@youwannagotowar
dude i got home at midnight last night fried as shit with no twitter notifs and woke up to 9k likes In the time it took for me to take a shower and shave it hits 20k im laughjng
at least the one on the left looks relatively close to a modern human you look like youre gearing up for a day of chasing a wooly mammoth with a rock spear
@dickthicker44
@kadey180
@greentexts_bot
crazy blazing bud smoking strong 8ths while straight jelqing my gooner piece. straight stinkfucking this blunt while domestically abusing my war torn schlong to completion for hours. think that might top that
1000 years ago this guy wouldve been the viking berserker at stamford bridge who chopped down like 40 englishmen and held off their entire army before getting gutted by a spearman
lightly tap her on the shoulder to get her attention then in one swift motion put a handgun to the roof of my mouth and blow the back of my head out spraying brain chunks all over the seat and wall behind me and instantaneously crumpling to the floor
heavily recessed jawline. protruding overbite. prey eyes. abnormal shaped head. T50 eyes. clearly endomorph body type. very small stature. only thing going for the poor guy is his canthal tilt. nothing to laugh at here
Chinese niggas will have a BMI of 16 and be unable to lift a box then go home and throw a 10 kilo bag of rice three whole chickens and green onions with soy sauce in a 75 pound cast iron wok and toss it around like its fucking nothing
if my child ever asked me for money to go to a dream concert im just instantly hitting them with a knee buckling haymaker to the jaw and finishing with a corkscrew elbow drop after they've already hit the dirt
yeah analyze and pick apart the guy in the dress shirt while joe rogan is in the dickhead dad fit of the century with a pack of zyns busting out his jeans pocket
animals having a mating call is so fire imagine being able to just scream "I NEED SOME PUSSY!!!" and some bad bitches just come running outta the woods
i remember last year my bro died from a fent pill and i couldn’t bring myself to go to his funeral cause i kept thinking bout how he got banned from spencer’s at like 11 for sword fighting with dildos and i didn’t want to risk busting out laughing in front of his whole family