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touring @coorslight drinker. tickets to live shows on the tl. 9-time podcast listener of the year per @pardonmytake .
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In case any of my coworkers want to know why I’m on all fours in the office barking like a deranged UGA fan.
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The fellas and I setting up our kitchen table before we go stand in the corner of a bar and nod at each other for 6 hours
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I failed by 8 points, but I did go retard boner mode.
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“Don’t forget to put your fingers in the beer and tap the fuck in.”
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“Now let me make this very clear, if the fingers do not go IN the beverage, the tap in is no good. And IF the tap in is no good, well there will be blood on the hands, that’s for sure. Capiche?”
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Don’t let burner twitter in here unless you want to renovate your establishment immediately after
Welcome to the Cocktagon™️
Innovation that excites
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Bringing back a classic because it’s actually retarded that I like trains so much AND they let us get to Friday hehehehehehe
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2024 Ins:
- getting our troops home
- drinking
- putting fingers in drinks
- being stanced up
- tweeting into the void
- getting to Friday
2024 Outs:
- the left
- getting in the way
- walking three abreast on the sidewalk
- Times Square
- ordering fast food in person
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Big time first date tonight. Can I get some conversation topics in the chat?
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“And so I put my fingers in my beer because if I don’t, the left wins and the troops don’t come home”
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Holding the microphone to her rack because the fellas know what’s really doing the talking
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Aaaaaaand here we are
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Recent developments have led me to assert myself as an authority on tap-in legality
#NewProfilePic
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My stance on Corey Perry tapping into Bedard’s mom. Penetration = tap in
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Nothing screams 1920s American dominance quite like the Chrysler building.
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@DukeMBB
Coach Scheyer cont’d: “I would like to apologize to our students. Our students hold us to a higher standard and when we do not win, I feel personally responsible for all of the strife and hardship that our students deal with when they made the brave choice to come to this
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@barstoolsports
I just think a 16 team playoff wouldn’t be as big of a logistical challenge after you make the jump from 4 to 12.
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Largest in person tap in…ever?
#tapped
@Johnpaul524
@andreikostitzyn
@doggcum2
@michaelhunt1995
@mts04020
@RuudyJUULiani69
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They can’t possibly think they have male listeners. Also one of them literally had pre-marital sex
#sinner
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Now here’s the thing about about the suburbs, everyone is whipping around in cars. The locals are absolutely fuming when a guy like me is walking these streets to get my silver bullets. Makes libs sick to their stomach seeing a guy grind this hard
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@VinegarLocks
After further review, the fingers are clearly in there. While this is not a drink , the fact that it is a public use bowl of shredded cheese makes it pretty rockstar. I certify this as a valid tap in
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Raising Canes as absolutely no business chucking a piece of toast that is LATHERED with butter in a chicken finger meal but they do, and give a swift middle finger to Michelle Obama every single time.
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Monday after thanksgiving has to be up there in terms of all time worst workdays of the year.
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Found a zyn in the office urinal. Didn’t realize my coworkers were nails like that.
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Valeri Nichushkin has been placed in stage 3 of the NHL/NHLPA Player Assistance Program.
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@Jason_Tartick
@Jason_Tartick
idk what it was before but I think he’s joining the family as Airbnb spokesperson
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Second Annual
#MeetAtTheK
Burner Convention at Kauffman Stadium, let’s just say a rain delay will not be scaring the fellas. Also Bobby Bombs has returned.
@HarlansBurner
@RudyJUULianiV2
@BobbyBombsv2
@5Cunna
@michaelhunt1995
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Mr Tap In got a date coming up on Wednesday. You know the drill fellas, help a guy come up with some conversation topics in the replies
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Stepping out for my birthday party and none of this would be possible without the fellas. I’m talking the ones who fight the good fight. The go for one stay for 2 home by 3 kinda fellas, time to get on one tonight. Shoot to score - drive to win. Let’s fucking ride. I just wanna
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Going for a drink with a female. Drop some conversation topics that are great over bevs
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This is the only thing that plays over and over again in my brain
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Didn’t realize there were 1k retards in the world, but they all follow me, pretty cool.
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