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Sober enough to know what I’m doing, but drunk enough to enjoy doing it | 185 days played on Elite Prospects | American

27x BOTW | 15x BOTW HM
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Genuinely one of the most insane statements I’ve ever heard
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"Congratulations on like, arguably the best career that anyone has ever had in the history of any sport ever." -Megan Rapinoe to Sue Bird 🗣️
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@MidRangeMitch @6_mavs77 She isn’t even top 5 all time in WNBA scoring, that statement by Rapinoe is extremely disrespectful to women like Serena Williams, Simone Biles, etc, let alone men who have accomplished things like Michael Phelps, Usain Bolt, MJ, Lebron, Muhammad Ali, etc. Hope this helps!
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@SteadyLeddy04 So disrespectful to Serena Williams, Simone Biles, etc lmfao
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@MidRangeMitch @6_mavs77 Well it’s objectively wrong and an asinine thing to say because it undermines a considerable amount of other people so… no?
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@HaskHole She has almost 100 more games played than everyone ahead of her, Diana Taurasi has 3000 more points and averages more assists 😭
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@Parlay_Y9 I’m pretty sure they’re engaged brother
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I fear I may be entering Phil Mickelson mode this weekend
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It’s Saturday. Act accordingly
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Mom is tapped in. Let’s have a weekend folks
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@BluesFanReacts @NHLBlackhawks Imagine wanting attention online this bad
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@BigHeadHcky Yes they would definitely put Malkin, Crosby, and Guentzel together with two offensive RD 👍
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Edward SeltzerHands. Let’s roll
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@JeffTinnea Ya I’m definitely in the minority here Jeff, the tweet has 64,000 likes on accident
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@jpolly22 Pretty ironic tweet coming from a guy who left the University of Winnipeg to move to Toronto to finish school then ultimately live in Toronto, you get the attention you wanted yet?
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@BigHeadHcky Interactions were low tonight eh
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My weekend perfectly summarized
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You are officially not allowed to lay clean hits and make a name for yourself in development camp because the random Twitter journalist who’s never played the game said so!!!
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There is no reason for Nolan Dillingham to do this during a scrimmage, especially at the expense of one of the Leafs top prospects. This is how you lose a contract, not gain one
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Solo bar mission before patio hopping to get my mind right. Static stretches, visualization. Mike Cammalleri in 2010 type of day folks
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Such a heater being able to fit a family of 4 in his shin pads type of Memorial Day Weekend
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@NoCapFights They caught @BurnerWjp again in 4k 💀
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@jpolly22 Interactions were low today eh
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@DUDEwipes Spare a couple? I dribble I’m hung like a mouse
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@ScottieBPimpin @espn Sha’Carri over Justin Tucker is beyond comical
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@worldhockeyrpt You think a list that includes Theodore tugboat, planktyn chumbouquet, & Fagorn legge-horne is legit? Or is this just another simple mistake because “multiple people run this account”? You guys all suck hahahahaha
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@meangirlpod 1088 views and 1 like perfectly summarizes how insightful you guys actually are
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@ButtCrackSports Just saw some dude fall to his knees and weep in Home Depot
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@BR_OpenIce You guys are doing way too much as per usual. Relax
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@TalkinBaseball_ @FisherCats He’s got a Randy BoBandy cheeseburger gut
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@NFL_DovKleiman They’ll be back together in a month
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@rickyrazer69 Delete this lil bro
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@PartyChatTakes @AdolphZigglerr You were taking back shots?
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@vanleygoodtakes @BigHeadHcky Last year Crosby has 93 points, Malkin had 83 and played a full 82 games for the first time since 2009, Guentzel had 73 in 78, Letang had 41 in 64, and Karlsson had 101 with a Norris. What are you even saying lmfao
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@RudyJUULianiV2 Every tooth is a different size
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@BurnerWjp @scottcwheeler You know he isn’t a defenseman right
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As an American trying Tim Horton’s for the first time, cardboard spoons are probably the most vile thing on the planet
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@BigHeadHcky Marchand-Crosby-Mack RNH-McDavid-Marner JT-Point-Stamkos Huberdeau-Barzal-Stone Extras either (Hyman, Skinner, Scheifle, Suzuki, Giroux) Toews-Makar Theodore-Pietrangelo Pelech-Pullock Extras either (Morrissey, Doughty, Hamilton, Montour, Letang) Hart-Thompson-Kuemper
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@leipsicbrendan1 We just gonna ignore 6 or
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@RudyJUULianiV2 @Eggy_OverEZ @YoungTiempo Great tweet Rudy! Hilarious 🤣
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Simon - Torres - Tibbetts Many Guns - Day Chief - Many Bears Hunter - Probert - Yablonski Barnaby - Cooke - Mirasty Gaetz - McSorely Beukeboom - Samuelsson Stevens - Shore Hextall, Bryzgalov, Emery Tortorella, Sutter, Melrose
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Ovechkin - Gretzky - Lemieux Draisaitl - Mcdavid - Hull Bure - Datsyuk - Malkin Yzerman - Crosby - Messier Orr - Makar Lidstrom - Coffee Borque - Stevens Patrick Roy Andrei Vaseleski Martin Brodeur Jon cooper, Scotty Bowman, Bruce Boudreau Gm: Glen Sather
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@thefruitycowboy He looks like a 26 year old man who woke up early and spent the day golfing. Welcome to reality weirdo?
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@MustardSports @BigHeadHcky This is gonna age like milk
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@JFreshHockey Remember when Kraken fans thought he was good cause they were scoring 5 goals a game to make up for his .890 SV%
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@RudyJUULianiV2 Suggesting they’re even in the same stratosphere is so disrespectful to Lemieux lmfao
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@Mcjesus9769 A) has won every championship in hockey B) great mentor for Bedard, has played with so many greats C) can easily be flipped at the deadline with salary retained for a very high pick or prospect
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@JerryBBallz If it was tee shot on par 3 to pick up and not even putt distance it’d absolutely have my vote. I could double putt/triple putt from 10 feet and be mad for the next 4 holes
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@DanFlashes99 @fatjew53 It’s a dog not a goat
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@RudyJUULianiV2 They leak and ruin the entire can every single time. Avoid at all costs
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@Youhappentohear If it’s infinite money let’s see a screenshot of the bet actually placed
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@zlombobomb Sorry your life sucks I guess idk
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@seanwhitton66 @stressedhockey You’re gonna be stunned when you realize he scored the game tying goal in game 3
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@mikeinthevalley @walsha Except the hockey equivalent of the MLS would be the EIHL or some other average European league? What a weird comparison lmfao
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@Cheapie13 We need to see him tap in
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@Youhappentohear Cause right now it looks like you’re placing a $110 bet with a $0 balance
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@Youhappentohear @DanFlashes99 @jamierkennedy JT and Ralph Lauren (pre homophobic slur)
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@michaelhunt1995 Everything ok?
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@BurnerWjp @DanFlashes99 Don’t act like you’re even gonna use that spoon
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@LegionHoops Miles Bridges dropping an 80 point triple double
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@drunkyotes @OTD2point0 I used to roll the dice, feel the fear in my enemy’s eyes…
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@BigHeadHcky It isn’t about salary cap, it’s about Karlsson being the sole reason the Sharks don’t currently have Connor Bedard hahaha
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@FChildSyndrome Hey pal unfortunately it’s NUFD. (We made a massive error and will make up for it).
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@ReportsByWari0 It’s obviously iron man right?
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@russiangas17 @craigberubes Radko Gudas will win you a cup even though Radko Gudas himself has never won a cup
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@JFreshHockey Pelech 100% makes this team btw
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@NRant_ @penguins They just need a scapegoat for everything. Dubas did everything he could in Toronto, especially with Shanahan breathing down his neck
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@PatrickTapLaine The best can and best taste on planet earth
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@CodySportTweets @granthpaulsen You just compared Trevor van Riemsdyk to Adam Fox, read the tweet over and decided it was intelligent to post?
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@TedwardBadger Coffee Golf - July 10 12 Strokes - Top 10% 🎗️ 🟪🟨🟩🟥🟦 2️⃣3️⃣2️⃣2️⃣3️⃣
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@berezin_goal I can assure you letting a skill forward cruise into the zone untouched is not a way to win over the front office of the Leafs let alone the Newfoundland Growlers. Shut up
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@MaaaltyWalty Punch the can in to flow smoother. A man of class
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@Jimmy_Jawnz69 @SteadyLeddy04 @seanschwabers @DikeHunt @OTD2point0 @Hillaryzynntin @chriscrustynj @michaelhunt1995 @DadTexts2 @HotshotGamblaz #Countryle 528 Guessed in 10 tries. 🟢⚪🟢⚪⚪ 🟢🟢⚪⚪⚪ 🟢🟢⚪⚪⚪ 🟢🟢⚪⚪⚪ 🟢🟢⚪⚪⚪ 🟢🟢🟡⚪⚪ 🟢🟢🟡⚪⚪ 🟢🟢⚪⚪⚪ 🟢🟢🟢⚪⚪ 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 They cooked my ass this morning
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@OTD2point0 @DadTexts2 @HotshotGamblaz #Countryle 517 Guessed in 17 tries. 🟢⚪🟢⚪⚪ ⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪ 🟢🟢⚪⚪⚪ 🟢🟢🟡⚪⚪ 🟢🟢⚪⚪⚪ 🟢🟢⚪⚪⚪ ⚪🟢🟢⚪⚪ 🟢🟢🟡⚪⚪ 🟢🟢🟢⚪⚪ 🟢🟢🟢⚪⚪ 🟢🟢🟢⚪⚪ 🟢🟢⚪⚪⚪ 🟢🟢⚪⚪⚪ 🟢🟢🟡⚪⚪ 🟢🟢🟢⚪⚪ 🟢🟢🟡⚪⚪ 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 I’m sick to my stomach
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@RudyJUULianiV2 The only answer is 0-3
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@DanFlashes99 If you’re picking mint, pistachio, or coconut over any of those options you should be institutionalized
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@DadTexts2 @OTD2point0 @chriscrustynj @Jimmy_Jawnz69 @SteadyLeddy04 @HotshotGamblaz #Countryle 522 Guessed in 9 tries. 🟢⚪⚪⚪⚪ ⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪ 🟢⚪⚪⚪⚪ ⚪🟢⚪⚪⚪ 🟢🟢⚪⚪⚪ 🟢🟢⚪⚪⚪ 🟢🟢⚪⚪⚪ 🟢🟢🟢⚪⚪ 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 Idiot me
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@DadTexts2 @SteadyLeddy04 @JeffPetriDishv2 @Jimmy_Jawnz69 @pascaldupussy @Hillaryzynntin @michaelhunt1995 @DikeHunt @seanschwabers @OTD2point0 @HotshotGamblaz #Countryle 538 Guessed in 4 tries. 🟢⚪⚪⚪⚪ 🟢🟢🟡⚪⚪ 🟢🟢🟡🟡⚪ 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 Was this not done a week or 2 ago?
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@cakeeater74 @raffiv4 @JohnDadof7 You’ve seen him before you know he’s never hit legs
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@michaelhunt1995 Well deserved! All the best in your future endeavors.
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@DadTexts2 @SteadyLeddy04 @pascaldupussy @Jimmy_Jawnz69 @DikeHunt @seanschwabers @OTD2point0 @Hillaryzynntin @michaelhunt1995 @HotshotGamblaz First guess was Iceland. I thought average temperature was saying how much hotter it was #Countryle 531 Guessed in 11 tries. 🟢⚪⚪⚪⚪ 🟢🟢⚪⚪⚪ 🟢🟢⚪⚪⚪ 🟢🟢⚪⚪⚪ 🟢🟢⚪⚪⚪ 🟢🟢⚪⚪⚪ 🟢🟢⚪⚪⚪ 🟢🟢⚪⚪⚪ 🟢🟢⚪⚪⚪ 🟢🟢⚪⚪⚪ 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢
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@BigHeadHcky — Pettersson Top-3 in Hart Voting — Kucherov sub-100 points — Dahlin wins Norris — Toronto makes the Conference finals — Bruins miss playoffs — Slafkovsky 60+ points — Avalanche miss Playoffs
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@OTD2point0 @DadTexts2 @HotshotGamblaz #Countryle 516 Guessed in 2 tries. 🟢🟢🟡⚪⚪ 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 Let’s go.
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@chriscrustynj @Jimmy_Jawnz69 @SteadyLeddy04 @DadTexts2 @OTD2point0 @HotshotGamblaz #Countryle 526 Guessed in 5 tries. 🟢⚪⚪⚪⚪ 🟢🟢🟡⚪⚪ 🟢🟢⚪⚪⚪ 🟢🟢🟡⚪⚪ 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢
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@OTD2point0 @DadTexts2 @HotshotGamblaz #Countryle 518 Guessed in 6 tries. 🟢⚪⚪⚪⚪ 🟢⚪⚪⚪⚪ 🟢🟢🟢⚪⚪ 🟢🟢🟡⚪⚪ 🟢🟢🟡⚪⚪ 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢
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@Lakitu886 @nikkashubitidze @SportsCenter If Messi could defend like Sergio Ramos you would have Ohtani
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@michaelhunt1995 @BurnerWjp @Laf4MVP Is it crazy to say Heiskanen is also underrated with all the Makar/Fox hype
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