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This guy showed up at my house to protest the anthem and then left.
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Punxsutawney Phil if it wasn’t sunny in 1887.
Punxsutawney Phil & his ancestors have an accuracy rate of 39% going back to 1887.
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Giving your buddy a solo airpod and calling plays from the corner booth.
Writing down pick up lines on this thing and wearing it out to the bar tonight
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When I’m 12 deep at the bar and spot a zyn tin outline in someone’s pocket.
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When you run into someone at your hometown bar over Christmas break who you have no interest in talking to but has a vape.
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Throwing “Christmas” in front of anything automatically makes it festive.
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Me and the boys asf
Alcohol is a poison that people are hoodwinked into enjoying
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February 14th plan (in order):
Drink 12 beers
Put Zach Bryan on shuffle
Text my ex
Breakfast
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“I’m actually half Irish” is about to put up an 0-30 performance this weekend.
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New Years plan (in order):
Drink 20 beers
Embarrass myself in a public setting
FaceTime my ex at midnight
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@GamecockDave69
Medium 3 topping. I could probably do better tbh but had to chug a glass of water to combat some heartburn.
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How I be looking in the bathroom mirror trying to lock in after 8 beers.
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Me trying to convert on 4th and long after “what’s your major” doesn’t get a reply at the bar.
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Me and the boys on our last beer at the pregame and already nobody can speak English.
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I have a terrible mindset.
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Me guiding my dad on the phone to locate my car key in my room without finding my zyns.
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Me looking at the first page of my 40% final realizing “just winging it” isn’t going to reflect well on my transcript.
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You don’t have a valentine? Can’t relate. I had this bad bitch sending me texts and videos as soon as I woke up.
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How she looks at me after I start listing off the values of my sports card collection.
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How my mom is looking at me from across the room after my 5th “Christmas Guinness” before noon.
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Hey
@OldRowOfficial
can you throw me a bone here and at least not crop my name out of the next one you end up posting? Thanks!
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Reply to this tweet if you want a Santa hat on your profile pic. (Have to be following me)
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Gonna get to the bottom of this Drake and Kendrick beef before hitting the country bar tonight.
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I got a spare bedroom she can transfer to. Rent is pretty reasonable too.
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Me and the boys doing 3-5 years for hooping and edging.
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Throwback to 2018 when I changed the game by ordering the first ever reverse Jr. chicken.
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If you think a little snow is gonna stop me from making it to the Golden Arches you are fucking crazy.
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Ratio
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Semester? Done.
Tweet? Viral.
Burning? Blunts.
Zyn? In.
Dike? Hunt.
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Me at the bar when the 2 zyns and tequila shots start hitting at the same time.
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Our
@SKIMS
Valentine LANA DEL REY. Music’s queen of hearts opens our dedicated Valentine’s Shop on Tuesday, January 23 at 9AM PT / 12PM ET.
Photo:
@nadialeecohen
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TAP IN!! @ everyone
(these have been getting excessive so gonna try to change this to no tags and just photos and replies attached are some of my fav recent tap in photos)
RT are appreciate, replies are even more appreciated, thanks
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The damage that surf and turf burger did to my body is lowering the score to a 3.2
McDonalds remix menu review:
Sweet Chilli Jr Chicken: 8.9/10
Surf ‘N Turf Burger: 7.2/10
First and probably last time I will ever order fish from McDonald’s but surprisingly didn’t taste bad.
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@worldhockeyrpt
Guy who never played in the NHL telling guy who plays in the NHL what he should be doing in a wait… an NHL game?
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@GamecockDave69
I’ll try again in a month or so. Didn’t let it cool and burned my mouth like 4 times.
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Sup ladies. Single file please.
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@b1gdumb1diott
Great minds
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@DanFlashes99
I pretty much hate every song that references Covid, don’t hate the artist just the song.
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“Cover your drink” ass group pic
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My haters woke up early as hell today, holy fuck. Why did this blow up.
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