Magnum Cartel (DUI Lawyer)
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8 mile guardian | Probably looking at boobs | Inventor of steak and waffles | 744 Credit Score | Olive Garden Hater |
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These jawns would go retarded
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Damn babe your rack is looking beast mode today
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This honestly goes pretty hard
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6 more of these and Zach Edey will report a hate crime against me
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Talking to girls
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How quickly I fold for a girl with light colored eyes and a sweet rack
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The saying “If you’re cold they’re cold” is fucking bullshit this guy will not come inside for anything
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I don’t have words to describe how nice it is to stay warm and give a minority $3.50 to drive through shitty unplowed roads to give me KFC
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@BobbyGotBroads
Sounds like the left is mad again lol gonna do it again tonight, how does that make u feel lib?
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I haven’t watched a dunk contest in a while but these scores CANT be right
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Steak, waffles, & Football it does not get much simpler than this
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Do you guys mind if I have 7-12 Coors Lights
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Boobs are so awesome man, I love looking at boobs
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Going to day drink & burn stuff in my back yard today
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Anyone mind if I have steak, waffles, & potatoes?
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Welp
Having good time watching Detroit Lions playoff football
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6 MILE, BRICK MILE, KNOCK YOUR BITCH DOWN, PICK HER UP, KNOCK HER BACK DOWN, PULL HER TRACKS OUT
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A Tim Hortons black iced coffee followed by a 9mm to the head would fix me rn
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@chickentenderl5
They play the game the right way. Fundamentals, sneaky athletic, hard working, good character men. Wow
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Vet just told me Bear is the most well-mannered / gentle dog of his breed they have ever seen. Everyone tell him he’s a good boy or I’ll have Chris Crusty shoot you in the head with his weapon of choice
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Steak and average size waffles. The gay ass store didn’t have the big ones. Lowkey they kinda too big to even enjoy anyways
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✨ Don’t piss the bed again ✨
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✨ Don’t piss the bed again✨
✨Don’t piss the bed again ✨
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✨ Don’t piss the bed again✨
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@RudyJUULianiV2
Have done both, currently doing the one where I stare at excel until my eyes bleed. Better than 72-84 hours outside building bridges imo 👍🏿
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Hey,
@Delta
what is your policy on creatine? I’d love to bring some so I can workout while I’m in Mexico next week. I have a little over 2.5 oz here which should do me good for my time there. I also labeled it so there’s no confusion! Please get back to me, thanks.
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@BleacherReport
Awesome can’t wait to watch him average 4 6 and 1 off the bench in the league now
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Stoners will do ANYTHING except get a job
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Why would they make glasses for this? I can see it just fine lol
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@lavaxgrl
My friend
@BurningBlunts69
says hi. He is super chill and hot and likes anime. He’s on private so he can’t say it himself unless you follow him back
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FUCK I HAD TOO MUCH
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So happy I can eat two famous bowls and not have to worry about getting fat. I don’t understand why or how people get fat it makes no sense at all.
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I would kiss a lot of these people on the mouth
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When you hit a wipe open 3-pointer for game and the black guys say “Ayo white boy hit that shit”
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Everyone tell Bear he’s a good boy even though it took him 40 minutes to get inside of the tub or else
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Bro eating the snow like it’s food or something 😂🫵🏿
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The itsy bitsy spider got fucking shot up in Detroit
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25 leg didn’t hit but look at Bear enjoying the first snowfall of the year
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IM TAKING BEAR IN LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My mother cannot keep Bear anymore, if the roommates agree I’m taking him in.
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I’d do unprotected hand stuff with a lot of these people
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I need 32” rims on an Escalade and a Lions W.
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25 leg NFL can’t lose free money parlay. $.09 for a cool $971,163.84 (like 18 million CAD)
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I ate two entire large pizzas from Dominos last night and have had 4 cups of coffee today I need to be shot in the back of the head
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