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@PYeetimus
PopeYeetimus
8 months
How I see Canada as an American!
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@tragicbirdapp nah bro who is WE
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@TPostMillennial
The Post Millennial
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FLASHBACK: Lightning strike obliterated George Floyd's mural in Ohio, striking his face
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@PYeetimus
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@MartijnTNL that’s cool and all, but make sure your slur license is up to date. I’d hate to see your local police department devoting the entirety of their resources to imprisoning you
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@PYeetimus
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9 months
@shoe0nhead Andrew Tate genuinely sounds like the host of a talk show on GTA radio.
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@PYeetimus
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8 months
@dennismacelroy find God you Canadian heathen
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@PYeetimus
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8 months
stop fucking following me my posts are dogshit you will only be disappointed if you’re Canadian, fuck you.
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@PYeetimus
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4 years
Coronavirus has just tested positive for Donald Trump. COVID never stood a chance.
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@PYeetimus
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2 years
personally I think it went rather well
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Pericles 'Perry' Abbasi
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If you're lonely, your ex is lonely, text them Merry Christmas
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@PYeetimus
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2 months
They keep claiming the shooter is a “registered Republican,” but I'm willing to bet he votes for Biden in November.
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@PYeetimus
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4 years
he warned us and we mortal fools did not listen
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@PYeetimus
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2 years
I see the talking points went out a few minutes ago. I wonder if any of these intrepid journalists are in the Twitter files?
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@PYeetimus
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@umrqlhui @MartijnTNL boo! did I scare you? I’m a job application
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@PYeetimus
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4 years
I mean at least he’s not making him the Secretary of Health and Human Services
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@PYeetimus
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4 years
Now they’re stealing tweets from @ComfortablySmug
@ProjectLincoln
The Lincoln Project
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Today is going to be a crazy day.
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@l348LV And somehow the French one is the best province, which really goes to show the absolute state of Canada
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@PYeetimus
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4 years
@elonmusk @MrNukemCocaine I can’t quite tell what the fuck this means and I expect that’s the point
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@PYeetimus
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4 years
It’s time for us all to admit that the Biden campaign is god damn elder abuse
@RNCResearch
RNC Research
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After confusing where he is, Joe Biden claims, “that was a joke”
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@PYeetimus
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can’t believe they’re sending another cop to confront this man
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Axios
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NEW: Kamala Harris is privately meeting with the family and legal team of Jacob Blake in Milwaukee, per a campaign official.
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@PYeetimus
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4 years
Counterpoint: do we even need journalists?
@washingtonpost
The Washington Post
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Opinion: Do we even need the Republican Party?
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@PYeetimus
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5 years
The Biden campaign is literally god damn elder abuse
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@PYeetimus
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1 year
@HeerJeet Counterpoint: you’re brown.
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@PYeetimus
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4 years
My brother, a staunch Democrat and someone who voted for Obama in 2008 and 2012, and for Hillary in 2016, has just informed me that he’s voting for Trump. We’re gonna win.
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@PYeetimus
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@PYeetimus
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@umrqlhui @MartijnTNL BLOW jobs from your MOTHER
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@PYeetimus
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4 years
Jim Acosta finally snapped
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@PYeetimus
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@ProfMSinha @Muhsoci0factors which of your 30 million cow shit “gods” are you praying to here?
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@PYeetimus
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4 years
@WomenPostingLs This man doesn’t just live RENT-free in her head, she fucking pays for his utilities
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@PYeetimus
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1 year
Shot: Chaser:
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@PYeetimus
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2 years
@Alt_RightBot @TealtheTetrapod wow that sounds based, I have to follow this account
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@PYeetimus
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4 years
The floor is Wisconsin Democrats:
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@PYeetimus
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4 years
I am once again calling for the Supreme Court to be staffed with 9 clones of Justice Thomas
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@ProfMSinha “Civil War historian here”
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@Aella_Girl how about you take a shower instead
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@namelessaltacc @YorkshireReborn I’m ngl you sound a bit Indian
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becoming an antivaxxer to own Drumpf
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State of the Union
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BASH: "Let’s just say there’s a vaccine that is approved and even distributed before the election. Would you get it?" HARRIS: "Well, I think that’s going to be an issue for all of us. I will say that I would not trust Donald Trump... I will not take his word for it." #CNNSOTU
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@ohokeisgoed @Jeanetteisback @ofdogwood @ohfrigg @get__evolved no it actually means she’s functionally retarded
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@Willow_Wickes that’s crazy dawg, but biology is gatekeeping you from being a woman lmaooooo
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@PYeetimus
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4 years
@nytimes This aged spectacularly well.
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@PYeetimus
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5 years
It’s crazy how Biden’s poll numbers and health began to deteriorate after the FBI raided Epstein’s temple island
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@PYeetimus
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4 years
They disabled the chat! We’ve singlehandedly set a new land speed record for bullying the DNC into silencing free speech!
@PYeetimus
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4 years
GET IN HERE! It’s time to troll the DNC again! Same thing as yesterday (no verification so put whatever you want). This is the Native American Caucus, which ELIZABETH WARREN IS A PART OF!!! GET IN THERE!
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@PYeetimus
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2 years
This is what George Floyd would’ve wanted.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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The people have spoken. Trump will be reinstated. Vox Populi, Vox Dei.
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@PYeetimus
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Presidential Candidates as Family Guy characters:
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wet ass p word
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@TheJollyChap “Ummmm, that’s a heckin yikes, my dude”
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@hayasaka_aryan are you telling me all we needed to break apart intersectionality was a war in the Middle East
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@NotAQidiot @charliekirk11 if they’re proud of who they are then why do they try to change it so badly
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@GhibliFan93 wow this Scott guy sounds fucking awesome
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@PYeetimus
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4 years
@ComfortablySmug The Senate must vote to confirm President Trump’s nominee. Only then will Merrick truly be at peace.
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@KerbyYeen @JadeAtrophis Good things (Christianity) are good and bad things (Satanism) are bad, actually.
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1 year
@JackPosobiec Saw the movie tonight. Bawled like a baby, frankly. Powerful movie. Can’t recommend seeing it enough.
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@PYeetimus
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@WomenPostingLs she needs a stud in more ways than one
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@PYeetimus
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My uncle just died. Out of fucking nowhere. If you could keep his family in your prayers I’d appreciate it.
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I had no idea the FCC allowed gruesome murder to be shown live on national television.
@ComfortablySmug
Comfortably Smug
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AMAZING video of @SenTedCruz calling out Dem Dark Money and completely destroying @SenWhitehouse
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@PYeetimus
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The Biden campaign is god damn elder abuse.
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Biden going for the feel sorry for grandpa because he's dying vote
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For a brief, shining moment, the bluechecks were silent and we caught a glimpse of something truly great.
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I could use some prayers. My younger cousin got into a horrific car accident last night and isn’t expected to make it. If you could spare a few moments on Christmas morning, I’d be grateful.
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@PYeetimus
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Please keep @brhodes in your prayers during this difficult time
@joshdcaplan
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REUTERS: Iran Foreign Minister says Tehran ready to exchange all prisoners with US
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I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Biden’s campaign is god damn elder abuse.
@M_McAdams
Michael McAdams
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. @JoeBiden has no clue where he is...bizarre opening: “Look I’m Joe Biden’s husband and I work for Cedric Richmond.”
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@tiktok_us Free Hong Kong
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@toronchokefan @MartijnTNL Maybe, but I don’t intend to take that from someone in EUROPE
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@PYeetimus
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5 years
The Democratic Socialist is being publicly owned.
@ComfortablySmug
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Ok so Bernie is going to be the target tonight
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@PYeetimus
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@EudaimoniaEsq NOOOOO WHERE ARE MY HECKIN MORALLY GREY ANTAGONISTS??? YOU HAVE TO PROVIDE A DETAILED ACCOUNT OF GONDOR’S SEWER SYSTEM AND TAX BRACKETS NOOOOO
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@PYeetimus
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Apparently Joe Biden took money from China while he was VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!! So help me God, we can never again allow this man to hold the reins of power. A bought and paid-for CCP stooge was a heartbeat away from the presidency. God help us.
@FoxNews
Fox News
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One person on an email thread allegedly involving Hunter Biden corroborates the veracity of the messages, which appear to outline a deal involving Joe Biden and a Chinese energy firm
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If I were British I would lose all will to live
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Biden/Harris 2020: Cop a Feel
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Joe Biden is patient zero in this country and no one realizes it the man is a god damn coronavirus bioweapon
@ComfortablySmug
Comfortably Smug
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Biden just looks terrible. Jfc he's just angry and dying. Put this man in a hospital.
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BREAKING: two suspects have been identified in the Bubba Wallace case.
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losing my literal mind
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@smittywithamic “erm, that’s a heckin yikes from me” shut the fuck up retard
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@conureCC we all agree that you will never be a woman lmao
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literally shaking rn
@IndustriesBonk
BonkIndustries
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Oh fuck oh shit oh fuck oh shit
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Gianforte really bodyslammed his opponent here. Absolute domination.
@AP_Politics
AP Politics
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BREAKING: Greg Gianforte wins Republican nomination for governor in Montana primary election. #APracecall at 8:49 p.m. MDT. #Election2020 #MTprimary
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@PYeetimus
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The cyberbullying will continue until morale improves.
@ComfortablySmug
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Because we bullied the journos into reporting on Biden being a monster Cyberbullying journos works. It's the only thing they understand.
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@PYeetimus
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I heard @charliekirk11 was at the RNC last night
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literally the embodiment of this meme
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@davidjlynch
David J. Lynch
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‘I Feel Sorry for Americans’: A Baffled World Watches the U.S.
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@redsteeze Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn and I still don’t have a toaster.
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@PYeetimus
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If you have a choice, it’s not a dictator. You fucking smoothbrained morons.
@ProjectLincoln
The Lincoln Project
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This November, the choice is between a president or a dictator.
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@LanasTopSoldier
Comrade Stump (Never Worked for Dr. Oz)
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“Governor DeSantis…President Trump’s Twitter account was reinstated.”
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@CommieInaBox @JadeAtrophis >theft occurs because starvation life is not a fucking Marvel movie lmao almost no one is stealing bread
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I MADE THE NEWS LMAOOOOO
@FinchmanWill
will finchman
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Your favorite account was featured on Fox News!
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@hayasaka_aryan what the fuck is the context here lmao
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@Anna1312__ @Altsurrealist I read this as Satan first and was very confused
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@opinion
Bloomberg Opinion
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Two in three Europeans have a negative view of the U.S.
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@PYeetimus
PopeYeetimus
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Hello, Joseph. It’s been a long time, hasn’t it?
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@ComfortablySmug
Comfortably Smug
4 years
It's no longer the Roberts court It's the Clarence Thomas court now
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@TalentEvaluator @MysteryGrove The only thing one can realistically conclude from this tweet is that you are deliberately attempting to demotivate and demoralize Trump voters, because nothing you said is remotely true.
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@tragicbirdapp Ethan Klein is fat and disgusting!
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@TX_Sisyphus @vileTexan wow dude your generation sounds so awesome, I’m sure they didn’t oversee total civilizational collapse or something
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@Kevin_NBL @JoshBhebhe I don’t have to eat shit to know how bad it tastes
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@idontknowbutyuh didn’t ask tbh
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Looks like Bernie was right when he told Warren she couldn’t be elected President.
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