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@MaaaltyWalty
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6 months
This is what I mean when I say hockey isn’t for everyone
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3 months
Beautiful day at gyro beach in Kelowna. Go Canucks!
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@MaaaltyWalty
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2 months
hahahahaahahaha
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@MaaaltyWalty
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@PuckReportNHL
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BREAKING: #Oilers are buying out Jack Campbell
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@MaaaltyWalty
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6 months
Hope Taylor cheats on him with machine gun Kelly or something
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@PermianPirate Your piss is making coke the old fashioned way
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@MaaaltyWalty
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7 months
Found my calling
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@minds_eminent This dude is discovering live tv happens at the same time
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@cmndrcroz Do you think nhlers under 20 should have bring yellow jerseys saying “don’t hit me please”
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@MaaaltyWalty
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3 months
Zadorov has twice as many goals as McDavid in the 2024 playoffs
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@MaaaltyWalty
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6 months
Remains hilarious
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Andrew Berkshire
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Remains hilarious.
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@MaaaltyWalty
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4 months
@awaitingtrial How are you supposed to slam a white claw at the beggining of your brunch shift with a camera in there
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7 months
This is a new low #flames
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7 months
@86HUGHES_ Really makes me feel for the young white female 7 nhl team pronoun bio community.
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7 months
@MaxyJprime @heatdaddy69420 It seems unlikely that "the heatdaddy" is the go-to source for insightful perspectives on this matter.
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@MaaaltyWalty
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2 years
@Kyle193990 @NFL 99 Incomplete passes a game maybe
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3 months
It’s like a gay-dar but instead I can tell when anyone has a bag in their pocket
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Kassian witnessing the second worst crash he's ever seen
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@MaaaltyWalty
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@Craddock_MD “There’s food here, summer days are the length they are, there is music on the radio”
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@MaaaltyWalty
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7 months
It’s actually easier to steal from the check out with people. Put groceries into your reusable bag as you shop and empty it out infront of the worker and leave 2-3 things in the bag. I leave cheese in the bag. I dont pay for cheese.
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"Thanks to our inability to understand human behavior, the thing you hated using is closed"
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@MaaaltyWalty
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@2dilly2dally Well time to pull it to Seinfeld reruns
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@MaaaltyWalty
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1 month
Imagine being down by 1 in game seven of the Stanley cup finals after coming back from 0-3 and you’re in a time out with 90 seconds left in the third and you have to listen to fucking glen gulutzen hahaha
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@MaaaltyWalty
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7 months
@21metgala Looks like a vyvanse dealer
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5 months
@Petey4Hart You’re supposed to crop out the career totals haha
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7 months
@AnthonyEng9729 @G1YGAS Seasons 1-3 is top 5 live action sitcom of all time
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4 months
Oh dear
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4 months
@TheBrattPack63 Block me if it’s true that you sexually assaulted someone
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@MaaaltyWalty
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4 months
“could be better”
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@Igor4Vezina
Captain Pops
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My official team “Playoff Atmosphere” tier list ranking has arrived!!
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@R3vampDev Outside that win streak oilers are 8-14-3 against playoff teams
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5 months
@MikeBartner JT miller went 10 straight seasons under a point per game lmao
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4 months
@jpolly22 carnival game ass smile
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6 months
@Nealerrr Oh sorry for calling you cock nipples I bet if we pop those jeans off you have a nice long girth bastard
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@NHL @tatemcrae Getting never paid for cocaine but does it every weekend vibes from this chick
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3 months
@nucks0 Good classic Canadian kids
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6 months
@Nealerrr I mean to be fair he has never played 10 total PK minutes in an entire season before this and if you think Jack Hughes is more talented than Crosby or ovechkin I don’t know what to say there cock nipples
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6 months
It’s beautiful
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4 months
Surely the captain has something to say back? No? Any support for his team at all? I didn’t think it could get worse than Giordano but here we are #flames
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@Sportsnet He was doing cocaine
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7 months
@GeebMinister This is such posted by your uncle on Facebook with his full name, email, cell number, and place of work publicly available on his profile
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@BurnerWjp @cracknetsov I not only liked that tweet I loved that tweet
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@jpolly22 Meat and bread on 9th ave. Where you stayin Jesse? Paliser? Le germain? Marriot? Let’s meet up wanna do some crack and take turns looking out the hotel room door peep hole into the hallway and being scared until morning?
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6 months
@MediocreFlames Talent wise? Absolutely.
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7 months
@GeebMinister She looks like god wasn’t done and hackers released her early
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@MaaaltyWalty
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6 months
Hey everyone fuck you all
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@MaaaltyWalty
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2 months
Hey @peta am I doing this right??
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@MaaaltyWalty
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3 months
@n1cksampson That’s a coronita (smaller calorie intake) I’m watching my health.
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3 months
Canucks are so lucky they are playing against skinner. Imagine if oilers were playing against a third string goalie
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4 months
@2003nicko @realnoahadler99 Something like “Your mother is a useless Czech whore”
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6 months
Life comes at you fast Dustin. Never forget where you came from. Fuck the haters. In their holes. #flames
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@MaaaltyWalty
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@MissinCurfew People born after 2000 can’t handle this
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7 months
@bigcontentguy His balls probably smell like puke after that game
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@MaaaltyWalty
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7 months
@Zer0PucksGiven Jamal biting his tongue here so hard. He’s in a tough spot and I feel for him. No one else on that panel understands what it’s like in the nhl. Botterill is great and she’s had some good runs to a gold medal, having to pass through teams like Japan, Italy. But it’s not the nhl
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@tmlfaninvan Gender equality in sports management is coming a long way with this hire. Just gotta get that name spelled right and we’re nearly there.
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7 months
Can I say something without anyone getting electrocuted
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I need this in my life
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@bartholmuel12 crosby has the 8th best points per game all time and had a 100 point rookie season in the twilight of the dead puck era. Jack Hughes had like 18 goals in his first 120 games lmao
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@mackinthealps You don’t find addictive substances funny?
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@khl_eng I forget did this guy share his underage sex tape or torture up a disabled kid ? I always get hockey players confused 🙈
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White pronoun bio community that have absolutely nothing to do with Native American culture are in shambles right now
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Dr. M.F. Khan
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The Washington Commanders are being sued by The Native American Guardians Association, which has been trying to get the Commanders to change the name back to Redskins. The lawsuit states : “The logo on the Redskin’s helmet is an actual person, it’s Chief White Calf. Every time
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@GinoHard_ Department of justice hahaha hahahahaha
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@1armkirb This whole plate cooked wrong
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@MyGOATLiljegren He probably went to the local bar and found someone hotter in 5 minutes
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@quachiemouse Just ask your wife after her “girls night”
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@CrazySadAzn Cab driver had it coming
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@LucasGuido13 Hey brother are you alive still
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6 months
Wishing I was at the dome tonight for the game. Not every day you can get a good saddledome hot dog. #flames
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7 months
Not great for the flames. A player like Dube has the unique ability to put up 0 shots, 0 points on the top line and also finds way to be useless in a checking roll. Flames might have to fight their way out of another win tonight at home against the Whyte hot Oilers. #flames
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Dillon Dube not on the ice for morning skate. #Flames
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3 months
@Wreck_It_15 Same culture as Hollywood and other sports and as well as corporate world and restaurant industry and clothing retail and oil/gas and airlines I think all people are the problem and not the activity
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@Sportsnet @UFC_CA No fuckin way these are his eyes haha what
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@KanesCabDriv3r “Just mark it with a knife scratch and fill it up with water”
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@AndrewBerkshire @auddiejames landlord coming by to unclog your kitchen sink??
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@JFreshHockey Lemieux but 2 defenseman and a forward aren’t literally tackling him over the offensive blue line ? 90 goals 300 points
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@OilersNation They could have had a box of zucchini behind the bench and mcdavid getting healthy gives them this record
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@heatdaddy69420 We need Jennifer Botterills opinion on the take down (clean and the game needs it imo)
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1 year
Turning 30 is rad (celebrating today, not 30 until the 28th)
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@miketgould @CapFriendly Oh my god I’m never gonna win an internet argument with a stranger ever again
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Merry Xmas eve morning from major bed head over here 🙈
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@heatdaddy69420 Yah right by the dome you’ll see lots they are usually shitting right there in front of you or smoking crack
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@TheUrMillennial If being a big fat hairy party animal in a Hawaiian button up is wrong I don’t wanna be right
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Craig Conroy, this is Cheech. Trade the UFAs for prospects and picks or I do an in depth video tutorial on confit rabbit legs. This is your first warning. You have until March 8th 2pm MST. #flames
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@MaaaltyWalty
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@worldhockeyrpt wtf is this all about
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@IanKennedyCK Wow you’re amazing Ian
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6 months
“Don’t tear it down doesn’t work” sometimes even tho you havnt won cup doesn’t mean it wouldn’t be great to watch a Matthews marner for a decade. Flames fans are so stupid a lot of the time #flames
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We've come a long way Leafs Nation
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@DannyAustin_9 Hey Danny never time listener, first time caller I literally never thought that Wes Gilbertson didn’t write that tweet cause it says it fuckin right there but if you’re having any trouble I’ve posted a helpful chart maybe you should get those head marbles checked
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@MikeBartner Penguins receive a d prospect who can’t steal a spot from Cody ceci and a forward prospect who is under half a point per game in the AHL. Likely a 27-32 pick, a pick that doesn’t matter for a rental forward they don’t need… hmmm I don’t know
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@peta Morning admin!
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@shanbruinsfan I mean he has like 15 more games in a bruins jersey tops I wouldn’t spend the money
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@lilkd4wg This is probably one of the worst things you can do to the product besides sitting on it bare ass
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4 months
They let us get to Tuesday
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Hey @pizzahut what the fuck is this shit
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4 months
no wonder they are shutting down local sports radio stations all over the country like im sorry but what haha
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5 months
GOOD THING NO TURTLES DIED
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@staunchCDN Lmao the best point out of every reply I could possibly imagine
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@CofRedCentral But how did I know in 2022 😭
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@awakentrogdor If you’re a full grown adult your hockey team losing shouldn’t be this big of an issue to you
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@the_dadchef Tbh it just looks like the one on the right was just vacuum sealed
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@SlapshotShibe Ruzicka didn’t even do anything bad man he just accidently posted a dm to his story lol he was probably inviting a girl over
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@thepartyb1tch I thought it’s called Chinese switch-a-gift
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@KnowGimmicks are you on strong prescription pain killers right now
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