JeffHackdarts
@Nathackdarts
Followers
1,477
Following
361
Media
848
Statuses
6,932
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
YouTube,YouTube
• 1602441 Tweets
Vance
• 953090 Tweets
Alberto
• 408274 Tweets
Iraq
• 390854 Tweets
#8YearsWithBLACKPINK
• 248737 Tweets
Tampon Tim
• 209343 Tweets
Kursk
• 168318 Tweets
BEST WISHES FOR SAROCHA
• 164140 Tweets
#Freen26thSparkleDay
• 161092 Tweets
#띵동띵동_승철이_생일이다_문열어
• 147815 Tweets
Jennie
• 135820 Tweets
AIPAC
• 132279 Tweets
GIVE VINESH SILVER
• 122767 Tweets
#gangłysego
• 73364 Tweets
Japinha
• 64663 Tweets
Augusto Akio
• 49435 Tweets
RED OUT
• 47149 Tweets
Happy 8th
• 46637 Tweets
cheol
• 42493 Tweets
Eau Claire
• 41657 Tweets
#ROBLOX
• 40746 Tweets
Stefano Peschiera
• 35680 Tweets
Leverkusen
• 28689 Tweets
Pedro Barros
• 27090 Tweets
Ana Patrícia
• 18814 Tweets
Walthamstow
• 17462 Tweets
Lucía Yépez
• 14157 Tweets
Havertz
• 12399 Tweets
INDEC
• 11742 Tweets
Fornal
• 11464 Tweets
Zinchenko
• 10105 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
Me coked out of my mind explaining the intricate lore of burner Twitter to the blonde chick at the party who just wants a line
4
15
150
There’s no actual fucking way you’re expecting me, a 200 pound construction worker with a shag carpet for ass hair to wipe my ass with this
79
641
15K
Nothing like redownloading Hinge and going 0/6 with beautiful women. We are SOOOOO fucking back
5
169
3K
You’re morbidly obese, I’m morbidly a beast . We are not the same
8
127
2K
Me looking at the bartender asking for my 13th rum and coke
2
62
1K
I just go up to chicks at the bar and say Noah Kahan stick season, Zach Bryan good, Taylor Swift, Moustache, Mullet, big ballsack, Free Palestine, and than they come home and sleep with me. It’s that easy
12
37
1K
Yea cool give me your snap off tinder then don’t add me all day retard
3
14
809
This kinda work day. You actually can’t teach this stuff. Just blue collar union dudes. Efficiency is key on a busy job. Thats why you gotta eat your footlong on the shitter
@heatdaddy69420
12
27
734
I actually fuckin love goin to the bar with the boys and not talking to a single chick
4
78
703
Me driving home from work tomorrow (it’s Friday and I’m really thirsty
1
15
339
Me and the dude I met at the function that gave me a bump
0
5
280
Canadian mfs after paying 25$ for a tin of zyns (it’s me im mfs)
7
3
181
When I pull up to the function and it’s a full send and we are beering and seltzering 🤟🤟🤟🤟🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯
3
11
166
@Cowboysanchez78
Caring about the state of another man’s hands might be one of the most homosexual things you could do
1
0
151
Thought bro was beatin his shit for a minute
if you are having a bad day, here’s a video of a happy Otter
1K
6K
74K
1
3
147
Three stages of life:
1. Early life
2. Losing a bad bitch
3. Death
3
10
114
Ayy whoever got my voodoo doll can you start strokin that shit just a lil
3
8
117
@SittoLucas
No fucking way the sparky is talking 🤣. Try civil construction and maybe that Mangina will sprout a couple balls
1
1
113
Picking the coke boogers out of my nose and wiping them on this chicks bed this morning
1
2
101
Me standing in the kitchen at 2AM high as shit, rummaging through thanksgiving leftovers
0
3
91
I’m gonna give ya run down how my nights gonna go .
-eat two sirloins
-drink retard levels of beer
-harass women at the bar
1
3
97
There are not plenty of fish in the sea. There is one that we all fumbled and nobody will ever compare to them 👍
6
5
94
Look, I’m gonna have a few beers. Then I’m gonna have a few more. And I might even have a handful more after that. Once that’s all done I might even have a couple. That pisses you off doesn’t it ?
5
12
90
Seeing all these ugly ass bozos with their rocket girlfriends really pisses me the fuck off. I wish it was medieval times or something where I could just kick their ass and their gf would be mine.
6
4
81
I did not just work 10 hours to come home and only be greeted with scary fat goblins on your app
@Tinder
0
2
81
Somehow that worked.
6
2
67
Imma keep it 💯. I’m way too sensitive of a man to be working my current construction job. I may look hard and rugged but deep down I am sensitive and like to be held by blonde women.
5
1
68
Gonna ask a girl if she wants to come over at midnight after I’ve polished 12 beers and been running fortnite all night
4
4
74
So high I just took 8 minutes to think of a response to a 4 word snap from a girl
3
3
69
Cal Foote, Michael McLeod, Carter Hart, Dillon Dube, and Alex Formenton you ARE now members of Ska St. Petersburg 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
10
2
59
@BigHeadHcky
Hey lil bro . I actually just decided that it’s not true and that’s how it goes. Better luck next time 👍
3
0
58
Are you sure you wanna party with tha demons 🤟🤟😝😝😝🔥🔥🔥😈😈
1
0
49
Got so high I purchased the gangam style emote in fortnite last night
1
1
46
Me 17 beers deep watching chiefs dolphins at Canadian Brewhouse while I drool at the beautiful waitresses
3
2
42
@heatdaddy69420
This single handedly just made me wanna floor it this weekend. I was actually thinking of taking it easy but I literally can’t now. Canucks hockey is so back
1
0
44
Might do a burner world tour and just crash on your couches if that’s ok
6
0
38
When the foreman says we’re only having one drink after work
2
1
40
Just woke up at 4:30 am in my jeans with the lights on and the faint smell of puke on my moustache. Pitchers of sangria are no joking matter
1
1
42
You gotta be a sick fuck to bus home from the bar to your car and than drive drunk through the McDonald’s drive through to get a McRib and a shamrock shake.
Me asf:
1
1
41
Getting a little drunk listening to the NHL 14 soundtrack with the fellas
5
1
37
Never trust someone who genuinely likes tequila. They’re up to absolutely no good.
4
0
32
Forecast is looking like me eating an entire large dominoes pizza this evening
4
2
36
It’s insane how there’s only like 2 ugly burners and they’re not even dudes !
Dudes rock
4
0
33
Girls try not to start an Instagram page to sell clothes out of their closet because they are in severe credit card debt from all the clothes they bought challenge (Impossible)
1
1
34