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@TeddyBthe3rd

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unapologetic Bud Light drinker

Joined September 2023
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@TeddyBthe3rd
Teddy Badger
1 year
Y’all rockin with the fit tonight?
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1 year
Coming home blackout drunk and drowning in the open hole floor pool >>>
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A room in a 300-year-old Trullo in the town of Puglie, Italy.
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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10 months
Nice high beams brother! you ever had a gun pulled on you at 5:45 am?
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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7 months
I’d do two tours as a Vietnam tunnel rat for her
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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7 months
If you know how drunk I was I promise you would not be brake checking me
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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11 months
Can’t believe the 13 cigs I smoked last night aren’t sitting right with me this morning
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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10 months
My last memory before leaving the bar
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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11 months
No officer, this is just my gay little Starbucks drink
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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10 months
Calm luh fit
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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8 months
Tax money hit ‼️
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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8 months
Rate my shower set up
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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1 year
Doctors orders!
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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6 months
Everyone at the local dive bar I spend my weekends at would beat the shit out of me with cue sticks
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6 months
Boys what’s stopping you to dress up like this ??
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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9 months
POV: the fortnite item shop when I get home from the bar at 2:46 AM
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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11 months
Just got off the phone with the Left, they are pissed a white boy like me having a Wednesday 😂😂
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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8 months
She going to be paying for 17 tall boys and a round of golden tee at bdubs
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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9 months
Imagine drinking a few cold ones at this bad boy
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Fallingwater, the modern house prototype built by Frank Lloyd Wright over a waterfall in 1935
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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8 months
GIMMIE FUEL, GIMME FIRE, GIMMIE THAT WHICH I DESIRE
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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7 months
They should make a beer that doesn’t make you lie to women about the date your going to take them on
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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6 months
Elmo I need her to touch my shit with her feet
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Elmo thought you might need this! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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7 months
@euronatiii Don’t ever comment some crazy shit like this under one of my tweets again
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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8 months
Calm luh attire
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1 year
Doctors orders
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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8 months
Bitch my name is Tedward but you knew that already ‼️
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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@DavidKe26872535 You are cool
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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3 months
2nd 18, rate the coozie.
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10 months
@cowboybutgirl I don’t leave the bar naked so
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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8 months
Gonna walk around and put lit cigarettes in peoples pockets tonight
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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5 months
Imagine working instead of drinking gay little bud lights on the golf course on Friday 🤣🤣🤣
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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9 months
Calm luh wedding fit
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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9 months
Y’all already know what the fuck going on
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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8 months
Pookie looking absolutely fire today 🔥
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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1 year
Y’all like the Dallas fit?
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6 months
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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11 months
How drunk did I get this weekend? Oh I just DMd an ex that I haven’t spoken to in 2 years and that also lives 6 hours away, she ended up at my house today.
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7 months
Daddy’s about to go blackout at a 2 year olds bday party
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2 months
@ralphiecurra Nobody gives a shit about golf attire, worst part of the game.
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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11 months
@nxckdxrxr Got the pan patrol over here
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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5 months
Double cuppin da cherry coke ‼️😈
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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6 months
When the 47 year old women complains about my 17th consecutive fast passed song on touch-tunes.
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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5 months
It’s fucking mind boggling the amount of money I can spend in a single weekend where I’m drinking in a bar with $1.50 beers
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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8 months
BANG!
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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8 months
GIMMIE FUEL, GIMME FIRE, GIMMIE THAT WHICH I DESIRE
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7 months
If you and your crew ain’t sexing the sidewalk outside the bar, you need a new crew ‼️‼️
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9 months
Fixed it
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@PYeetimus
PopeYeetimus
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How I see Canada as an American!
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8 months
I need to be sodimized or whatever it is when the put animals down
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7 months
@SweetyPolinaXO I ain’t buying the OF 😂😂😂🫵🫵😂😂
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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1 year
@twobluekristian Showed my fit off, hope this helps 👍🏻
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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11 months
The palace on the prairie
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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8 months
I came here to fuck and play golden tee, and brother I’m all out of cum ‼️
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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5 months
This and a handjob
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8 months
Can’t be me ‼️
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@TheCinesthetic
cinesthetic.
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sydney sweeney for frankies bikinis
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8 months
@NEWNEEZY I know a man wit a SoundCloud link in his bio not talking shit
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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11 months
Not tonight kitten, Mario’s busy giving out 7.62 rounds to the trick or treaters tonight
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3 months
@youpoopisniff Shrink the game
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6 months
Sounds gay
@Men_Sex_Health
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Not ejaculating for 7 days increases your testosterone by 45%.
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6 months
Let’s have a day ‼️
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9 months
A 45 year old sugar momma would solve quite literally all my problems
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4 months
Clean up isle my pants! Lol amirite
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1 year
Goth, tatted, probably bi-sexual girl from tinder wants a date
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11 months
That white boy really got that shit on
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10 months
On repeat 🔁 don’t text
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29 days
Asking the gas station worker for the “Juicy Peach Ice Geek Bar” as a grown ass man
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11 months
Me @ 19, gotta love those college days!
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@RLHoitzII @krackkardashian @Hooters You ever get freaky in da hooters?
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1 year
Calm luh fit
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10 months
We here
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10 months
Might rock the bibs to bowling league tonight
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10 months
@LawsuitFelon @OTD2point0 How about you make it clap for him?
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5 months
Drinking beers that you’ve heard of, in a place that you all have been. (Chilis)
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8 months
Got par
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7 months
Today I realized Long Live a$AP is the only song I have downloaded to my phone. Today I also listened to Long Live a$AP for 4 hours.
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10 months
Boy dinner
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25 days
If Derrick Henry doesn’t score the first tuddy everyone in the Enid, OK bdubs life is going to be drastically altered I’ll say that
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6 months
Type shit
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1 year
@cowboybutgirl Put them on the floor
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23 days
Why the fuck did I throw 70 dollars on 2H NIU +11
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@NotDanforth Calm luh attire
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5 months
People died
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@T1FFANYROCK
Tiffany
5 months
“People died” and it’s just a picture of you
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1 year
Gas station was out of buffalo chicken rollers this morning
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1 year
The weekend took at least 6.5 years off my life expectancy.
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10 months
Drinking beer on a snowy night in the hometown bar with all the fellas home, do not fucking text me
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1 year
I need the horny part of my brain surgically removed
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7 months
I operate on strictly feel when I’m in the grocery store
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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3 months
Imagine the foot jibber I could give with these bad boys
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11 months
@m0rganfreakman2 This a calm luh fit
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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1 year
This is what a Alpha males living room looks like
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@TeddyBthe3rd
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11 months
My life is a constant cycle of telling myself I’m not drinking Monday morning then getting a 12er on the way home from the job site.
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11 months
Last night I had a chick spit a full shot into my mouth
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9 months
Y’all should not have let this white boy put that shit on
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