what that was. Autism makes sense.
(I used to think there were secret codes that other ppl used to communicate. Like, if you just said the right combo of words, that's how you make friends. Lol.)
@info_dumpster
@dodd_just
@meteotek
@meiossauro
@eventualforever
This is a great explanation!
For ppl who are like "how does this not go wrong," it does! Dust can hit the needle, records warp over time, needles dull.
Audio tape became more reliable than records. Same concept, but magnetic waves instead of needles and grooves. Audio is neat!
@joshtpm
@andyratto
You're putting in impossible conditions tho. If they were seriously considering NG, they wouldn't talk about it publicly. That would allow protesters to prepare.
Shai Davidai has called for NG too iirc. He's a prof at Columbia. I'm blocked tho, can't check.
@TheWapplehouse
People yelled at Cage to get the hell out of town during the first performance of 4'33. I like to think he would've been delighted to hear JM forced to listen to protests.
@KlasfeldReports
Just want to say, Adam: good on reporting this the way you did. Didn't repeat his words, kept focus on the report (he posted to deflect from it), kept it in context. Well done.
At least one journo learned something from 2016-2020. Sheesh.
In fact, a pain doctor who wouldn't increase my buddy off of 5mg Vicodins bc "drugs" pushed my buddy into heroin. He couldn't work anymore bc the only time it didn't hurt was on the nod. And then we found him OD'd.
I hate our current system.
@herefortheshort
@minimaxir
Reddit has a connection called an API that allows access to some of their internal backend stuff. For yrs, they encouraged others to come up w apps using API to browse Reddit.
Apollo is one of those apps. The CEO gave them a month to pay $20 million or get cut off. 1/
@What46HasDone
@jamiedupree
Not a huge fan of Christian but big "let them fight" energy. I don't even mind that he's using this to stop getting dunked on for finding out FL isn't a paradise compared to CA.
As Winston Churchill showed us, an awful person being good at the right time can change history.
@EWErickson
Or you could, like, engage in some self-reflection about how your party got to this point and maybe how you were a part of it. You know, I'm sure a lot of ppl who dig you also dig Trump. Purely coincidence?
@RussOnPolitics
@realDonaldTrump
I recently read an older article (I can look for it if you want) that was saying Trump's economic plans are all based on consistent 3-4% growth. He started at 4.
Which, of course, has never been done in the US to my knowledge.
He's not good with money. Surprise! ๐
@metroadlib
Singing in a full voice while you take care of children. Getting said children to listen.
Not being deaf after firing a gun in a small area.
Might be controversial, but killing someone. It takes approx 8 min to choke someone to death. Constant pressure. Also, cutting necks.
@adeeperher
@JonahFurman
Truly, I don't mean to harsh your vibe, but if you got "instant relief" from therapy, you probably didn't need therapy. Therapy is re-routing pathways* in your head.
(*So for example, if you got PTSD from a sex crime, it might be hard for you to enjoy sex. Therapy helps w that.)
@fakehistoryhunt
Was wondering how he knew of that obscure weapon, and tbf this pic does look like that. (It's pretty obvious in pics of actual urumis that there are visible cords in an urumi that are not present here.)
@baseballcrank
Except it celebrates the day we declared independence... for our federal govt. Founding Fathers knew signing it was a death sentence.
Stop trying to make this more than it is. Other ppl are making sacrifices for you. Wouldn't hurt you to be patient a bit longer.
@AlanWattRIP
@TheMcKenziest
Similar anecdote, I had to quit pot to get my psych meds. I don't get tested tho, thank god.
Sober ppl who haven't used a drug shouldn't be in charge of when we users get our substances regulated. Like, pain doctors should be using all available methods, not cutting off.
@herefortheshort
@minimaxir
The community didn't like that, so the site went dark.
Why is it happening? Reddit has an IPO coming up so they wanted to max revenue streams. They did that by killing Apollo, who the CEO is calling a "competitor" here.
That's a very short version minus a lot of details. 2/x
@No7Sammy
@Glinner
Def normal for a 50+yo man to have pre- and post-transition pictures of young ppl on his phone solely for the purpose of tweeting at them. Very normal and definitely not a weird sex thing that he destroyed his entire life over.
Hi from the States, Graham! Maybe look inward?
@GpaHess
@mkraju
A majority of constituents wanted Hillary to be president. The US would be born again, if McConnell would even take the House bills to committee. All stuff we want.
McConnell legislating on his own, then expecting Rs to fall in line is what made McCain do the ๐. Been like this.
@HipHopAllDayy
@ThuggerDaily
That's what I keep thinking. Even w the vids, I can believe he made stuff up for relentless cops. That's reasonable doubt, and it affects his entire testimony. Soooo what are we doing, exactly.
AND we still don't know what happened at the ex parte meeting.
@edzitron
I had this idea when I was very young, and tried it on my dad's portable electronic poker thing. I lost, and learned from it.
Totally tracks that I was smarter than Elon/ppl who love Elon at like 8 years old. Also, it's not fun or cool, it's just annoying, which also tracks.
@TheKingAdRock73
@jorgezzip
@Victorshi2020
Nah, you need to check. They gave him a deal that said he would plead guilty to listed crimes and not be charged w more. Then at the hearing, prosecutor started talking about additional crimes down the road (voiding the agreement).
Facts don't care bout your partisan feelings.
@shaunmmaguire
@Brandon_Bird
It is not the child soldier's fault they are a child soldier. If they had other paths, like scholarships to Israeli universities or literally anything beyond "child soldier", they'd probably take it.
That's why a lot of ppl call it a prison. There's no way out.
@Esqueer_
I mean... doesn't she have a legal duty not to attack protected classes as a government official?
Could we escalate this to a FedGov discrimination suit? Or is that not how things work.
@ktoxxx_
@DWUhlfelderLaw
So wait. Could Dems delay? Is this a 2/3 thing? (Sorry if this is a basic question, I am grieving for the fifth person this year and my brain isn't great right now.)
@wyattreed13
@P_Kallioniemi
Try googling some journalists who don't 100% agree with you. Ukraine has some Nazis, yes. So does the US, and Russia is so Nazi-ish that they're currently redoing Lebensraum.
Like, Russia is stealing Ukrainian children and you're out here like "Russia's the victim here guys".
@gothspiderbitch
That's so sad. I mean, think about how caring that is. He couldn't go on living, but he wanted to make sure the people who loved him could. Seems like a good dude. Poor guy.
Depression sucks.
@Brobinso54
@DannyVegito
@benadrylnchill
You just unlocked a memory I'd suppressed, oh my goddd. I remember thinking how it was a really good representation of sexual tension/awkwardness between adults. I guess I know why now! Ugh.
The Pamela stuff was so good at times tho!