Anyone going to catch the annual alpine frog orgy this Sunday?

flossing with a dip in

putting out a candle with a cumshot

freshening up in my neighbor’s bird bath

Sorry I can’t I’m with the cattails

@BrettFILLlips @paprbckparadise DUDE 🤣 thank you for this.

RT @paprbckparadise:

what if we fell in love here?

4 hour drive what porn should I listen to?

@uhohitsbigmike i’d lose my mind 🥹

RT @Sixgilis: Got to see a newt spawning ground today. I feel so lucky

sorry i can’t i have to go take pictures of the rain

critters are out here CRITTERING

woodpeckers be at it today too gyat DAMN

the squirrels be squirreling hard as a mf today

@uhohitsbigmike don’t make me come over there and drink a guinness WAY faster than you

shitting myself for anti-predation purposes

merry chritamad eveuon

do you wanna go outside with humble in our hearts and ask the sky if the post-earthly beings would be willing to appear for us later? cool if not