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Credit Score: 769 Back to Back neighborhood wiffle ball MVP. Miller High Life and White Castle connoisseur. 2006 Time person of the year.

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@cxburns
Chad Burns
8 months
Me after ordering the champagne of beers at my local dive bar
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Once the mint and mango returns:
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Remember when Juul vapes were taken off shelves two years ago? The Food and Drug Administration rescinded its marketing ban on Juul Labs on Thursday, opening the door for the e-cigarettes to come back to stores.
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@juliethardt
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What does sex feel like from the males perspective?
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Don’t be fooled
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i will make Jan. 6th look like a tea party
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Me if it was illegal to do this
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Schwab app locked down? Time to go back to ol reliable.
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Fuckers in school telling me
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What are the first five words of the National Anthem?
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“My friends over there think you 2 are cute” My friends in the corner:
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I’ve never seen dudes party this hard
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@cxburns
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10 months
@heatdaddy69420 They just don’t wanna see the white man win at the end of the day. Starting to believe it’s the New York Times who doesn’t have their facts straight.
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Unemployment day 1 stats: 10 jobs applied to 0 fish caught 2 coors banquets deleted in this bad boy
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8 months
@heatdaddy69420 With all do respect of course expecting you to provide a statement on this is the same as expecting a mall cop to rush the front lines over seas with our troops
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This 97 year old diner still serves coke the old fashioned way 🤯
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@heatdaddy69420 Just say you’re upset that the Americans won gold on your soil and stole your girl.
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2 years
@ChiSportUpdates Fields asking Rodgers for an ayahuasca plug
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@fakenewshaterr Chrissy coming back from her lunch break:
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@whitesox @NASA @NASAglenn @MLB Eloy Jimenez has torn his other hamstring staring directly into the sun
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@DanyAllstar15 Bout as blatant as a pk subban slewfoot
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@otterstratton12 This is gayer than the orgy this squad has last night
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@OTD2point0 Just incase it doesn’t go your way
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@OviClapBomb Trade it and build around fields
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@heatdaddy69420 I’m Ralph Cox I’m from wherever isn’t gonna get me hit
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@BurnerWjp My right arm showing up to see that movie
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6 months
The eastern mind can’t comprehend this
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@BusteeSahil
Spookhil 🎃🇮🇳🇵🇰🇧🇩🇭🇹💪🏽
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The western mind cannot comprehend this
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First person to be banned on threads ☑️
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Why are we still having this debate? It’s the G2 and it’s NUFD
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@joeybagovdonuts
J🍩ey Bag 🍩f D🍩nuts 🍩
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which pen are you using?
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@SteadyLeddy04 @DanFlashes99 @IansArena Both are driven by ownership hurting their own product not a dying sport
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@billycundiff00 @BarryOnHere Safe to say he got that dawg in him too then
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@SoxOn35th Micker Adolfo and a 50/50 raffle ticket signed by @MrDelicious13
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@Erynn_Johnson41 Javy Baez was a 2x all star, silver slugger, gold glove, and consistently hit +.270 ba with the exception of his final season (Covid year). Y’all cried like it was trading Bryant/Rizzo. Give that bum some respect
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@heatdaddy69420 Corey Perry and Phil Kessel can revive this team.
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@MikeGrinnell_ I think whatever you get paid to talk hockey is steep
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3 months
Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to pops #packingheat
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@HeyyHolls The Truth In Mileage Act (TIMA) is a federal law that requires the seller of a motor vehicle provide an odometer disclosure to the buyer at the time of sale or transfer of ownership.
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@heatdaddy69420 If she isn’t giving you an otphj for this leave her
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@AtticusSmith14 Each can was brewed by a different father
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@heatdaddy69420 Great statement. Crazy to thing the New York Times accused you of not having your facts straight.
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@SoxOn35th Death taxes eloy pulled hamstring
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@BarstoolChief Not many will say it, thanks for putting the Blackhawks back on tv and 3 stanley cups.
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@BenPopeCST What was he buying? What color underwear did he have on? Do it squirt or is he on the cream team? We need answers ben! Be better at journalism!
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@DraftDiamonds I’m following Lisa ann on Twitter that basically means we fuckin
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@Womplord42069 From the river to the sea Scottie Scheffler will be free!
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6 months
Rockford Illinois for those who were curious
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building a cia blacksite with vedic architecture
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new city i’m living in just dropped
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I hope no one minds
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11 months
Furniture shopping for my new house
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@b1gdumb1diott Let’s go fellas!
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Boring ass game on god
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Happy MLK day
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@stclairashley
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I will never understand men’s obsession with sports
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@2GMike_ @Jinsakuu @littlecaesars Can’t have a come up if it was always on top.
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“Ai is coming for your job” id like to see Ai steal catalytic converters
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Dinner has been served
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It’s now acceptable to listen to Christmas music
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@wiseconnector
W 𝗜 𝗦 𝗘 𝗖 𝗢 𝗡 𝗡 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗢 𝗥 ™ 💬
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What would you do with this space?
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@Cheesecakeguyv3 @codedandunited Knights fan, Andy didn’t even know what hockey was when it happened
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@heatdaddy69420 America’s team
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@Richdon1274 You’re on your own with this gay stuff lil bro
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3 years
Could really use a little bit of this right about now @MrDelicious13
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@miawallace033 Well my ex canceled the Spotify premium I was using which unfortunately means I am revoking her Dads access to my Disney +. Good guy. Hate to see him caught in the crossfire
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It’s November 10th
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Me and the homeless man outside the bar at 1 am
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Change of guard on India-Pakistan border.
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@heatdaddy69420 Ice boys is zesty. Give me ice fellas who toss beers to me in the seats
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Hot take: if a goalie comes this far out to play a puck he deserves this
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Sheeeeesh did tendy think it was a Sunday skate?? 🎥: algerproductions/IG
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@JoeyCopponi Real NHL games are played here I don’t see what all the fuss is about
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Nose is always bleeding #tapin
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@stoolpresidente The left is gonna HATE this one dave.
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47 in his honor. 3 down 44 to go
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@jasonbenetti Am I old enough to know this?
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